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Dr.Moose1
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0 posted 1999-11-29 09:44 PM


Justin Satiable was Adam with Eve
The first of the clan , so scholars believe
In the "Garden of Eden" he strutted his stuff
It was there Justin Satiable , begat Justin Uff

Justin Uff un-like his father
Was not a slave to needs so base
He married young , they had twin daughters
Justin Thyme and Justin Kace

These early twins were quite prolific
There wasn't much that they wouldn't do
Though their parents thought it was horrific
It was Justin Decent who they did it to

Justin Cidental to the story
The way that they all bred
It was Justin Credible
The time spent Justin Bed

Justin Ebriated
Did Justin Secure
Who got Justin Toxicated
No one is really sure

But that is Justin Comparable
To what goes on these days
Now there's Justin Vitro
With his scientific ways

So all these twins can now be cloned
Justins every-one
And there is no limit to the clan we've grown
From each other Justin Fun



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Sometimes nonsense isn't .

© Copyright 1999 William E.Kleist - All Rights Reserved
Elizabeth
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1 posted 1999-11-29 09:49 PM


I was just wonderong how many Justins there were here, and now comes this poem! Thanks for answering my question, Dr. Moose.

But-twin DAUGHTERS?????

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Nail to the mast her holy flag,
Set every threadbare sail-
And give her to the god of storms,
The lightning and the gale!
-Oliver Wendell Holmes

Elizabeth
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2 posted 1999-11-29 09:51 PM


and now I suppose I've started something! Well, I asked for it!
Denise
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3 posted 1999-11-29 09:52 PM


Yes, Elizabeth, as I said before...it's
Justin Credible!!! Great poem, DrMoose! You must be one of those real smart scholary kind of guys, huh?! Love it!

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Denise



[This message has been edited by dsnyder (edited 11-29-1999).]

Severn
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4 posted 1999-11-29 09:55 PM


Our Justin's are Justin Dispensible here.
LOL.

Angel_of_Music
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5 posted 1999-11-29 10:00 PM


this is classic!

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"In sleep he sang to me...in dreams he came...that voice which calls to me, and speaks my name..."

Saxoness
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6 posted 1999-11-29 10:01 PM


I agree, i love those guys (girls?)

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"Glory remains unaware of my neglected dwelling where alone
I sing my tearful song which has charms only for me."

-Charles Brugnot



Dr.Moose1
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7 posted 1999-11-29 10:03 PM


Elizabeth ,

With genetics
I am slow
Twin daughters
I thought could be so

There are so many
Spread around
Justin Teresting
I have found

To try to track
The Justin clan
I am but one
An also ran !

Dr.Moose1
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8 posted 1999-11-29 10:09 PM


There is no way I was prepared for this many responses so quickly . Thank you all , and now I will retreat . Thanks for the comments .
Far Cry Fly
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9 posted 1999-11-29 10:17 PM


The book of Justins

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You know me, you know my heart. and still you love me...love me.

Justine Uff
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10 posted 1999-11-29 10:26 PM


DrMoose is off to hide
For he's had Justine Uff
I think he's Justin Satiable
He tells all off the cuff

But we will never let him know
A Justin Count-enance
For that would spoil all our fun
We'll give him just a glance

But then we're off to multiply
We're Justin Ordinate
He'll never see us Justin Side
For we don't congregate

Justin Credible
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11 posted 1999-11-29 11:49 PM


This is Justin Credible, my friends!
This Justin saga seems it never ends!
The book of Justin's written by the Doc--
that takes us back to early tick and tock.

No, no, I mean it takes us gardening
in Eden where the Justins use to sing.
But Doc said that the Justins interbred...
I think this Moose Doc's crazy in the head!

Inside this 'stute we're trapped and can't get out.
It's Justin Credible here, you cannot doubt!
Nurse Cratchet runs around and chases NUTS!
While Balladeer gets painted on his butt...
but painters who aren't painters but instead,
are looney 'toons who've crawlin' out of bed!


signed,
your friend,
and fellow patient,
Justin Credible

E.Fudd
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12 posted 1999-11-30 06:27 PM


Oh for cwying out woud ! Now he thinks he's a self-pwocwaimed expert on Justins . You weally ought to get that cwanial exam Doc . What a Fwootcake !

