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E.Fudd's Cwistmas Cwassics

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Dr.Moose1
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0 posted 12-09-1999 05:12 PM       View Profile for Dr.Moose1   Email Dr.Moose1   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Dr.Moose1

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As the snow piles up in drifts ?

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 Sometimes nonsense isn't .
© Copyright 1999 William E.Kleist - All Rights Reserved
Severn
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since 07-17-99
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1 posted 12-09-1999 05:26 PM       View Profile for Severn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Severn

But how did he ever manage to find his way to the recording studio...?

LOL.
Nurse Crachet
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2 posted 12-09-1999 06:46 PM       View Profile for Nurse Crachet   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Nurse Crachet

I'm here to say the first 50 callers receive a pass for New Years eve weekend at the stute for free. Now how can anyone pass up an offer like this at the holidays. You'll never find a crazier place to spend New Years Eve. Get those fingers dialing folks # 50 will be gone before you know it.
Andrew Scott
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3 posted 12-09-1999 08:00 PM       View Profile for Andrew Scott   Email Andrew Scott   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Andrew Scott

(Getting out the phone - frantically dialing) Hello... hello... Ya, are we in the first fifty?  Great! Ummm... We suffer from split personalities... can we get a group rate? No!... One per customer!... Damn! Sorry guys, guess we can't go. Well, We'll take the CD anyway.  What?... 8 track only!... OK, sign us up.
Denise
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4 posted 12-09-1999 09:05 PM       View Profile for Denise   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Denise

I want one of them too!! hehehehe  

 Denise


Justine Uff
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5 posted 12-09-1999 10:33 PM       View Profile for Justine Uff   Edit/Delete Message     View IP for Justine Uff

A handful please..... There can never be Justine Uff...     
WhtDove
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Elmer's Christmas music. How cute! Wonder if it will sound anything like the Chipmunks.?
Innocent_Bystander
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7 posted 12-10-1999 04:34 AM       View Profile for Innocent_Bystander   Email Innocent_Bystander   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Innocent_Bystander

ohh man,
LMAO at Dr. Moose
I would like a order of 3 pwease.
I gots some wabbits that would just wove this stuff...LOL    

 Any man can make a baby, But only a real man can take care of his children. ~Unknown~
 
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