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Happy Thanksgiving

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E.Fudd
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since 11-03-1999
Posts 40
Dolgeville, N.Y.U.S.


0 posted 11-23-1999 05:50 PM       View Profile for E.Fudd   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for E.Fudd

Hewwo evwybuddy
Almost wost my head
Vewwy unpwofessional
Expwains my cowour... wed
Allwapped up in twacking Doc
Good gwief how the time fwies
Wouldn't be wight if i didn' wish
Extwa helpings of mince pies
And wots of gweat woast turkey
Twussed up golden bwown
To all my fwiends
Here at the "stute'
Andwew, where's your cwown?
Nurse Cwatchit I saw fondwing it
Kinda wikes that kinky stuff
She twys her best to hide it,but just can't get enough
Gee, I hope she isn't wistening, and wike Doc is making wownds
I'll be in wots of twouble , and thwown wight off the gwounds!
Vewwy warmest wishes
Institutionalwized or not
Nuts and fwuits and cwackers
Gibwet dwessing served up hot
Enough for evwybuddy, a
Vewwy good time to say , I
Would weally wike to thank
You all, this Thanksgiving day
Onwy pwace I know of .
No pwace else wike this ,where
Evwyone's so fwiendwy , to a midget with a wisp!



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suthern
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on the threshold of a dream


1 posted 11-23-1999 06:05 PM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

Happy Thanksgiving, Mr. Fudd... may all your sighs be contented ones! *G*
Denise
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2 posted 11-23-1999 08:46 PM       View Profile for Denise   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Denise

You too, Elmer!

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Denise

WhtDove
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since 07-22-99
Posts 9561
Illinois


3 posted 11-23-1999 08:59 PM       View Profile for WhtDove   Email WhtDove   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit WhtDove's Home Page   View IP for WhtDove

Happy Thanksgiving Fudd!

Remember everyone keep the THANKS in Thanksgiving
Justin Thyme
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since 09-13-99
Posts 228
Oz


4 posted 11-23-1999 11:23 PM       View Profile for Justin Thyme   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Justin Thyme

I'm thankful that I don't think I'm a cartoon.


Justin Thyme
aka Leonardo DaVinci
Artiste Extraordinaire


Oh, and Happy Thanksgiving to you, too. Stay away from my pumpkin pie, though! Y'here?
 
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