Ala bam a
And then after he threw the ring,
And noticed the room's decor,
He apologized quite innocently,
Cuz it was the house next store.
Though he'd often peeped into this room,
So many times before,
This certainly was the first time,
He'd run in through the door.
Now the neighbors all knew Balladeer,
He'd been peeping all 'round town,
And they'd noticed him quite often,
But knew he wasn't "sound".
So later on that evening,
While explaining to the "law"
He said he was just mistaken,
He had the address wrong.
Now these days he only peeps,
Into the cells adjoining,
Watching the other inmates,
Read their Playboys and only moaning.