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I've Broken In! or (How 'Bout Them Hacks)

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Justin Thyme
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0 posted 11-19-1999 12:18 PM       View Profile for Justin Thyme   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Justin Thyme

Hey, you nuts and other poets... guess what I did? I snuck into the new software Ron doesn't have up yet! LOL! Hope Nurse Cratchet doesn't catch me! Worse yet, what are the penalties for Passionate break-ins? hehehe... well, just thought I'd step forward and admit it before I got my hands caught in the cookie jar lid, if y'know what I mean! Hey, Ron! Nice goin', little buddy! Can't wait 'til we can ALL be let in through the front door. *mumble, grumble... usually tryin' to break out... this Thyme I break in? What's with me, anyway*


I've Broken In! or How 'Bout Them Hacks! (ROFL)

I've broken into this here place!
I'm Justin Thyme, so Justin Kace
you didn't know that I'd break in,
I'm here to tell you with a grin!  
I've broken in! Oh yes I did!
'Cause you cannot allude this kid!
I snuck in through the locked back door!
How did I do it?, you implore?

Well, that, dear friends, I can't admit.
But I am here! Be sure of it!
This breaking in thing is my crime,
that's why they call me Justin Thyme.
When I was seventeen and cool,
I broke into my locked High School
and piled the chairs up to the door
so students could get in no more.

I figured summer would come quick
if doors were locked with my cute trick.
But soon they found me in the gym
just sipping whiskey! Things looked grim.
They took away my cap and gown
and told me I must leave that town.
They charged me with a break-in crime,
but I hired lawyers Justin Thyme.

The lawyer, Snide, he was dad's boss
and he worked hard for me (at cost).
He told the judge I was just nuts!
On oath I claimed, "I'm Seymour Butz.
Beneath the bleacher's where I stay!"
(That's what I told them, on that day).
And they believed, without refute,
and locked me in an institute!

For twenty years I'm in this joint!
And so you ask, what is my point?
Well, it's just this, my poet friends
the state won't let me make amends!
And so I have to find some glee
'cause I won't ever find the key
to let me out this 'stute I'm in...

so fun today is BREAKING IN!

sincerely yours,

Justin Thyme aka Leonardo DaVinci
Artiste Extraordinaire
© Copyright 1999 Justin Thyme - All Rights Reserved
Elizabeth Santos
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1 posted 11-19-1999 12:29 PM       View Profile for Elizabeth Santos   Email Elizabeth Santos   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Elizabeth Santos

I like this poem, I thought it cute
A character of ill repute
Poetic genius would command
A poet with such sleight of hand
Elizabeth
Justin Thyme
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2 posted 11-19-1999 02:16 PM       View Profile for Justin Thyme   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Justin Thyme

Poetic genius? I think not.
I only speak the truth.
For if I lie, I could be shot
here in this institooth.

No, no! I mean the instiTUTE!
Yes, that is what I mean.
Oh, man, I don't know where I am!
I'm glad I could expleen.

Oh, damn! I mean, I could exPLAIN
that I'm not all that bright!
The lights aren't on, but someone's home.
(Did now I get it right?)

Oh well, I think you catch my drift,
this 'stute ain't got show biz.
No wizardry or magic here...
you sure should see it, Liz!

There's Docs who shoot electric zaps
into our heads, then grin!
And cartoon dudes in jackets white
who begged to be let in!

It's really something, Ms. Santos,
that you don't want to see!
No genius here, no ma'am, not quite...
except for DaVinci.

I guess you might not know it, ma'am,
but he's inside of me.
In fact, he might be Justin Sayne,
but he paints bastardly!

NO! MASTERFULLY is what I meant!
(I wish that I could write).
I'm Justin Thyme to tell you, ma'am,
'fore they turn out my light!


signed,

Justin Thyme aka Leonardo DaVinci
Artiste Extraordinaire

hoot_owl_rn
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since 07-05-99
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Glen Hope, PA USA


3 posted 11-19-1999 03:00 PM       View Profile for hoot_owl_rn   Email hoot_owl_rn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit hoot_owl_rn's Home Page   View IP for hoot_owl_rn

LOL

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Alis volat propriis
(She flies with her own wings)

Andrew Scott
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since 06-24-99
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Redlands,CA,USA


4 posted 11-19-1999 07:58 PM       View Profile for Andrew Scott   Email Andrew Scott   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Andrew Scott

LOLOLOLOLOL..... Hmmmmm.. What? Oh ya.... LOLOLOLOL.
Denise
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5 posted 11-20-1999 05:52 PM       View Profile for Denise   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Denise

Well, I think I have to agree with Eizabeth on the genius part! This is hillarious!

