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Dr.Moose1
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since 1999-09-05
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Bewilderment , USA

0 posted 1999-12-09 05:12 PM


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Call now opewators are standing by


 Sometimes nonsense isn't .

© Copyright 1999 William E.Kleist - All Rights Reserved
Severn
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since 1999-07-17
Posts 7704

1 posted 1999-12-09 05:26 PM


But how did he ever manage to find his way to the recording studio...?

LOL.

Nurse Crachet
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since 1999-09-27
Posts 318
They know where I am!
2 posted 1999-12-09 06:46 PM


I'm here to say the first 50 callers receive a pass for New Years eve weekend at the stute for free. Now how can anyone pass up an offer like this at the holidays. You'll never find a crazier place to spend New Years Eve. Get those fingers dialing folks # 50 will be gone before you know it.
Andrew Scott
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since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558
Redlands,CA,USA
3 posted 1999-12-09 08:00 PM


(Getting out the phone - frantically dialing) Hello... hello... Ya, are we in the first fifty?  Great! Ummm... We suffer from split personalities... can we get a group rate? No!... One per customer!... Damn! Sorry guys, guess we can't go. Well, We'll take the CD anyway.  What?... 8 track only!... OK, sign us up.

Denise
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since 1999-08-22
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4 posted 1999-12-09 09:05 PM


I want one of them too!! hehehehe  

 Denise



Justine Uff
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since 1999-10-17
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5 posted 1999-12-09 10:33 PM


A handful please..... There can never be Justine Uff...     
WhtDove
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since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245
Illinois
6 posted 1999-12-10 12:27 PM


Elmer's Christmas music. How cute! Wonder if it will sound anything like the Chipmunks.?
Innocent_Bystander
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since 1999-12-05
Posts 15

7 posted 1999-12-10 04:34 AM


ohh man,
LMAO at Dr. Moose
I would like a order of 3 pwease.
I gots some wabbits that would just wove this stuff...LOL    

 Any man can make a baby, But only a real man can take care of his children. ~Unknown~

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