Ala bam a
Balladeer's out-killin' bugs,
In housewive's cubboards and under rugs.
Chasin' mice and other critters,
Like fleas and termites, maybe chiggers.
His price is high unless the lady,
Has great big breasts and legs quite shapely.
Then the price goes way way down,
If she's in a sheer nightgown.
Under houses, beneath those sinks,
Sprayin' poison while he thinks;
"This gal's a fox, why should she pay?
We'll put this bill on "lay-a-way!"
Then when his "job" is finally done,
And her charges equal "none,"
He'll smile and say, "Why thank you ma'am,
Can I show you our daily plan?"
It comes complete with guarantee,
Or else I'll "come" again for free.
I guess that's not much different than,
What I did today, just sign here ma'am."
[This message has been edited by Toerag (edited 12-01-1999).]