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The Telephone

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Tim
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0 posted 11-17-1999 06:08 PM       View Profile for Tim   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Tim

I called the pyschic hot-line,
...to plan my afternoon,
Should I wear my Nehru jacket?
...I had to know real soon.
The first thing that she asked me,
..."Please tell me what's your name?"
I said that, "You're the pyschic,
...what is your stupid game?"
I slammed down the receiver,
...then picked it up again,
I'd telephone my mother,
...I'd have my answer then.
"Hello Mom, this here is Tim,
...I'm blowing you a kiss."
"Are you some kind of pervert,
...who the heck is this?"
My question still not answered,
...I dialed to try again,
Nine...one...one..., it was wrong number,
...instead was nine-eleven.
I got my question answered,
...the cops were real polite,
Instead of Nehru jacket,
...I'm wearing black and white.

[This message has been edited by Tim (edited 11-17-1999).]
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1 posted 11-17-1999 06:34 PM       View Profile for Iloveit   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Iloveit

lolol this is cute, so tell me do you look good in black and white? great poem
Tim
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2 posted 11-17-1999 09:53 PM       View Profile for Tim   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Tim

Thank ya, Iloveit. yep.. black and white goes with my blue eyes real well.
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3 posted 11-17-1999 09:57 PM       View Profile for Denise   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Denise

Cute, Tim!

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LOL...good one

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5 posted 06-02-2008 02:47 AM       View Profile for Alison   Email Alison   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Alison

You made me laugh and that's a good thing.

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