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Living With Seven Men

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Snow White
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0 posted 11-12-1999 09:49 PM       View Profile for Snow White   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Snow White

Living With Seven Men

What is all this fuss about
These people from the Ďstute
They get to play all livelong day
That fact I will repute

Now they want hard, Iíll give them hard
Trade their life with mine
Listen while I tell my tale
Iíll try hard not to whine

Seems I fell asleep one day
Under a witches spell
Woke up with seven dwarfs
Now here begins my tale

Living with a single guy
Man, thatís hard enough
But try to live with seven dwarfs
And thatís where things get rough

Seven men to cook for
To clean up after too
Seven men to fetch their beer
Whatís a girl to do

As far as bathroom manners
On that Iíve given up
With seven men in one small house
The seat is always up

Seven dwarfs with all their needs
And not one to be bested
With only seven nights a week
How can a girl get rested

I sit here hating sister Eve
Who cursed us on creation
I may just have to check into
The Ďstute just for vacation

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Bashful
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1 posted 11-12-1999 09:59 PM       View Profile for Bashful   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Bashful

Ahh now Whity Dear....we aren't so bad to live with! (putting up my feet on the coffee table....beltching loudly and scratchin my privates). Hey babe...fetch me another beer would ya? The game is on!
Marilyn
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since 09-26-1999
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2 posted 11-13-1999 09:34 AM       View Profile for Marilyn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Marilyn

Hey Snow White...I am sure they will welcome you to the "stute" for that vacation. You just have to remember, once your in there's no gettin out.

Sorry about the chilling in the middle of the night girl. I can relate..*sigh*
Tweety
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3 posted 11-13-1999 11:11 AM       View Profile for Tweety   Edit/Delete Message     View IP for Tweety

Snow White, Bashful
Help me, Help me!



[This message has been edited by Tweety (edited 11-14-1999).]
Bugs Bunny
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since 11-05-1999
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4 posted 11-13-1999 12:47 PM       View Profile for Bugs Bunny   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Bugs Bunny

Hey you bad bad puddy cat
Weave my fwiend Tweety awone
Or I'll give you da biggest
Headache dat you've evah known.

'Cause I know dese guys ya see
Who'll do anyting I say
So you wisten caahfully
Aw da pwice I'll make you pay.

Now scat cat!

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yeeeennnt...what's up, Doc?

[This message has been edited by Bugs Bunny (edited 11-13-1999).]
Tweety
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5 posted 11-13-1999 01:14 PM       View Profile for Tweety   Edit/Delete Message     View IP for Tweety

Tanks Bugs Bunny, I owe ya one
he wuz cuttin off me circulation.



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Snow White
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6 posted 11-14-1999 10:19 PM       View Profile for Snow White   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Snow White

Tweety, you gonna trust that bunny?
Come her little bird...here bird.
(Tired of all this dang vegetarian dwarf food )

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WhtDove
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since 07-22-99
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7 posted 11-15-1999 12:47 AM       View Profile for WhtDove   Email WhtDove   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit WhtDove's Home Page   View IP for WhtDove

ROFL...my, my the seven dwarfs and snowy too. Sylvester and that Tweety bird. I've been gone too long.
 
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