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A Fool's Perspiration (A Parody of my "A Fool's Aspiration")

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jbouder
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0 posted 11-17-1999 03:32 PM       View Profile for jbouder   Email jbouder   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for jbouder

A fool to try to cloak B. O. with Sure!
When even God cannot, my stench, contain.
So when it seems your nose cannot endure
It's best for you to flee than to remain.
My sweaty hands, they cannot hold my pen,
Foul odor billows forth to sting the eye,
Small children cry and parents curse me when
They see my most offensive self walk by.
So please lament for me, beloved friend,
For Love's sweet kiss won't bless this stinking brow,
And weep for those my fetid feet offend
Who think I've rolled in dung fresh from the cow.
A reeking man, as rancid as can be,
When this foul perspiration covers me.

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Jim

"If I rest, I rust." -Martin Luther

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Severn
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1 posted 11-17-1999 08:07 PM       View Profile for Severn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Severn

LOL! This is great.
Denise
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2 posted 11-20-1999 05:43 PM       View Profile for Denise   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Denise

This is hillarious! Very very funny!

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Denise

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3 posted 11-21-1999 07:30 PM       View Profile for Ohme   Email Ohme   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Ohme

Jim, this is too cute, LOL
Now I have to go find the other one to see what I missed!

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