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I've Broken In! or (How 'Bout Them Hacks)
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I've Broken In! or (How 'Bout Them Hacks) |
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Justin Thyme Member
since 1999-09-13
Posts 216Oz |
Hey, you nuts and other poets... guess what I did? I snuck into the new software Ron doesn't have up yet! LOL! Hope Nurse Cratchet doesn't catch me! Worse yet, what are the penalties for Passionate break-ins? hehehe... well, just thought I'd step forward and admit it before I got my hands caught in the cookie jar lid, if y'know what I mean! Hey, Ron! Nice goin', little buddy! Can't wait 'til we can ALL be let in through the front door. *mumble, grumble... usually tryin' to break out... this Thyme I break in? What's with me, anyway* I've Broken In! or How 'Bout Them Hacks! (ROFL) I've broken into this here place! I'm Justin Thyme, so Justin Kace you didn't know that I'd break in, I'm here to tell you with a grin! I've broken in! Oh yes I did! 'Cause you cannot allude this kid! I snuck in through the locked back door! How did I do it?, you implore? Well, that, dear friends, I can't admit. But I am here! Be sure of it! This breaking in thing is my crime, that's why they call me Justin Thyme. When I was seventeen and cool, I broke into my locked High School and piled the chairs up to the door so students could get in no more. I figured summer would come quick if doors were locked with my cute trick. But soon they found me in the gym just sipping whiskey! Things looked grim. They took away my cap and gown and told me I must leave that town. They charged me with a break-in crime, but I hired lawyers Justin Thyme. The lawyer, Snide, he was dad's boss and he worked hard for me (at cost). He told the judge I was just nuts! On oath I claimed, "I'm Seymour Butz. Beneath the bleacher's where I stay!" (That's what I told them, on that day). And they believed, without refute, and locked me in an institute! For twenty years I'm in this joint! And so you ask, what is my point? Well, it's just this, my poet friends the state won't let me make amends! And so I have to find some glee 'cause I won't ever find the key to let me out this 'stute I'm in... so fun today is BREAKING IN! sincerely yours, Justin Thyme aka Leonardo DaVinci Artiste Extraordinaire |
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Elizabeth Santos Member Rara Avis
since 1999-11-08
Posts 9269Pennsylvania |
I like this poem, I thought it cute A character of ill repute Poetic genius would command A poet with such sleight of hand Elizabeth |
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Justin Thyme Member
since 1999-09-13
Posts 216Oz |
Poetic genius? I think not. I only speak the truth. For if I lie, I could be shot here in this institooth. No, no! I mean the instiTUTE! Yes, that is what I mean. Oh, man, I don't know where I am! I'm glad I could expleen. Oh, damn! I mean, I could exPLAIN that I'm not all that bright! The lights aren't on, but someone's home. (Did now I get it right?) Oh well, I think you catch my drift, this 'stute ain't got show biz. No wizardry or magic here... you sure should see it, Liz! There's Docs who shoot electric zaps into our heads, then grin! And cartoon dudes in jackets white who begged to be let in! It's really something, Ms. Santos, that you don't want to see! No genius here, no ma'am, not quite... except for DaVinci. I guess you might not know it, ma'am, but he's inside of me. In fact, he might be Justin Sayne, but he paints bastardly! NO! MASTERFULLY is what I meant! (I wish that I could write). I'm Justin Thyme to tell you, ma'am, 'fore they turn out my light! signed, Justin Thyme aka Leonardo DaVinci Artiste Extraordinaire  |
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hoot_owl_rn Member Patricius
since 1999-07-05
Posts 10750Glen Hope, PA USA |
LOL ------------------ Alis volat propriis (She flies with her own wings) |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
LOLOLOLOLOL..... Hmmmmm.. What? Oh ya.... LOLOLOLOL. |
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Denise
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
Well, I think I have to agree with Eizabeth on the genius part! This is hillarious!  ------------------ Denise |
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Marge Tindal 
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
Justin In Rhyme ... I mean Thyme ! Both were extremely funny. Sounds to me ... that poetic genius just might be a nice place to be. ------------------ ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ noles1@totcon.com |
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Justin Thyme Member
since 1999-09-13
Posts 216Oz |
Hey, Marge! You're quite welcome to come inside where we're having this fun! It's cozy in here, but I wish they had beer! Unfortunately, they don't have none! Hey, Marge! Are you NUTS just like us? Have you come to the 'stute on a bus? Perhaps on a train, but now you're in the rain, and you think you'll come in without fuss? Hey, Marge! You say this sounds like FUN? Let me tell you, Ms. Tindal, no-one that's here thinks it's funny, they just take your money, then set the head-zapper on "stun"! Hey Marge! Hey, you others! I'm FREE! 'Cause this 'stute can't annihilate me! I'll just crawl in my mind 'til some peace I do find, like a bird I'll escape, can't you see? When Cratchet comes checking my bed, I'll be GONE, I'll be outa my head! They can zap all they wanna but nobody's gonna take Leo on, no NOT!...INSTEAD... I'll paint me a place by the shore and crawl in the canvas, what's more... There'll be no more pain, like this world that's insane!... And then I'll sell prints in all different sizes suitable for fraiming at the 'stute gift store! hehehe Justin T. aka Leonardo DaVinci Artiste Extraordinaire [This message has been edited by Justin Thyme (edited 11-20-1999).] |
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Marge Tindal
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
Mercy, Justin ... no wonder you're doing Thyme. Such an assault on mediocre rhyme. The 'Stute' may salute your wacky brain ... but with a little 'restraint' you'll be fine again. As far as the prints in the 'Stute' gift shop ... Hell, I'll buy them all and shop till I drop ! One for the bathroom, one on the door ... one in the kitchen, now what's that for? Move over, Justin I'm coming in ... Just-in a moment, I'll start to grin. If you hoot and you holler ... I'll join the others and take your last dollar. When you're screaming I'll tell them you're dreaming ... of a better price at the 'Stute' store ! ! ! ! ------------------ ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ noles1@totcon.com |
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Justin Thyme Member
since 1999-09-13
Posts 216Oz |
Hey, Cratchet! Hey, Dr. Moose! Looks like you guys got another patient coming! hehehe... Psssst-- Watch your back, Marge... Cratchet & Moose can be mighty dangerous. Just smile real big when they walk by and hopefully they'll go easy on ya. Oh, btw, are you a famous painter? Or a cartoon? or a body part like the Toe? Just Marginal curiousity. whoa! gotta go... here comes Bugs trying to share his carrot again.... seeya on the inside! |
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ONE FLEW OVER Member
since 1999-09-18
Posts 55Cuckoos Nest |
I'll give up my room it's getting crazy in here. I wake up in the dark of night and that Bunny is hiding carrots. He has insomnia and hops, hops, hops I have bruises to prove it. That nurse thinks I'm crazy let her sleep with Bugs and then she'll see who's crazy. |
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Justin Sayne Member
since 1999-10-09
Posts 53 |
We really should think clearly here... For if she sleeps with Bugs, With Crabs she surely will awake Unless she wears her scrubs Bigroach's in the 'stute? Foresake Your day pass BallaDeer...... |
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