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A Christmas To Remember

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Toerag
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0 posted 11-30-1999 10:51 AM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Toerag

It was Christmas time again,
The end of another year,
Balladeer told his children;
"Soon Santa will be here."

He wanted to surprise the kids,
And dress up like Santa Claus,
But the Santa outfit wouldn't fit,
It was way too small.

So he called his buddy Robert,
A poet pal so dear,
And asked him for a favor,
To be Santa Claus this year.

Robert said no problem,
"For you I'll "Ho Ho Ho,
I'll be there on Christmas Eve,
And put on quite a show."

All went well when Robert came,
Till the kids told what they saw,
"Mom there's something really strange,
Daddy's kissing Santa Claus!"
© Copyright 1999 Toerag - All Rights Reserved
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1 posted 11-30-1999 10:59 AM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

ROFL... I knew you'd remember the "kindness" they'd shown... *G* I just wasn't sure when they'd get their much deserved "present!" LOL. Well done, Toe... thanks for the grins!
Toerag
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2 posted 11-30-1999 11:00 AM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

Have you not received a single one of my many many emails yet?...
Dolphins3
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3 posted 11-30-1999 11:00 AM       View Profile for Dolphins3   Email Dolphins3   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dolphins3

Toerag, This is so cute. I love it.
RSEvans
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4 posted 11-30-1999 11:01 AM       View Profile for RSEvans   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for RSEvans

Touche'
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5 posted 11-30-1999 11:01 AM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

Toe: Only one to my work account... I can't get into yahoo or hotmail at all!!!

By the way, sweets... when kids talk about learning the secret of Santa Claus, I'm not sure that's what they meant! LOL
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6 posted 11-30-1999 11:07 AM       View Profile for Pepper   Email Pepper   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Pepper

ROFL....!!!
WhtDove
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7 posted 11-30-1999 11:09 AM       View Profile for WhtDove   Email WhtDove   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit WhtDove's Home Page   View IP for WhtDove

LOL Toe, you've done it again! Making me laugh! Thanks!!
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8 posted 11-30-1999 01:36 PM       View Profile for Balladeer   Email Balladeer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Balladeer's Home Page   View IP for Balladeer

Jokes on you there, Mister Toe.
Here's something that you didn't know...

Pal Robert couldn't make it
So he took a little money,
Went down the road to Hefner's place
And hired a playboy bunny.

She had her costume open
To reveal a gorgeous fissure
And, when I saw the gifts she bore,
Of course I had to kiss her!
Toerag
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9 posted 11-30-1999 04:07 PM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

Balladeer,

I really wouldn't doubt you,
Especially with a bunny,
Knowing how you're infatuated,
With the critters you call honey.

But kissin' bearded ladies,
Is so much unlike you?
But I guess you're used to hairy,
From all the ewes you do...

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10 posted 11-30-1999 04:20 PM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

ROFLMAO... I was wondering what response you'd have for 'Deer's coverup attempt... but he just had to choose a bunny! LOL. Applause, sweet Toe... ya done good!!! *G*
RSEvans
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11 posted 12-01-1999 11:47 AM       View Profile for RSEvans   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for RSEvans

Poor Hef was at loss
For just which bunny to send
I convinced him at no cost
To include a friend
So Deer still has one waiting
At the top of the stairs
She's in his Christmas stocking
To relieve his cares.

Merry Christmas, Balladeer....and you too, Toerag.
Toerag
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12 posted 12-01-1999 02:21 PM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

Merry Christmas to you too Robert....Ya think Balladeer would have any idea of what to do with a real playboy bunny?.....Now, if he mis-typed that little poem above, and meant to type "Hefer" instead of Hefner, I could understand his fantasy....
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ROFG ROFG this is too great, just love it

and *perk* how come no told HFG about Balladeer's love for bearded ladies....doesn't this seem like a bit of info someone in my position should know?????
lolol
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14 posted 12-01-1999 02:39 PM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

Oooopss... I'm double posting... but it's Lovey's fault... I was blinded by all that hair! *G*

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15 posted 12-01-1999 02:39 PM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

And what position would that be, oh hairy one???? LOL....

Toe: I'm sure it was a typo! *G* (But 'Deer's scrambling attempt was moooooooving! *G*)
Elizabeth Santos
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16 posted 12-01-1999 04:11 PM       View Profile for Elizabeth Santos   Email Elizabeth Santos   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Elizabeth Santos

But then they found the bunny
Wasn't really honey
It was Toerag all the while
Just posing as a bunny


 
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