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E.Fudd
Junior Member
since 11-03-1999
Posts 40
Dolgeville, N.Y.U.S.


0 posted 12-06-1999 03:38 PM       View Profile for E.Fudd   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for E.Fudd

I , Mo'med Toonewanian
Shut down this site you see
My Spwinter gwoup fwom Saturday
Cwaims wesposibiwity

We will continue to cwash the system
Until all our demands are met
We've got deep cover opewatives
E. Fudd , for one , you bet !

We shut down O.P. one thwough four
As a show of stwenght
To hide this twuth fwom all of you
Ron will go to any wenght

The fwee speech of the infidels
Will be banished fwom this site
You must pwaise the poems of Elmer Fudd
Until you get it wight

In the absence of any aqwostic twicks
Our pwogwam will be installed
And soon your whitings will be twanscwibed
Wike Fudd's for once and all !


 Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh
© Copyright 1999 E.Fudd - All Rights Reserved
suthern
Deputy Moderator 1 TourDeputy Moderator 1 Tour
Member Seraphic
since 07-29-99
Posts 20770
on the threshold of a dream


1 posted 12-06-1999 03:52 PM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

Oh Mr. Fudd, I humbly bow
And scrape to praise your work!
(Shutting down the forums?
You must be quite a jerk!)
However much praise it does take
You'll get, just watch and see!
(ANYTHING to keep you and yours
From stopping the poetry!)
But here I simply lack the words
To give your poem its due
(I'm having too much twouble
wesisting talking like you!)
RainbowGirl
Member Elite
since 07-31-99
Posts 3167
United Kingdom


2 posted 12-06-1999 04:07 PM       View Profile for RainbowGirl   Email RainbowGirl   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit RainbowGirl's Home Page   View IP for RainbowGirl

Now if I could only have the patience to stay here long enough to reply.. or maybe if PIP had the patience with me to display my reply...ROFL..

HUGS  but the smiles on this one worht worth it..*g*

 Yesterday is but today's memory and tomorrow is today's dream...


Severn
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since 07-17-99
Posts 8273


3 posted 12-06-1999 05:27 PM       View Profile for Severn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Severn

What is better - Elmer's or Suthern's reply?

Oh. Sorry - Elmer's absolutely, oh yes, of course.
Magnificent, fantastic, WONDERFUL!!!!!!

(winkwink nudgenudge, Suthern...)
Andrew Scott
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since 06-24-99
Posts 2655
Redlands,CA,USA


4 posted 12-06-1999 05:51 PM       View Profile for Andrew Scott   Email Andrew Scott   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Andrew Scott

Perhaps you are befuddled
for you do not hold sway
Open season on poets
Does not start until Friday

Nan
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since 05-20-99
Posts 24426
Cape Cod Massachusetts USA


5 posted 12-06-1999 07:37 PM       View Profile for Nan   Email Nan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Nan's Home Page   View IP for Nan

All wighty, E Fudd..... I twuwy do wove yer pomes.......:           : /div>



[This message has been edited by Nan (edited 12-06-1999).]
Denise
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6 posted 12-06-1999 10:33 PM       View Profile for Denise   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Denise

This is too hillarious!  

 Denise


E.Fudd
Junior Member
since 11-03-1999
Posts 40
Dolgeville, N.Y.U.S.


7 posted 12-07-1999 04:02 PM       View Profile for E.Fudd   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for E.Fudd

Suthern,
Thank you so much for your wepwy
I accept what is my due
( I didn't wead what's in pawentheses )
Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh , The joke's on you )
E.Fudd
Junior Member
since 11-03-1999
Posts 40
Dolgeville, N.Y.U.S.


8 posted 12-07-1999 04:05 PM       View Profile for E.Fudd   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for E.Fudd

Andwew ,
The season's always open
As wong as I am fwee
There's just one way to stop my pwan
But no more cwues you'll get fwom me

 Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh
E.Fudd
Junior Member
since 11-03-1999
Posts 40
Dolgeville, N.Y.U.S.


9 posted 12-07-1999 04:07 PM       View Profile for E.Fudd   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for E.Fudd

Nan ,
I'm weally gwad you wike my stuff
'cause wots more you will see
A pwace has been weserved for you
In my Toonacwacy

 Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh
E.Fudd
Junior Member
since 11-03-1999
Posts 40
Dolgeville, N.Y.U.S.


10 posted 12-07-1999 04:10 PM       View Profile for E.Fudd   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for E.Fudd

d.
Your wafter is as music
To my ears which do protwude
Your woyalty will be wewarded
When I am the "wuler dude"


 Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh
E.Fudd
Junior Member
since 11-03-1999
Posts 40
Dolgeville, N.Y.U.S.


11 posted 12-07-1999 04:13 PM       View Profile for E.Fudd   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for E.Fudd

WainbowGirl,
Bwess you my fwiend
Words can't expwain
You too I'll wemember
When I begin my weign

 Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh
Pepper
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since 08-19-99
Posts 3134
Southern Florida

Official Passions Reader
12 posted 12-07-1999 04:17 PM       View Profile for Pepper   Email Pepper   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Pepper

  ....LOL
jbouder
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since 09-18-99
Posts 2641
Whole Sort Of Genl Mish Mash


13 posted 12-07-1999 04:19 PM       View Profile for jbouder   Email jbouder   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for jbouder

Take me to your weader ... er ... leader!  Good job Fuddsy.
Dr.Moose1
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since 09-05-99
Posts 3505
Bewilderment , USA


14 posted 12-07-1999 04:23 PM       View Profile for Dr.Moose1   Email Dr.Moose1   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dr.Moose1

Never will you gain control
In this , or another life
Cease your terrorist threats you mole
E. Fudd , you are , not nice

To hold this site for ransom
Really yanks my chain
You've sunk as low as one can go
E.Vil should be your name

For if all did sound like you
Unthinkable at best
Diversity would dissappear
Doomed as was this test

Slipped it right by some of them
Overatures were made
Rarely can you fool this bunch
Real savvy , most oft' displayed

You'll get no praise from me
No , I hold the acrostic key
Once again your plans I'll thwart
Count on it you see

Impassioned poets I'll protect
Guaranteed you are to fail
Although this time you did come close
Reason has prevailed
 
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