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12 Days of Christmas (from my challenge)

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WhtDove
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My son and I had a ball doing this. We had a lot of laughs. Hope you enjoy this.


On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A Partridge Family CD

On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Two toilets bursting
and A Partridge Family CD

On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Three children screamin
Two toilets bursting
and A Partridge Family CD

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Four phones a ringing
Three children screamin
Two toilets bursting
and A Partridge Family CD

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Five PEIRCING SCREAMS
Four phones a ringing
Three children screaming
Two toilets bursting
and A Partridge Family CD

On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Six rescue squads
Five PEIRCING SCREAMS
Four phones a ringing
Three children screaming
Two toiles bursting
and A Partridge Family CD

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Seven people fainting
Six rescue squads
Five PEIRCING SCREAMS
Four phones a ringing
Three children screaming
Two toilets bursting
and A Partridge Family CD

On the eigth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Eight turkeys farting
Seven people fainting
Six rescue squads
Five PEIRCING SCREAMS
Four phones a ringing
Three kids a screaming
Two toilets bursting
and A Partridge Family CD

On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Nine pies a burning
Eight turkeys farting
Seven people fainting
Six rescue squads
Five PEIRCING SCREAMS
Four phones a ringing
Three children screaming
Two toilets bursting
and A Partridge Family CD

On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Ten guests arriving
Nine pies a burning
Eight turkeys farting
Seven people fainting
Six rescue squads
Five PEIRCING SCREAMS
Four phones a ringing
Three children screaming
Two toilets bursting
and A Partride Family CD

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Eleven months of debt
Ten guests arriving
Nine pies a burning
Eight turkeys farting
Seven people fainting
Six rescue squads
Five PEIRCING SCREAMS
Four phones a ringing
Three children screaming
Two toilets bursting
and A Partridge Family CD

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Twelve months 'til it happens again!
Eleven months of debt
Ten guests arriving
Nine pies a burning
Eight turkeys farting
Seven people fainting
Six rescue squads
Five PEIRCING SCREAMS
Four phones a ringing
Three children screaming
Two toilets bursting
and A Partridge Family CD


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Jesus is the reason for the season

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Poet deVine
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1 posted 12-04-1999 04:00 PM       View Profile for Poet deVine   Email Poet deVine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poet deVine

LOL What did that turkey do? LOL I think I'll skip going to your house for Christmas, dear, thank you very much!

(good job! tell your son his mom is weird!)
Dark Angel
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2 posted 12-04-1999 04:58 PM       View Profile for Dark Angel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dark Angel

Angel, This is soooo Kewl, really enjoyed reading it, thanks to both of you for the laugh.

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What comes from the heart goes to the heart.
Samuel Coleridge


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I had a lot of laughs as well!
hoot_owl_rn
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LOL
WhtDove
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Well PdV, you can tell my son helped on that part. That was his idea...hahah

DA thank you! We had fun doing it. The things we could think of together.

Ohme and Hoot, I'm glad it could bring such laughter! Thank you both!

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Jesus is the reason for the season

PhaerieChild
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WhtDove, Really found this to be soo cute. Thanx for the smile! I needed one desperately.

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If you love me like music, I'll be your song.
~Heart~ Dreamboat Annie

Shawna R. Holder
Boise, Idaho


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7 posted 12-05-1999 03:30 AM       View Profile for Buzzygirl   Email Buzzygirl   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Buzzygirl

Hilarious! Being a mom... and a stepmom.. I can totally relate!

Happy Holidays!- Jackie
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ROTFLMAO  Well now that I've picked my butt up off the floor...great one! Tooo funny!

 It's not the love you fear, but the fall from the height~Edwin McCain

WhtDove
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Shawna I'm glad it could make you smile then. You need to talk?

LOL...Buzzygirl thanks so much! We were ROFL

Caroline...thanks. Glad you picked yourself up..glad it struck your funny bone! thanks


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Jesus is the reason for the season

Denise
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10 posted 12-05-1999 05:28 PM       View Profile for Denise   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Denise

This is hillarious, Rebecca! Well done to you and your son!  

 Denise

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Now THIS is a great way to rise to your own challenge, dovey!
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Not only was it the poem that made me smile but the thought of you and your son sharing your ideas together..

HUGS

 Yesterday is but today's memory and tomorrow is today's dream...

WhtDove
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Thanks Denise! He's getting a kick out of this, seeing people tell him well done!

Balladeer, thank you!

RG I enjoyed it as did he!  
Ron
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LOL - great job!
WhtDove
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Ron I am honored by your reply!  I'm glad you could get a laugh out of it! Thank you

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Jesus is the reason for the season

Pepper
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Smiling from ear to ear WhtDove....lol..
Too cute !!!

 A soul that writes from the heart and shares it, truly gives a gift extraordinaire!


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WhtDove, As you can see by the icon that I must be stressed but it isn't too out of hand yet. Sometimes I thrive on it. Thanx for the URL's you sent in ICQ. Really enjoyed them alot. Still get a big kick out this post LOL

 If you love me like music, I'll be your song.
~Heart~ Dreamboat Annie

Shawna R. Holder
Boise, Idaho


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WhiteDove and SON -
Laughing at the very image of it.
SON - Hope those turkeys weren't stuffed !

 ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~
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WhtDove
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Pepper glad we could bring you a smile.

Wild Child thanks again! Glad you're getting such a kick out of it. Glad it's not bad for ya...and your welcome for the URL's.

Marge well, that's kinda what we were thinking when we did this.  Yanno? While stuffing them? haha... Thanks!


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Jesus is the reason for the season

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LMAO this is hilarious.

Terri


 Truth be known, fantasy is much more appealing than reality.
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Opps...I'm playing and posted twice.   Sorry!

Terri

[This message has been edited by Terrina Kethryveris (edited 12-06-1999).]
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And I thought I had it bad with the 11 months of debt... but at least my turkey behaves in a socially acceptable manner! LOL. Great job!
WhtDove
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Terrina thank you. I'm so glad you got such a laugh out of it!  WELCOME!

Suthern LMBO @ you! Socially acceptable turkey....think I'll have to look for one that can behave when being stuffed. LOL
Thank you Suthern!!!!!



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Jesus is the reason for the season

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Truly awesome..... ....Wunnerful job, my friend...
 
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