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Hello?...Balladeer's Taxi

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Toerag
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0 posted 11-23-1999 12:14 PM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Toerag

"Hello. Balladeer's Taxi,
May I help you?"
"You certainly can,
I need a cab at two."

Balladeer jumped from his seat,
And flew out the door,
She sounded quite sweet,
He had his cab floored.

He got to the address,
The sweet lady gave,
And she was there waiting,
NAKED as a babe!

He'd never picked up,
A gal this fine,
Especially a nude one,
This was his first time.

He kept his eyes focused,
In his rear view mirror,
The lady just giggled,
At poor Balladeer.

He too thought it funny,
Till he suddenly thought,
She couldn't have money!
This trip is for naught!

She put her hips on his seat,
Said, "This should be worth the dollar,"
He looked at her "tush" and replied;
"Do ya have something smaller?"
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RSEvans
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1 posted 11-23-1999 12:16 PM       View Profile for RSEvans   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for RSEvans

Now Toe yer startin somethin....Funny...


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Alicat
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2 posted 11-23-1999 12:19 PM       View Profile for Alicat   Email Alicat   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Alicat

*snicker*

Sure does put a new spin on that old children's song about a Muffin' Man.

Alicat

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suthern
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3 posted 11-23-1999 12:20 PM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

ROFLMAO... That's the response my tush usually gets whether it's nekkid or not! LOL. This is great, Toe... Now where's the other half of the show? *G*
WhtDove
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4 posted 11-23-1999 12:31 PM       View Profile for WhtDove   Email WhtDove   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit WhtDove's Home Page   View IP for WhtDove

ROFLMAO! Can't wait for the re-butt-al!
RainbowGirl
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5 posted 11-23-1999 12:37 PM       View Profile for RainbowGirl   Email RainbowGirl   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit RainbowGirl's Home Page   View IP for RainbowGirl

Oh boy!!...I'm gonna keep my eye on this one...ROFL !!

HUSG

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Iloveit
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6 posted 11-23-1999 01:13 PM       View Profile for Iloveit   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Iloveit

lol yep ROFG here too....can just picture this lolol
Balladeer
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7 posted 11-23-1999 03:56 PM       View Profile for Balladeer   Email Balladeer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Balladeer's Home Page   View IP for Balladeer

I'm here. I see it, turtle lips...still working, though. You'll get my undivided attention later! LOL

Btw, your village just called....their idiot is missing!

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Denise
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8 posted 11-23-1999 10:45 PM       View Profile for Denise   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Denise

ROFL! What a scream!

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9 posted 11-23-1999 10:50 PM       View Profile for Marge Tindal   Email Marge Tindal   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Marge Tindal's Home Page   View IP for Marge Tindal

You two have got me in stitches !
Toe - So funny !
Just wait till Bal gets home !
LOL !

TAXI !

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10 posted 11-24-1999 06:59 AM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

Turtle lips???? Getcher glasses back on, bug man! LOL. I've seen those sweet lips... and there're none finer! (though I wouldn't have minded them snapping shut on mine *EG*)
 
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