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Seymour Tabin
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0 posted 11-16-1999 11:05 AM       View Profile for Seymour Tabin   Email Seymour Tabin   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Seymour Tabin

Natural gas

He dipped it in a butter sauce.
And stuffed it in his mouth of course.
Then licked his fingers one by one,
And said it's late that he must run.

Out into the night he fled
Grabbed a cab and off he sped.
Got undressed and went to bed,
And fell asleep like he was dead.

But one does not lick butter sauce,
And sleep as truly dead of course.
They must contend with natural gas
And stirring dreams that come to pass.

And this was true of him of course
He dreamt he fell in butter sauce.
And struggled in this greasy mass.
Till blasted out by natural gas.

There in no moral just instead,
Don't eat before you go to bed.

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Pepper
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ROFL....toooo funny Sy.....!!!!

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Martie
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What a kick you are Seymour and boy can I relate!
Ohme
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3 posted 11-16-1999 03:49 PM       View Profile for Ohme   Email Ohme   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Ohme

Seymour, I loved it. ROFL And I must remember that bit of wisdom!

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Munda
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4 posted 11-16-1999 04:03 PM       View Profile for Munda   Email Munda   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Munda's Home Page   View IP for Munda

LOL...loved it !
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5 posted 11-16-1999 06:28 PM       View Profile for Balladeer   Email Balladeer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Balladeer's Home Page   View IP for Balladeer

They say a good poet can write about anything. You just proved it, Sy. YOU are a gas!
Seymour Tabin
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6 posted 11-16-1999 07:32 PM       View Profile for Seymour Tabin   Email Seymour Tabin   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Seymour Tabin

Pepper,
It's my pleasure to make you laugh.
Martie,
A kick, a laugh, as long as you enjoyed.
Ohme,
Your welcome to the wisdom.
Munda,
Don't laugh to hard it makes for natural gas.
Balladeer,
Your right I do have a tendency to fly alot.
Dr.Moose1
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7 posted 11-16-1999 07:49 PM       View Profile for Dr.Moose1   Email Dr.Moose1   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dr.Moose1

Seymour ,
What can I say...your light burns blue
Severn
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8 posted 11-16-1999 08:00 PM       View Profile for Severn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Severn

HAHAHA - had a feeling...
Thanks for providing the fuel for much windy laughter Sy....
Andrew Scott
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Dr. Moose beat me to the punch... but all in all very funny and another fine reason not to smoke in bed.
Denise
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This is hillarious! Loved it, Seymour!

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Seymour Tabin
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11 posted 11-17-1999 08:44 AM       View Profile for Seymour Tabin   Email Seymour Tabin   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Seymour Tabin

Dr.Moose1,
Thanks for the comment, always enjoy them.
Severn.
Glad you enjoyed the humor, its always good to laugh.
Scott,
Thanks for the comment always enjoy them.
Denise,
Thanks for the comment and laugh, always enjoy your thoughts.
Iloveit
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12 posted 11-17-1999 09:58 AM       View Profile for Iloveit   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Iloveit

big grins here, great writing
hoot_owl_rn
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ROFLMAO

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RainbowGirl
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14 posted 11-17-1999 12:04 PM       View Profile for RainbowGirl   Email RainbowGirl   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit RainbowGirl's Home Page   View IP for RainbowGirl

ROFL...thanks for the laughter, that's always welcome here..

HUGS

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Seymour Tabin
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15 posted 11-17-1999 02:30 PM       View Profile for Seymour Tabin   Email Seymour Tabin   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Seymour Tabin

Iloveit,
Thanks for the grins.
Hoot,
Always like to make you laugh.
RG,
And you are welcome to the laughs, thank you.
U K Hero
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16 posted 11-17-1999 03:50 PM       View Profile for U K Hero   Email U K Hero   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for U K Hero

Seymore, worthy of all the replies well done
Seymour Tabin
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17 posted 11-17-1999 10:46 PM       View Profile for Seymour Tabin   Email Seymour Tabin   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Seymour Tabin

U K Hero,
Could'nt leave you unanswered, thank you much.
 
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