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Dom Mart
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0 posted 11-23-1999 07:01 AM       View Profile for Dom Mart   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions   Click to visit Dom Mart's Home Page   View IP for Dom Mart


Jefferson Jonah Jexson,
Who prefers to be called Jex,
Tilled a field of hardy soybeans
That yielded multi-million pecks
Of the hardy little legume,
Which he transported far and wide
In sacks that had a hundred
Pounds of soybeans packed inside.
A message printed on the sacks
Was true in all respects:
"When you buy what's in this sack,
You take home the Soy of Jex."
© Copyright 1999 Dom Mart - All Rights Reserved
Toerag
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since 07-29-99
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Ala bam a


1 posted 11-23-1999 07:06 AM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

LOL......Surely we're related?.....
suthern
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since 07-29-99
Posts 20770
on the threshold of a dream


2 posted 11-23-1999 07:08 AM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

Perhaps you are related to Toe... but my relatives aren't this much fun!!! LOL. Great job, DM... thanks for the grins!
JTF
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since 08-09-99
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3 posted 11-23-1999 07:09 AM       View Profile for JTF   Email JTF   Edit/Delete Message     View IP for JTF

ROFL ... Toe, what makes you think you're related ? ... the "hardy little legume" bit ? *g*
Nan
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4 posted 11-23-1999 07:12 AM       View Profile for Nan   Email Nan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Nan's Home Page   View IP for Nan

A spoonerism a day, I always say... or was that a doonerism a spay??? - I can't recall..
hoot_owl_rn
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LOL..loved it!!!
 
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