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Balladeer's Report Card

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Toerag
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since 07-29-99
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Ala bam a


0 posted 12-03-1999 10:07 AM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Toerag

Balladeer had mentioned,
"My grading system ways"
And Balladeer too tried me,
Thinking "sexy" gets an "A"

He was struttin' in my classroom,
His blouse unbuttoned to his navel,
A skirt slit up to his a**,
Striving for an "A" if able.

His spiked heels were quite attractive,
His balance though was shakey,
Several "fellas" were attracted,
From the Beautician and School for Baking.

He winked at me-uncrossed his legs,
My lunch was coming up-
His pink panties were all in a bind,
He wanted that "A" so much!

I gave him an "A" for trying,
A "B" for the funny sight,
But he got an "F" on his final grade,
Cuz he's really not my type!
© Copyright 1999 Toerag - All Rights Reserved
suthern
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on the threshold of a dream


1 posted 12-03-1999 10:10 AM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

ROFLMAO!!!! But surely he deserved more than a B for the funny sight! *G* Even if your lunch was coming up at the view of his pink panties! LOL.

This was worth waiting for!! Great job, Toe! (But yanno, you might want to reconsider that F.... you DON'T want him having to re-take the class! LOL)
WhtDove
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since 07-22-99
Posts 9561
Illinois


2 posted 12-03-1999 10:14 AM       View Profile for WhtDove   Email WhtDove   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit WhtDove's Home Page   View IP for WhtDove

LMBO...Toe, what can I say about your humor?
I just love it! Good one!

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Jesus is the reason for the season

Ohme
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since 07-17-99
Posts 831
Texas


3 posted 12-03-1999 10:47 AM       View Profile for Ohme   Email Ohme   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Ohme

I hope you two never stop the entertainment.
I'd sure miss it!
jbouder
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since 09-18-99
Posts 2641
Whole Sort Of Genl Mish Mash


4 posted 12-03-1999 01:23 PM       View Profile for jbouder   Email jbouder   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for jbouder

I'd strut into your classroom, Toe,
Rouge splashed across my face,
Decked in pumps and Wonder Bra,
Put Ballads in his place.

My sequin blouse and rhinestone rings,
And pimple cream to hide some things,
My Tic-Tacs mask the Kennel Ration,
Skirt leaves nought to 'magination.

Smooth-shaven legs in fishnet hose,
A diamond stud pierced through my nose,
Flowing hair'll have you enthralled
(You can barely tell I'm going bald!)

My Toe, I'll spare you of your grief,
You need a love with all (his?) teeth,
In time you'll overlook the rash
That covers more than half my a**

And then there is my wooden leg,
(It has an attachment that'll make you beg)
No one's perfect, this is true,
But I'm sure this matters not to you.

Toerag, I'll pronounce my love
In ways that'll make you blanche,
But I'm sure I'll make you truly happy,
Given half a chance.

You see, Toe, I've been watching you
Just waiting for my time,
And now I see its finally here
I give you now my rhyme!

So grade me now, my manly man,
Do so while the time is ripe.
For once you get a load of me
You'll know I am your type!

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Thanks for the fun read Toe, I hope I didn't scare you .



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Jim

"If I rest, I rust." -Martin Luther

U K Hero
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since 08-08-99
Posts 271
England


5 posted 12-03-1999 01:32 PM       View Profile for U K Hero   Email U K Hero   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for U K Hero

Still laughing here....
LngJhnAg
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since 07-23-99
Posts 3654
Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion


6 posted 12-03-1999 03:00 PM       View Profile for LngJhnAg   Email LngJhnAg   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for LngJhnAg

Yo ho ho, Matey - another great poem, and some really great ripostes, too! Naturally, it caught me by surprise that you were particular enough to give ol' Deer an F when he did go to the trouble of wearing YOUR pink panties! lol
Dolphins3
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since 09-30-1999
Posts 142
Wisconsin


7 posted 12-03-1999 03:05 PM       View Profile for Dolphins3   Email Dolphins3   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dolphins3

Laughing my butt off over here. * Smile*
suthern
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on the threshold of a dream


8 posted 12-04-1999 07:12 AM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

Isn't it enough
That I have to fear
All of the ladies
And that Balladeer?
Now here's another
After sweet Toerag
Strutting around with
Matching shoes and bag!
Well, get back in line
And wait your turn!
(Though your advances
Our Toe will spurn!)
Just listen mister!
(If mister you be)
Toe's fan club line
Forms after ME!!!
caroline
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since 08-16-99
Posts 1251
http://members.xoom.com/bellad


9 posted 12-04-1999 07:15 AM       View Profile for caroline   Email caroline   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for caroline

ROFL...you guys are too much!

Toe and Balladeer both get A's for making me laugh all the time!

Suthern~~~ You GO girl! You get an A+ !!



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It's not the love you fear, but the fall from the height~Edwin McCain

Nan
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since 05-20-99
Posts 24426
Cape Cod Massachusetts USA


10 posted 12-04-1999 08:41 AM       View Profile for Nan   Email Nan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Nan's Home Page   View IP for Nan

Aye (for you), ToeRogue.... and JBouder too.... I don't know about that Dee'r for Bigroach though... I think he deserves an Aye as well.....
 
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