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Everything Ya Wanted To Know..

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Toerag
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0 posted 11-23-1999 08:39 AM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Toerag

The preacher was ending his sermon,
With one final point to be told;
"You can find anything ya want in the Bible,
Everything you wanted to know."

After the sermon a lady walked up,
And asked the preacher this question;
"You said that the Bible discussed all things,
But no where is there "PMS" mentioned?"

The preacher replied, "I'm sure that it does,
Let me show you the verse where it's written,
It says right here, where they've declared;
"Mary rode Joseph's ass to Jerusalem!"
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suthern
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1 posted 11-23-1999 09:18 AM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

ROFLMAO... I've read that verse a gazillion times thinking she was riding a donkey... didn't realize that she was nagging poor Joseph the whole way! LOL. (But can you blame her??? *G*)
hoot_owl_rn
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LOL....I've seen this as a joke before...LOL
WhtDove
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3 posted 11-23-1999 10:29 AM       View Profile for WhtDove   Email WhtDove   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit WhtDove's Home Page   View IP for WhtDove

LMAO...Toe this was hillarious! Good one!
yanno? they say that PMS is Putting up with Men's (?)... well you figure the rest out! LOL
Pepper
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4 posted 11-23-1999 10:52 AM       View Profile for Pepper   Email Pepper   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Pepper

ROFL...great one Toe!!

"Putting up with Men's (?)"..lol WhtDove

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5 posted 11-23-1999 11:32 AM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

Hmmmm... Putting up with Men's... Superiority complex? Slacking off? Snoring? Sales pitches? Searches for better scenery than you? Scarcity when there's work to be done? Scolding? Semi-comatose on the couch behavior? Spankings??? (Send that last guy my way... 'kay? *G*)
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ROFL Suthern, semi-comatose! HAHAHAH
RSEvans
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7 posted 11-23-1999 01:16 PM       View Profile for RSEvans   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for RSEvans

Doesn't it also say a great cry went up out of Egypt? and something about wailing and gnashing of teeth?

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Once I was brilliant, now I no longer shine, but the twinkle in my eye speaks of another time.
lostboy
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8 posted 11-23-1999 01:36 PM       View Profile for lostboy   Email lostboy   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for lostboy

suthern..we're not "all" S men (though I admit I know an awful lot who are, sorry fellow males!!!) Good Joke regardless.
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9 posted 11-23-1999 04:04 PM       View Profile for Balladeer   Email Balladeer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Balladeer's Home Page   View IP for Balladeer

Toe, you and the platypus duck are living proof that God's got a real good sense of humor!
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You are too much, Toe! Please, don't ever change! Without you I wouldn't laugh half as much!

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Denise

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11 posted 11-24-1999 06:48 AM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

Balladeer: I'm not too sure about the platypus duck... but I'm sure glad God gave us Toe! *G*

Nan
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12 posted 11-28-1999 09:00 AM       View Profile for Nan   Email Nan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Nan's Home Page   View IP for Nan

Palliating Male Sangfroid...
Toerag
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13 posted 11-28-1999 09:06 AM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

Excuses, excuses!...Those are times that try men's souls fersure!
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14 posted 11-28-1999 10:01 AM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

There, there, Toe... it's okay... *G* At least it's for a limited time... LOL. And you do have the consolation of knowing that your sweet, loving, good-natured angels will be back in a few days. Now shall we discuss those times that try women's souls? LOL.
 
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