Whole Sort Of Genl Mish Mash
Dear Jane (with a Lawyer's Twist):
Alienation of Affections,
The sweetest of the court's confections,
Go ahead and pack your backs 'cause hubby's gonna sue!
His house and cars are mine, my dear,
As are his yacht and peer.
I'm sure I'll be quite happy, love, 'cause hubby's gonna sue!
I hope your life'll be more complete
With your new love living on the street,
With paper bags on his perfect feet, 'cause hubby's gonna sue!
My lawyers will have dealt their strife
While, with his cash, I'll rebuild MY life,
With Heidi Klum as my new wife, 'cause hubby's gonna sue!
'Cause hubby's gonna sue!
"If I rest, I rust." - Martin Luther