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Ad here, Happy Thanksgiving Everyone...

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E.Fudd
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since 11-03-1999
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Dolgeville, N.Y.U.S.


0 posted 11-23-1999 06:17 PM       View Profile for E.Fudd   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for E.Fudd

Does your turkey never quite turn out
like the ones seen on T.V. ?
Does all that preperation ,
Put you close to lunacy ?
Has the fear of over-cooking,
really got you down ?
Try all new "Tran-quill Extra Strength",
for that perfect shade of brown !
Contains no artificial coloring
And it's really fun to use
Available now in aerosol form
What have you got to loose?
A couple sprays into the room
While the tables being set
And all your guests are guaranteed
The best Thanksgiving yet!
They'll think you're Martha Stewart
And your cooking's just devine
You can serve up steaming road-kill
And strained sterno for fine wine
They'll never know the difference
And if they did they wouldn't care
So for Thanksgiving try new "Tran-quill"
For that "special something" in the air!

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Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh

[This message has been edited by E.Fudd (edited 11-25-1999).]
© Copyright 1999 E.Fudd - All Rights Reserved
JOY 14
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1 posted 11-23-1999 07:35 PM       View Profile for JOY 14   Email JOY 14   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit JOY 14's Home Page   View IP for JOY 14

Very amusing!
Andrew Scott
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2 posted 11-23-1999 07:40 PM       View Profile for Andrew Scott   Email Andrew Scott   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Andrew Scott

LOL... I've got to buy this for some friends of mine who are just dreading the family gathering. Fun stuff here Fudd!
Denise
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3 posted 11-23-1999 08:42 PM       View Profile for Denise   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Denise

Funny!

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Denise

WhtDove
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4 posted 11-23-1999 11:48 PM       View Profile for WhtDove   Email WhtDove   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit WhtDove's Home Page   View IP for WhtDove

LOL Yum road kill! hehehe
suthern
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5 posted 11-24-1999 07:09 AM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

I could use some of that... where do I order? LOL
E.Fudd
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6 posted 11-25-1999 09:13 AM       View Profile for E.Fudd   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for E.Fudd

JOY 14,Andrew ,d ,WhtDove ,suthern ,

Ad here,
Another of our fine family of products avilable only at the "stute" , where we are always searching for ways to make your stay more enjoyable . Thanks

Dr.Moose1
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since 09-05-99
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Bewilderment , USA


7 posted 11-25-1999 09:23 AM       View Profile for Dr.Moose1   Email Dr.Moose1   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dr.Moose1

Good grief, are these two back again ?
Every time I turn around
They sneak in and steal my stuff
O.P. Four was out of bounds
Finally I thought I had , a
Forum of my own ( they )
Must have had some inside help
You can bet their cover's blown
Constant diligence is needed
One must always be on guard
Mom's advice I should have heeded
Punks stole my dancing card
Under any other circumstance, this would be bad enough
They gave Thanksgiving greetings first, which makes it really tough
Elmer and Addy , both of them, beat me to the punch
Regardless though , happy Thanksgiving to you, the entire Passions bunch !


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