Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA
I think there's something you should know
About my good ole buddy Toe.
He dazzles us with all his charms
But Toerag's got no legs or arms!
Some say it was a birth defect.
Some say it happened in a wreck.
Some say it was a jealous wife
Who chopped him with a carving knife.
Whichever one the truth may be
Poor Toerag is a sight to see!
He looks so funny sitting there
Like a sack of flour in a chair.
One gal I know, sweet Betty Draper
Put a want ad in the local paper
Looking for a man to treat her right
And give her lots of sweet delight.
Next day she heard the doorbell ring
She went there and saw quite a thing!
Our buddy Toerag sitting there,
Comfy in his padded chair.
He said, "I'm here to fill your ad."
She said, "Now, mister, don't get mad.
You've got no arms or legs there....right?
How are you going to delight?"
Toerag put on a little leer
With smile that went from ear to ear.
He said, with twinkle in his eye,
"I rang your doorbell, didn't I?"