Written by Grumpy and Bashful
Just sit right down and you'll hear a tale,
a tale of a fated script.
Of Snow White and the 7 dawf's,
the pages they all ripped.
Prince Charming wasn't showing up,
It's time for them all to move on.
To start another fairy tale,
To sing another song.
A song of love and happiness,
A partner for them all.
One Prince needed, strong and true,
and seven blonde drawfettes.
These little guys are horney see,
and no smurfettes will do.
The weather started getting rough,
the Princess was in distress.
If not for the courage of the Doctor dude,
who would place the ad?
There Snow White, and Grumpy too,
Bashful, sneezy and Doc.
A sleepy one,
Happy and Dopey too.
Here in the ad.
They'll place the ad in newspapers,
Passions in Poetry too,
Cause Snow White, Bashful and Grumpy,
Think it's the thing to do.
Now only handsome Princes need apply,
and produce all paperwork.
Return address & picture please,
Post to Box 42, "stute" 69.
And please hurry if you can,
For we don't have much time.