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Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh

E.Fudd
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13 posted 1999-11-30 06:36 PM


Easy there Elmer
Some of it's true
He may not be together
But I was there too

You see it was me
That sold Eve the fruit
The boss got Justin Censed
And gave us all the boot

That was like my first gig
Selling Mother Nature's own
Way before I hit it big
With "Goliath Killer" stones

The Greeks were real suckers
With their mythology
I fleeced 'em all like that Jason dude
With my personality

But enough about me , it's plain to see
That Doc's a real mess
He needs some "Lucy's Lucid Powder"
And here I just digress

Ad here, thanks for letting me use your 'puter Doc !


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Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh

[This message has been edited by E.Fudd (edited 11-30-1999).]

Dr.Moose1
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14 posted 1999-11-30 06:47 PM


O.K. you two ,you have your fun
With my rounds I'm late, I've got to run

Your wits are less than I've got draggin'
I must roll out the welcome wagon


So we got new visitors
At the 'stute'
Last one in's a wack-o fruit
Un-bolt the latch and back away
The more the madder I always say
Although being nuts is not required
The shoe that fits is thus attired
In for a penny in for an ear
One of you belongs in here
Nan agrees she told me so
So Elizabeth , where did you go ?

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Sometimes nonsense isn't .

Justbleu
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15 posted 1999-11-30 11:20 PM


Cute!!!!

I likes this lots!!!!



Bridgette

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"It may take a boy to turn a girl's head, but it takes a man to turn a girl's heart."

Justin Consistant
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16 posted 1999-12-03 05:34 PM


I have to make a correction here, I am the father of the twins Justin Thyme, and Justin Kace. They are males last I knew unless they forgot what sex they were and are cross dressing now. I guess any things possible with them, I keep trying to figure out how I'm the only sane one of the bunch. I guess living underground for so many years away from them all saved me from wackiness. Anyway time for me to go take the bats out of the microwave, it's time for their walk in the darkness.
Dr.Moose1
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17 posted 1999-12-03 07:01 PM


Oh well, seems like my train of thought has been de-railed . ( although some might say it was way off track to begin with )
hoot_owl_rn
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18 posted 1999-12-03 07:54 PM


Justin Concevable, so many Jusins
Dr.Moose1
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19 posted 1999-12-03 08:23 PM


Hey Hoot,
Long time no hear , glad that you could lend an ear, though a time has just expired
Am glad to see your thoughts admired . Would that things were always thus , I'd skip the train and take the bus .See you soon , on that I'll bet , your words will give you a-way yet.

WhtDove
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20 posted 1999-12-03 09:10 PM


Justin Credible, they're coming out of the walls...

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Jesus is the reason for the season


Beri
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21 posted 1999-12-03 09:49 PM


I'll be Justin AndOut real quick. Wanted to say I'm lovin these Justin Fun stories that you all keep tellin.

Any more??? :-)

Justin Kace
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22 posted 1999-12-03 09:58 PM


Justin Kace the rest are rude
I want to thank you BeriMuch
Each one thinks he's the coolest dude.
I have no tolerance for such

Each one of them's Justin Denial
They know not what they do
That's why their locked up for awhile
The 'stute will see them through....

Willem
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23 posted 1999-12-03 10:49 PM


After this Justin Terminable epidemic of
Justin Sane group psychosis I had to pick
up myself from the floor, wipe my eyes and
blow my nose.

Justin Stitches (a.k.a. Willem)

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24 posted 1999-12-03 10:56 PM


Hey, Justin Kace!
Where are ya cuz?
Been searching high and low!

You're not online,
how can you post?
You're hiding, don'tcha know?

Hey, Justin Kace
you didn't know
I'm lookin' for my cuz!

I guess you're insti-
tutionalized
or I must have a buzz!

Nan
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25 posted 1999-12-03 11:17 PM


A buzz, you say???? Whassat chu Toe'kin 'bout???
Dusk Treader
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26 posted 1999-12-04 12:02 PM


LOL, This is Justin Sane! The Justin Clan just seems to keep expanding, your straining my fragile little mind!

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"Human pride sings a vengeful song, inspired by the times you've been walked on" - Creed - "What If"



Nan
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27 posted 1999-12-04 12:07 PM


Tread lightly, Dusk - They have a way about entreating more to join them....
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