Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA
OH, Martie, I'm so sad to hear
This happening to you.
Those termites are an evil lot.
They only live to chew.
They love to eat all kinds of wood.
It's what they're born to do.
You should have seen Pinocchio by
The time that they were through!
In Africa it's different.
On termites, natives munch
So maybe you could grab a plate
And have a few for lunch.
There is no answer, I'm afraid.
They ARE creatures of God,
Though, why he made such ugly ones,
I do find rather odd.
There's only one thing to be done,
To just turn on the gas
And, as the house fills up with smoke,
Scream, "Shove THAT up your a--!"