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Miracle On The Thirty-Fourth Floor(or "Yes Virginia Those Are Dandy Paws")

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Dr.Moose1
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0 posted 12-16-1999 04:35 PM       View Profile for Dr.Moose1   Email Dr.Moose1   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Dr.Moose1

Twas the week before Christmas
And Cratchit was hot
All through the halls
Were these little wet spots

Her anger was such
That her face was all red
And the steam from her ears
It encircled her head

"On paper you cretin"
"Not on my floor"
They just mopped it this morning"
"At a quarter to four"

The Artistes laughed so hard
That their easels did wiggle
Which they stood behind
So she couldn't see them giggle

The "Toons" as imagined
Went so berserk
That some wet themselves
Which just made for more work

As the Justins cavorted
Dancing with glee
They could barely contain it
Justin Continent Lee

While off on my rounds
I heard all the racket
Slammed down some good cheer
And hid the rest in my jacket

My flask's precious contents
Were getting quite light
Not the one that I drink from
No , that wouldn't be right

But the other large beaker
That laid down this false trail
And led Cratchit in circles
Chasing her tail

The pup's hidden safely
Away from this mess
Where she'll never find him
'Cause no-one will confess

So to all Merry Christmas
I leave nothing to chance
If you'll excuse me a moment
I must go change my pants



 Sometimes nonsense isn't .
© Copyright 1999 William E.Kleist - All Rights Reserved
Seymour Tabin
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1 posted 12-16-1999 05:26 PM       View Profile for Seymour Tabin   Email Seymour Tabin   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Seymour Tabin

Dr.Moose1,
Very cute and I enjoyed the read.
Denise
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2 posted 12-16-1999 11:03 PM       View Profile for Denise   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Denise

Wonderfully hillarious, Dr. Moose!  

 Denise


Justin Sayne
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3 posted 12-16-1999 11:23 PM       View Profile for Justin Sayne   Edit/Delete Message     View IP for Justin Sayne

Yikes!.....lan's loose..... ...Ketch 'im Doc...

Dr.Moose1
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4 posted 12-17-1999 06:24 AM       View Profile for Dr.Moose1   Email Dr.Moose1   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dr.Moose1

Sy , d , J.S. ,
Glad you enjoyed , Actually I,m getting rather fond of the little guy .
Doc
Toerag
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5 posted 12-17-1999 06:47 AM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

So the placebos ain't working,
It's quite obvious,
So back on the Elavil,
You're delirious.

(and hilarious too)....thank God I'm mentally stable......(I am....aren't I?)

[This message has been edited by Toerag (edited 12-17-1999).]
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6 posted 12-17-1999 07:24 AM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

Keep Ian well hidden
And Cratchet confused
And the holidays merry
For you, Dr. Moose!

Enjoyed! *G*
Dr.Moose1
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7 posted 12-17-1999 08:30 PM       View Profile for Dr.Moose1   Email Dr.Moose1   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dr.Moose1

Hey Toe ,
Been a while since you stepped in .Good to hear from you my friend. Placebos or not ,things might be what they seem , in this place where when waking some can still dream .
Dr.Moose1
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8 posted 12-17-1999 08:34 PM       View Profile for Dr.Moose1   Email Dr.Moose1   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dr.Moose1

Suthern,
Glad you dropped by for this slight bit of prose,heavens to murgatroid , am I one of those?If so I don't know what to do about that, I guess I'll just keep it all under my hat.
Doc
 
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