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A Jimerick (from Nan's Workshop)

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jbouder
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0 posted 12-15-1999 04:56 PM       View Profile for jbouder   Email jbouder   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for jbouder

Poor old Jim only wanted some fun
When he ate beans and dogs by the ton.
But to his grand dismay
He discovered that day
Why two colons are better than one.  

     

 Jim

"If I rest, I rust." - Martin Luther

© Copyright 1999 Jim Bouder - All Rights Reserved
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1 posted 12-15-1999 05:20 PM       View Profile for Severn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Severn

ROTFLMAO!!!!

Here are my two...

    
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2 posted 12-15-1999 05:45 PM       View Profile for Poertree   Email Poertree   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poertree

Hey Jim

This is quite funny .. even a stuffy ole Englishman laughed (slightly).

What's wrong with English movies anyway?  

P
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The English make movies?  
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4 posted 12-15-1999 07:00 PM       View Profile for Sally S.   Email Sally S.   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Sally S.

EWWWWWWW!!! (insert tongue smiley here)
I'm shocked! I swear the English make movies!   Bad boy!! hehehe

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Cute!  

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Two Colons are better than one is..
Much better than counting on none is
If one is worn out
The other can spout
While sitting and reading the funnies..
Poertree
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7 posted 12-16-1999 03:13 PM       View Profile for Poertree   Email Poertree   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poertree

HUMMPHHHHH (calmed down now ... simmer)

This could get nasty - not to mention catty (claw) - all I'll spit out tho. is that, yes, American make movies .. the English make FILMS .. wanna know the different? .. mail me .. coz Nan won't like the expletives .. lol   .



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