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Jet Set with Regret

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Justin Continent
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0 posted 12-03-1999 03:15 PM       View Profile for Justin Continent   Email Justin Continent   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Justin Continent

I've been flying everywhere,
The flight attendants serve me booze
Just like Justin Ebriated,
But still I have the blues.

For when the flight is bumpy,
And they can't get me back to ground,
I find up there in the air,
I fill up til I nearly drown.

And so my name fits me well,
When I'm strapped down in my seat.
The booze I drink flows right through,
And ends up in my seat.

It isn't bad when in midflight,
The tray table serves me well.
But when they say, "Tray tables up,"
I'm embarrased all to hell.

So if you flighty attendants out there,
Have the chance to serve me drink,
Please read my name on your Passenger List,
And then, PLEASE STOP AND THINK!
© Copyright 1999 Justin Continent - All Rights Reserved
LngJhnAg
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since 07-23-99
Posts 3654
Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion


1 posted 12-03-1999 03:38 PM       View Profile for LngJhnAg   Email LngJhnAg   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for LngJhnAg

Ohhhh, Justin - what a beautiful poem - you must be the most wonderful person in the world!!!!!!!

(hmmphhh - not one crummy accolade)
LngJhnAg
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Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion


2 posted 12-03-1999 04:24 PM       View Profile for LngJhnAg   Email LngJhnAg   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for LngJhnAg

He worked long and hard on this poem... and I am NOT gonna let it die - lol

[This message has been edited by LngJhnAg (edited 12-03-1999).]
suthern
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on the threshold of a dream


3 posted 12-03-1999 04:27 PM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

A visit to your Walmart
Will help you hide your sins
Just ask the friendly greeter
They'll direct you to DEPENDS!

[This message has been edited by suthern (edited 12-03-1999).]
Ohme
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since 07-17-99
Posts 831
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4 posted 12-03-1999 04:42 PM       View Profile for Ohme   Email Ohme   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Ohme

Justin, I love this.
Nurse Crachet
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since 09-27-1999
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They know where I am!


5 posted 12-03-1999 05:07 PM       View Profile for Nurse Crachet   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Nurse Crachet

Justin, Glad to see your starting to socialize. You can come visit your relatives here whenever you are ready. We can help you here if you want to join us for a spell. We've plenty of room for more so why don't you swing on by.
Justin Continent
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6 posted 12-03-1999 05:12 PM       View Profile for Justin Continent   Email Justin Continent   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Justin Continent

Dear Nurse C

If I join you, may I sit on your lap???? A nice cup of tea would be welcome, too!
Justin Thyme
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since 09-13-99
Posts 228
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7 posted 12-03-1999 07:54 PM       View Profile for Justin Thyme   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Justin Thyme

I guess I got here Justin Thyme
to call up Aunt Justine.
She's uncle Justin Continent's
dear wife that won't be seen.

You see, her husband, my dear Unc,
embarrasses her so....
she never ventures out the house,
there's nowhere she can go.

She sits inside and holds the mop
and follows him around.
Her other hand, it hold the top
of air freshner she's found!

My Uncle Justin Continent
is nice as he can be...
but boy, I stay away from him
before he pees on me!

This isn't really funny if
you think about it, friends....
because his fate may be our own
when we come to our ends.

I Justin Vested in some stock!
Some shares I bought today!
'Depends', I figure needed me,
'cause I'll need them one day!

At least that's what my uncle says,
who's Justin Continent...
it Justin Deed may be a line
to justify his scent.


hehehe-
Justin T.
aka Leonardo DaVinci
Artiste Extraordinaire
Marge Tindal
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since 11-06-1999
Posts 43042
Florida's Foreverly Shores


8 posted 12-03-1999 08:41 PM       View Profile for Marge Tindal   Email Marge Tindal   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Marge Tindal's Home Page   View IP for Marge Tindal

I've resisted the urge
to often reply ...
but this one just
won't let me lie.

