I'm just gettin' on "for a minute"
I got up this morning, but haven't yet dressed.
My dishes aren't done, and my house is a mess.
Have not done my work, have not fed the cat,
Just on-line for a second, and popped in to "chat".
I used to watch TV, I used to cook Mex,
I think I remember...yeah, I used to have sex!
I used to walk upright, now I roll on my chair,
Tho' it causes the neighborhood children to stare.
I wanted to travel around on the Net,
Been too busy chatting to get on there yet.
I wanted to spreadsheet, word process, or paint,
But gettin' on with them is just what I ain't!
So much to learn and I wanted to, but ...
I'm too busy chattin' and splittin' a gut!
Talkin' and listenin'... is it such a sin?
Oh, gawd, what a fix I have got myself in!
Then up pops a name on my neat ICQ list,
Think I'll go out and give HIS tail a twist!
And in come a PM from some weirdo guy,
I cuss 'im, insult 'im, and tell him "bye bye"!
Is there a 12-step support group, or such?
For those of us folks who chat on too much?
If there was a group, I would like it just fine,
Except that it prob'ly would be here online!
Are there thereapists here? I think that I saw some
It's got me, it's got me! Its power is AWESOME!
It's my new computer, I've had it one week,
Now I look in the mirror and I see a "geek".
Or maybe a geekess, but I see the signs
Please help me, please help me, please get me offline!
Or better, please Email a burger and fries,
'Cause I'm staying ONLINE, at least 'til I die!!!
My sister found this on the net somewhere and sent it to me so I guess the bug (sorry Bal) has got to her as well...ROFL
There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle, or the mirror that reflects it...