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A Heavenly Body

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Toerag
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Ala bam a


0 posted 12-17-1999 09:11 AM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Toerag


Her breasts now round and sumptuous,
A figure that's adorned,
Something she's worked on continuously,
Before was only scorned.

Hair like golden strands of silk,
A complexion like a baby's,
Legs like that on Betty Grable,
One very gorgeous lady.

She's worked and saved and done without,
To get her body in this shape,
Now she's pursued by all the men,
Her looks are simply great.

Though it took so many years,
She's never been regretfull,
Congratulations Balladeer,
Your surgery was successful.



[This message has been edited by Toerag (edited 12-17-1999).]
© Copyright 1999 Toerag - All Rights Reserved
Saxoness
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1 posted 12-17-1999 09:20 AM       View Profile for Saxoness   Email Saxoness   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Saxoness

  lol!

 "Glory remains unaware of my neglected dwelling where alone
I sing my tearful song which has charms only for me."

-Charles Brugnot

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2 posted 12-17-1999 09:22 AM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

ROFLMAO!!!! There ya go, Toe... telling all his secrets again! LOL. And telling them so well. *G*

Deer: Couldja let me know how you did it??? Are are you hogging all that attention for yourself??? LOL

Dark Angel
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3 posted 12-17-1999 09:23 AM       View Profile for Dark Angel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dark Angel

LOL Toerag, this was great! Loved the ending lol.  

 What comes from the heart goes to the heart.
Samuel Coleridge


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4 posted 12-17-1999 09:27 AM       View Profile for caroline   Email caroline   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for caroline

ROTFLMAO  OMG....too funny!  Toe...you are just gonna have to get a computer when you move! We can't do without you. I can't make it through the Toerag Withdrawal Syndrome!

 It's not the love you fear, but the fall from the height~Edwin McCain


LngJhnAg
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5 posted 12-17-1999 10:23 AM       View Profile for LngJhnAg   Email LngJhnAg   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for LngJhnAg

Great poem, old Toe.  Naturally, I must wonder if you think great breasts are the same as great pecs.  lol

Consider this a shot across your bow, you old reprobate.  Merry Christmas, too.
LngJhnAg
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6 posted 12-17-1999 10:24 AM       View Profile for LngJhnAg   Email LngJhnAg   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for LngJhnAg

Great poem, old Toe.  Naturally, I must wonder if you think great breasts are the same as great pecs.  lol

Consider this a shot across your bow, you old reprobate.  Merry Christmas, too.
WhtDove
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7 posted 12-17-1999 10:44 AM       View Profile for WhtDove   Email WhtDove   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit WhtDove's Home Page   View IP for WhtDove

LMAO!!!!  Toe, what will we do without your wit and humor around here?  Loved it, thanks I needed a good laugh today!  
Denise
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8 posted 12-17-1999 11:08 AM       View Profile for Denise   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Denise

You got me again with that surprise hillarious ending! I never know 'till the end if it's going to be one of your zingers or not!  

 Denise


Seymour Tabin
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9 posted 12-17-1999 11:52 AM       View Profile for Seymour Tabin   Email Seymour Tabin   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Seymour Tabin

Toe,
Your really in trouble now,
You put a burr under the wrong cow
He will boil you in oil.
And haunt you like a gargoyle.
He will toss you in the sulfur pit
Along with the rest of your wit.
good luck. Enjoyed the poem.
Pepper
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10 posted 12-17-1999 12:12 PM       View Profile for Pepper   Email Pepper   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Pepper

ROFL....too funny...
And I echo Caroline and WhtDove....Thank you for the smiles  

 A soul that writes from the heart and shares it, truly gives a gift extraordinaire!


U K Hero
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11 posted 12-17-1999 12:31 PM       View Profile for U K Hero   Email U K Hero   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for U K Hero

Ha Harrr...(and other laughing sounds)
so much wit.
Sven
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12 posted 12-17-1999 12:50 PM       View Profile for Sven   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Sven

Too funny my friend!!

I was not expecting that end!

LOL!

 That which gives light must endure burning
--Victor Frankl


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13 posted 12-17-1999 02:06 PM       View Profile for Balladeer   Email Balladeer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Balladeer's Home Page   View IP for Balladeer

Gee, Toe, I felt deep inside that you've always lusted after me but to use your imagination to create a beautiful woman and pretend she's me is just a little on the kinky side, don't ya think? Well, if it helps ya get through the day........
Michael
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14 posted 12-17-1999 02:12 PM       View Profile for Michael   Email Michael   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Michael

ooh, wincing in pain just watching such a low blow.  Ouch, that had to hurt.


Michael
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15 posted 12-17-1999 04:12 PM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

Balladeer: Tsk, tsk... I know the idea of Toe lusting after you is quite appealing... God knows enough women find that idea VERY appealing. *G* But if you think you can get a sex change and waltz to the front of his fan line, you've got another thought coming! LOL. Get to the back of the line... way, WAY on back there... it won't do you any good, but it will keep you out of trouble for years and years... (Cause I don't intend to relinquish my place in line for many decades! LOL)
hoot_owl_rn
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16 posted 12-17-1999 04:57 PM       View Profile for hoot_owl_rn   Email hoot_owl_rn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit hoot_owl_rn's Home Page   View IP for hoot_owl_rn

ROFL...you are just too bad Toe........LOL
Nan
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17 posted 12-17-1999 10:02 PM       View Profile for Nan   Email Nan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Nan's Home Page   View IP for Nan

Is nothing sacred???????/
Alwye
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In the space between moments


18 posted 12-17-1999 10:05 PM       View Profile for Alwye   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Alwye

LOL, This is great!  

 *Krista Knutson*

~Only within the depths of the most ominous darkness can the beauty of light truly be understood~

poetFemmeFatale
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19 posted 12-19-1999 12:59 AM       View Profile for poetFemmeFatale   Email poetFemmeFatale   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for poetFemmeFatale

Oh gees!  He he he ha ha ha ho ho ho.....I'm laughing so hard I best get to the bathroom before I have an accident !!!!   ROFLMAO          This was fabulous!  What a surprising ending!  And a big haha to 'deers reply!  LOL

 - - - If I can just touch you once, then I feel I have accomplished what I am called to do...- - pFF

 
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