No if's
and's
or
buts ...
I think you Justin's
are nucking futs !

*The poets pen is
swift and quick ...
suppose the moderator
will give my butt a kick?

Sorry if I've offended anyone,
but ... it was Justin Conceivable
to let this one slide.

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~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~
noles1@totcon.com


[This message has been edited by Marge Tindal (edited 12-03-1999).]
Justin Sayne
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since 10-09-1999
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9 posted 12-03-1999 09:47 PM       View Profile for Justin Sayne   Edit/Delete Message     View IP for Justin Sayne

Justin Continent must have a room
Within the walls of 'stute
In solitary he'll go soon
Or this point will be moot...

For Justin's do not want to smell
His odor left behind
They'd rather hear and never tell..
Let's see his butt in bind....

[This message has been edited by Justin Sayne (edited 12-03-1999).]
Justin Toxicated
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since 11-29-1999
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10 posted 12-03-1999 10:10 PM       View Profile for Justin Toxicated   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Justin Toxicated

"nucking futs"?

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Your a pretty fart smeller! hehehe.... rofl... hahahahaha! Targe Mindal, I love it!

Miss Spoonerism shows her knit!!!!!

hehehe.... who took the gin? Pass it back over here! HAHAHAHA
Marge Tindal
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11 posted 12-03-1999 10:16 PM       View Profile for Marge Tindal   Email Marge Tindal   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Marge Tindal's Home Page   View IP for Marge Tindal

Justin Sinuated a phrase
that's all it was, you see .
Cause if Ms. Moderator sees it ...
it's H I S T O R Y !

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~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~
noles1@totcon.com
Justin Credible
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since 10-09-1999
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12 posted 12-03-1999 10:45 PM       View Profile for Justin Credible   Edit/Delete Message     View IP for Justin Credible

There once was a lady named Marge,
who's perception was really quite large.
She came to the 'stute
and we Just can't refute,
that she understood who was in charge!

This poet named Marge, she could rhyme
and make comments that were quite on Thyme!
When speaking in spoons,
she was talking to loons,
but this was not an organized crime!

Moderators came in and came out
but the 'stute they knew nothing about!
They wouldn't admit it
that they might be in it!
Justin Credible, this is, no doubt!


signed me,

Justin Credible


[This message has been edited by Justin Credible (edited 12-03-1999).]
Nan
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since 05-20-99
Posts 24426
Cape Cod Massachusetts USA


13 posted 12-04-1999 08:00 AM       View Profile for Nan   Email Nan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Nan's Home Page   View IP for Nan

Poetry Police!! - Poetry Police!! -
I got a report that there was Justin EMargency here.... Someone posing as Justin Subordinate.... Where'd she go???
Marge Tindal
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14 posted 12-04-1999 08:38 AM       View Profile for Marge Tindal   Email Marge Tindal   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Marge Tindal's Home Page   View IP for Marge Tindal

I'm not insubordinate,
the name doesn't fit me.
Must have been a look-a-like
trying to Justin Personate me.

Call off the Poetry Police ...
cause the truth is
you'll never get
to Justin Carcerate me.


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~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~
noles1@totcon.com
Nan
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15 posted 12-04-1999 08:44 AM       View Profile for Nan   Email Nan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Nan's Home Page   View IP for Nan

Oh Gawd..... Not another clone!!
Marge Tindal
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16 posted 12-04-1999 09:33 AM       View Profile for Marge Tindal   Email Marge Tindal   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Marge Tindal's Home Page   View IP for Marge Tindal

Another clone -
I think not, Ms. Nan.
I'm Justin Formed
that I'm Justin ForTests

Hope they don't lock
the doors at the 'Stute'
or they will surely hear
from my lawyer, Justin YourPocket
and he'll spring me from here.

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~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~
noles1@totcon.com


[This message has been edited by Marge Tindal (edited 12-04-1999).]
 
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