An Advertisment for Love...for Whitey.

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Open Poetry #4

An Advertisment for Love...for Whitey.

Bashful
Junior Member

since 1999-10-22

Posts 28

0 posted 1999-11-14 08:06 PM

Written by Grumpy and Bashful

Just sit right down and you'll hear a tale,
a tale of a fated script.
Of Snow White and the 7 dawf's,
the pages they all ripped.
Prince Charming wasn't showing up,
It's time for them all to move on.
To start another fairy tale,
To sing another song.
A song of love and happiness,
A partner for them all.

One Prince needed, strong and true,
and seven blonde drawfettes.
These little guys are horney see,
and no smurfettes will do.
The weather started getting rough,
the Princess was in distress.
If not for the courage of the Doctor dude,
who would place the ad?

There Snow White, and Grumpy too,
Bashful, sneezy and Doc.
A sleepy one,
Happy and Dopey too.
Here in the ad.

They'll place the ad in newspapers,
Passions in Poetry too,
Cause Snow White, Bashful and Grumpy,
Think it's the thing to do.

Now only handsome Princes need apply,
and produce all paperwork.
Return address & picture please,
Post to Box 42, "stute" 69.
And please hurry if you can,
For we don't have much time.

Snow White
New Member

since 1999-11-12

Posts 6
The forest, USA

1 posted 1999-11-14 10:15 PM

Hey, are you advertising for me...cause I do have a few requirements you know

He must be real handsome
Tall, gentle, wise and kind
With only thoughts of pleasing
Me driven in his mind
And he also better be
A hard working type of man
So that I can go and shop
Every time I can
I would like a great big
Diamond engagement ring
And perhaps a romantic prince
Who love songs he will sing
It's important that he owns
At least a castle or two
One small house in the woods
Simply just won't do
Money is no option
(He should have a lot)
And always be quite willing
To give me all he's got
He should have no problems
Meeting my every whim
Remember he has the honor
Of me living with him

Just a small list, anyone fit the bill yet??

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Grumpy
Junior Member

since 1999-11-07

Posts 11

2 posted 1999-11-14 10:49 PM

No, as yet you are our first reply. Surprise!!

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Grumpy
Poet and Critic :(

Marilyn
Member Elite

since 1999-09-26

Posts 2621
Ontario, Canada

3 posted 1999-11-15 09:26 PM

Oh Snow White. No handsome Princes to reply to your ad. Oh well, You may come over and the girls can have a night on the town to ease your troubles.

Don't listen to those drawf fella's they think they own you girl!

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