North Webster, IN USA
I don't know how or if to get out of it.
I mean, I've been with him for so long
It's like we're married or something.
My mother adores him.
My little brother worships him.
My father admires him.
Everybody's crazy about him,
But when I'm alone, I wonder if it's the real thing.
Instead of enjoying romantic dinners for two,
We watch movies on his VCR.
Instead of talking about our relationship,
We hang out with his friends.
There has to be more to life
Than Saturday night wrestling matches
On his living room couch.
I'm not ready to be pinned
Or pinned down, for that matter.
Yet he is sweet, everybody says so.
And I do love him.