Ala bam a
The preacher was ending his sermon,
With one final point to be told;
"You can find anything ya want in the Bible,
Everything you wanted to know."
After the sermon a lady walked up,
And asked the preacher this question;
"You said that the Bible discussed all things,
But no where is there "PMS" mentioned?"
The preacher replied, "I'm sure that it does,
Let me show you the verse where it's written,
It says right here, where they've declared;
"Mary rode Joseph's ass to Jerusalem!"