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E.Fudd
Junior Member
since 1999-11-03
Posts 38
Dolgeville, N.Y.U.S.

0 posted 1999-12-06 03:38 PM


I , Mo'med Toonewanian
Shut down this site you see
My Spwinter gwoup fwom Saturday
Cwaims wesposibiwity

We will continue to cwash the system
Until all our demands are met
We've got deep cover opewatives
E. Fudd , for one , you bet !

We shut down O.P. one thwough four
As a show of stwenght
To hide this twuth fwom all of you
Ron will go to any wenght

The fwee speech of the infidels
Will be banished fwom this site
You must pwaise the poems of Elmer Fudd
Until you get it wight

In the absence of any aqwostic twicks
Our pwogwam will be installed
And soon your whitings will be twanscwibed
Wike Fudd's for once and all !


 Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh

© Copyright 1999 E.Fudd - All Rights Reserved
suthern
Deputy Moderator 1 TourDeputy Moderator 1 Tour
Member Seraphic
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723
Louisiana
1 posted 1999-12-06 03:52 PM


Oh Mr. Fudd, I humbly bow
And scrape to praise your work!
(Shutting down the forums?
You must be quite a jerk!)
However much praise it does take
You'll get, just watch and see!
(ANYTHING to keep you and yours
From stopping the poetry!)
But here I simply lack the words
To give your poem its due
(I'm having too much twouble
wesisting talking like you!)

RainbowGirl
Member Elite
since 1999-07-31
Posts 3023
United Kingdom
2 posted 1999-12-06 04:07 PM


Now if I could only have the patience to stay here long enough to reply.. or maybe if PIP had the patience with me to display my reply...ROFL..

HUGS  but the smiles on this one worht worth it..*g*

 Yesterday is but today's memory and tomorrow is today's dream...



Severn
Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-17
Posts 7704

3 posted 1999-12-06 05:27 PM


What is better - Elmer's or Suthern's reply?

Oh. Sorry - Elmer's absolutely, oh yes, of course.
Magnificent, fantastic, WONDERFUL!!!!!!

(winkwink nudgenudge, Suthern...)

Andrew Scott
Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558
Redlands,CA,USA
4 posted 1999-12-06 05:51 PM


Perhaps you are befuddled
for you do not hold sway
Open season on poets
Does not start until Friday


Nan
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191
Cape Cod Massachusetts USA
5 posted 1999-12-06 07:37 PM


All wighty, E Fudd..... I twuwy do wove yer pomes.......:           : /div>



[This message has been edited by Nan (edited 12-06-1999).]
Denise
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648

6 posted 1999-12-06 10:33 PM


This is too hillarious!  

 Denise



E.Fudd
Junior Member
since 1999-11-03
Posts 38
Dolgeville, N.Y.U.S.
7 posted 1999-12-07 04:02 PM


Suthern,
Thank you so much for your wepwy
I accept what is my due
( I didn't wead what's in pawentheses )
Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh , The joke's on you )

E.Fudd
Junior Member
since 1999-11-03
Posts 38
Dolgeville, N.Y.U.S.
8 posted 1999-12-07 04:05 PM


Andwew ,
The season's always open
As wong as I am fwee
There's just one way to stop my pwan
But no more cwues you'll get fwom me

 Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh

E.Fudd
Junior Member
since 1999-11-03
Posts 38
Dolgeville, N.Y.U.S.
9 posted 1999-12-07 04:07 PM


Nan ,
I'm weally gwad you wike my stuff
'cause wots more you will see
A pwace has been weserved for you
In my Toonacwacy

 Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh

E.Fudd
Junior Member
since 1999-11-03
Posts 38
Dolgeville, N.Y.U.S.
10 posted 1999-12-07 04:10 PM


d.
Your wafter is as music
To my ears which do protwude
Your woyalty will be wewarded
When I am the "wuler dude"


 Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh

E.Fudd
Junior Member
since 1999-11-03
Posts 38
Dolgeville, N.Y.U.S.
11 posted 1999-12-07 04:13 PM


WainbowGirl,
Bwess you my fwiend
Words can't expwain
You too I'll wemember
When I begin my weign

 Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh

Pepper
Member Elite
since 1999-08-19
Posts 3079
Southern Florida
12 posted 1999-12-07 04:17 PM


  ....LOL
jbouder
Member Elite
since 1999-09-18
Posts 2534
Whole Sort Of Genl Mish Mash
13 posted 1999-12-07 04:19 PM


Take me to your weader ... er ... leader!  Good job Fuddsy.
Dr.Moose1
Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448
Bewilderment , USA
14 posted 1999-12-07 04:23 PM


Never will you gain control
In this , or another life
Cease your terrorist threats you mole
E. Fudd , you are , not nice

To hold this site for ransom
Really yanks my chain
You've sunk as low as one can go
E.Vil should be your name

For if all did sound like you
Unthinkable at best
Diversity would dissappear
Doomed as was this test

Slipped it right by some of them
Overatures were made
Rarely can you fool this bunch
Real savvy , most oft' displayed

You'll get no praise from me
No , I hold the acrostic key
Once again your plans I'll thwart
Count on it you see

Impassioned poets I'll protect
Guaranteed you are to fail
Although this time you did come close
Reason has prevailed

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