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Dear Jane Letter, (In response to Balladeer's "I don't Care"

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Toerag
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0 posted 12-10-1999 08:12 AM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Toerag

This will show her Balladeer...this will teach her a lesson by golly!

DEAR JANE,

So ya found another?
A brand new lover?
He's got money?
He's really a honey?
A classie sports car?
A 20 acre yard?
Looks like a God?
A well chiseled bod?
Ya been sleepin' with him?
He's become more than a friend?
You're breakin' my heart?
Ya tore it apart?
So now we're through!
I'm leaving you!

[This message has been edited by Toerag (edited 12-10-1999).]
© Copyright 1999 Toerag - All Rights Reserved
suthern
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1 posted 12-10-1999 08:18 AM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

ROFL... "You can't fire me, I quit!" hunh? LOL... This is great, Toe!!!! He SHOULD dump her! LOL
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2 posted 12-10-1999 01:53 PM       View Profile for cjs9853   Email cjs9853   Edit/Delete Message     View IP for cjs9853

you two are crazy ) you make me laugh and i thank you for that.i really enjoy your poems .
Toerag
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3 posted 12-10-1999 02:45 PM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

boy...did this one ever receive rave reviews.....Oh well....can't win 'em all!!!
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4 posted 12-10-1999 03:05 PM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

But... but... but... Carol and I are quality! That oughtta count! LOL

We sure can't win on email, dear... I'm assuming you've sent some... as have I... but nothing's arrived... smooch!
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5 posted 12-10-1999 03:07 PM       View Profile for Andrew Scott   Email Andrew Scott   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Andrew Scott

Andrew Scott says "Stunning! Five stars that outshine the competition!"
New York Time: "A must read for all poet heads!"
Playboy: "If it had pictures we'd be out of business."
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6 posted 12-10-1999 03:08 PM       View Profile for Pepper   Email Pepper   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Pepper

LOL...Guess you told her Toe! I'm sure Balladeer will be happy for your' help in this matter...lol
Toerag
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7 posted 12-10-1999 03:58 PM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

thank you all.....and good bye..I hope all of you have a prosperous New Year, a very lovely Christmas, (or whatever you all celebrate), and know that Toe will be thinking of you all.....adios....and think of me from time to time...will ya?......LuvToe
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8 posted 12-10-1999 04:57 PM       View Profile for jbouder   Email jbouder   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for jbouder

Dear Jane (with a Lawyer's Twist):

Alienation of Affections,
The sweetest of the court's confections,
Go ahead and pack your backs 'cause hubby's gonna sue!

His house and cars are mine, my dear,
As are his yacht and peer.
I'm sure I'll be quite happy, love, 'cause hubby's gonna sue!

I hope your life'll be more complete
With your new love living on the street,
With paper bags on his perfect feet, 'cause hubby's gonna sue!

My lawyers will have dealt their strife
While, with his cash, I'll rebuild MY life,
With Heidi Klum as my new wife, 'cause hubby's gonna sue!

'Cause hubby's gonna sue!


 Jim

"If I rest, I rust." - Martin Luther

Martie
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9 posted 12-10-1999 06:06 PM       View Profile for Martie   Email Martie   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Martie's Home Page   View IP for Martie

Dear Toe I know with your humor
you will go wherever you want
to get.  Just don't forget
your family here, cause we won't forget you.

 In the dew of little things,
the heart finds its morning
and is refreshed.
(ee cummings)
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10 posted 12-10-1999 06:34 PM       View Profile for Saxoness   Email Saxoness   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Saxoness

great sister piece Toe, the one compliments the other.

 "Glory remains unaware of my neglected dwelling where alone
I sing my tearful song which has charms only for me."

-Charles Brugnot

hoot_owl_rn
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11 posted 12-10-1999 07:45 PM       View Profile for hoot_owl_rn   Email hoot_owl_rn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit hoot_owl_rn's Home Page   View IP for hoot_owl_rn

Sounds like she's in for it.

Have a nice Christmas Toe, we'll miss ya around here
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12 posted 12-10-1999 08:15 PM       View Profile for Denise   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Denise

But...but...where are you going, Toe? Did I miss something...last I read about it you said you'd be here for awhile yet (?) Try not to be gone too long, ok? And have a wonderful Christmas, too.

Funny poem!  

 Denise


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13 posted 12-10-1999 08:41 PM       View Profile for Balladeer   Email Balladeer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Balladeer's Home Page   View IP for Balladeer

Atta boy, Toe! Get her! She can't handle a one-toe punch like this!

jboulder....fantastic job!
Nan
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14 posted 12-10-1999 09:02 PM       View Profile for Nan   Email Nan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Nan's Home Page   View IP for Nan

I like it, Toe.... I just had to work all day is all..... ya know???
WhtDove
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15 posted 12-11-1999 01:13 AM       View Profile for WhtDove   Email WhtDove   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit WhtDove's Home Page   View IP for WhtDove

Sock it to her Toe!  

L-l-leaving?  I hope it's only for Christmas break??  BYE Toe! Have a wonderful holiday! You'll be in my thoughts and prayers!


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Jesus is the reason for the season

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16 posted 12-12-1999 04:16 PM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

jbouder: Loved the lawyer's twist! *G*

Toerag: May your farewell be a brief one, dear friend... come back to us soon! I hope your holidays are filled with the happiness and laughter you give so generously all through the year.... and with the peace and love you deserve so very much.

Whatever the path that you must follow
Our thoughts are with you as you go.
We'll miss your caring, wit, and jests
And pray that you are richly blessed.
 
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