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Denise

Marge Tindal
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6 posted 11-20-1999 06:25 PM       View Profile for Marge Tindal   Email Marge Tindal   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Marge Tindal's Home Page   View IP for Marge Tindal

Justin In Rhyme ... I mean Thyme !
Both were extremely funny.
Sounds to me ... that poetic genius
just might be a nice place to be.



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~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~
noles1@totcon.com
Justin Thyme
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7 posted 11-20-1999 09:10 PM       View Profile for Justin Thyme   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Justin Thyme

Hey, Marge! You're quite welcome to come
inside where we're having this fun!
It's cozy in here,
but I wish they had beer!
Unfortunately, they don't have none!
Hey, Marge! Are you NUTS just like us?
Have you come to the 'stute on a bus?
Perhaps on a train,
but now you're in the rain,
and you think you'll come in without fuss?

Hey, Marge! You say this sounds like FUN?
Let me tell you, Ms. Tindal, no-one
that's here thinks it's funny,
they just take your money,
then set the head-zapper on "stun"!
Hey Marge! Hey, you others! I'm FREE!
'Cause this 'stute can't annihilate me!
I'll just crawl in my mind
'til some peace I do find,
like a bird I'll escape, can't you see?

When Cratchet comes checking my bed,
I'll be GONE, I'll be outa my head!
They can zap all they wanna
but nobody's gonna
take Leo on, no NOT!...INSTEAD...
I'll paint me a place by the shore
and crawl in the canvas, what's more...
There'll be no more pain,
like this world that's insane!...

And then I'll sell prints in all different sizes suitable for fraiming at the 'stute gift store!


hehehe
Justin T. aka Leonardo DaVinci
Artiste Extraordinaire



[This message has been edited by Justin Thyme (edited 11-20-1999).]
Marge Tindal
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8 posted 11-20-1999 09:33 PM       View Profile for Marge Tindal   Email Marge Tindal   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Marge Tindal's Home Page   View IP for Marge Tindal

Mercy, Justin ...
no wonder you're doing Thyme.
Such an assault
on mediocre rhyme.

The 'Stute' may salute
your wacky brain ...
but with a little 'restraint'
you'll be fine again.

As far as the prints
in the 'Stute' gift shop ...
Hell, I'll buy them all
and shop till I drop !

One for the bathroom,
one on the door ...
one in the kitchen,
now what's that for?

Move over, Justin
I'm coming in ...
Just-in a moment,
I'll start to grin.

If you hoot
and you holler ...
I'll join the others
and take your last dollar.

When you're screaming
I'll tell them you're dreaming ...
of a better price
at the 'Stute' store ! ! ! !


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~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~
noles1@totcon.com
Justin Thyme
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since 09-13-99
Posts 228
Oz


9 posted 11-21-1999 01:02 PM       View Profile for Justin Thyme   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Justin Thyme

Hey, Cratchet! Hey, Dr. Moose! Looks like you guys got another patient coming! hehehe...

Psssst-- Watch your back, Marge... Cratchet & Moose can be mighty dangerous. Just smile real big when they walk by and hopefully they'll go easy on ya. Oh, btw, are you a famous painter? Or a cartoon? or a body part like the Toe? Just Marginal curiousity. whoa! gotta go... here comes Bugs trying to share his carrot again.... seeya on the inside!

ONE FLEW OVER
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since 09-18-99
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10 posted 12-03-1999 06:35 PM       View Profile for ONE FLEW OVER   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for ONE FLEW OVER

I'll give up my room
it's getting crazy
in here.
I wake up
in the dark
of night
and that Bunny
is hiding carrots.
He has insomnia
and hops, hops, hops
I have bruises
to prove it.
That nurse
thinks I'm crazy
let her sleep
with Bugs
and then she'll
see who's crazy.
Justin Sayne
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since 10-09-1999
Posts 64


11 posted 12-03-1999 09:05 PM       View Profile for Justin Sayne   Edit/Delete Message     View IP for Justin Sayne

We really should think clearly here...
For if she sleeps with Bugs,
With Crabs she surely will awake
Unless she wears her scrubs
Bigroach's in the 'stute? Foresake
Your day pass BallaDeer......


 
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