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Green Toast and Jam

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Bashful
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since 10-22-1999
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0 posted 11-12-1999 09:44 PM       View Profile for Bashful   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Bashful

Green toast and jam, green toast and jam.
Would you eat green toast and jam?
Would you eat them there or here?
Would you eat them with a 'Deer?

Would you eat them at the show?
Would you eat them with a Toe?
Would you eat them in the clover?
Would you eat them with One Flew Over?

With a goose?
With Dr. Moose?
In a cot,
With Andrew Scott?

With Justin Thyme,
Without a rhyme?
You could eat them with a lamb,
or with a Ewe, if you wanted to.

You could eat them in a trailor.
You could eat them with a Sailor.
You could eat them Justin Kase.
You could eat them any place.

Would you, could you with your honey?
Would you, could you with Bugs Bunny?

Would you eat green toast and jam?
Go on, eat it, be a MAN!


[This message has been edited by Bashful (edited 11-12-1999).]
© Copyright 1999 Bashful - All Rights Reserved
Snow White
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since 11-12-1999
Posts 6
The forest, USA


1 posted 11-12-1999 09:51 PM       View Profile for Snow White   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Snow White

No, I'm not cooking you green toast and Jam....how many times do I have to tell you!!!
Where is that darn prince anyway?
Rindercella
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since 11-12-1999
Posts 64
La La Land


2 posted 11-12-1999 10:12 PM       View Profile for Rindercella   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Rindercella

Since you are so 'Bashful',
tell you what I'll do.
I'll fix you green toast and jam,
if you find my shoe.

I lost it at the palace,
running down the stairs.
I can't find it, though I've searched
almost everywhere.

Sorry to intrude
on 'Snows' fable.
But help me find my slipper, Bashful.
I'll put green toast and jam on your table.



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The Princess Of Poverty
Grumpy
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since 11-07-1999
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3 posted 11-12-1999 10:59 PM       View Profile for Grumpy   Edit/Delete Message     View IP for Grumpy

Come on Bashful!!! That is my favourite, all you do is make fun of me. I'm getting ANNOYED!! Besides it's your turn to cook tonight, Snow White is tired!!!

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Grumpy
Poet and Critic :(
Marilyn
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since 09-26-1999
Posts 2646
Ontario, Canada


4 posted 11-13-1999 09:39 AM       View Profile for Marilyn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Marilyn

Ewwww..I want to know why the toast is green? Well I guess living in a fairy tale creates odd tastes.

I would not eat green toast and jam,
I would not eat them, not a man!
Tweety
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since 11-10-1999
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stute, of insanity, Passions t


5 posted 11-13-1999 11:17 AM       View Profile for Tweety   Edit/Delete Message     View IP for Tweety

Pweaze don't tell Sylvester U taw me.



[This message has been edited by Tweety (edited 11-14-1999).]
Systematic Decay
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since 09-15-99
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That place with padded walls a


6 posted 11-13-1999 11:21 AM       View Profile for Systematic Decay   Email Systematic Decay   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Systematic Decay

This poem is so cute.

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Thinking is just what a great many people think they are doing when they are merely rearranging their predjudices.


Toerag
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since 07-29-99
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Ala bam a


7 posted 11-13-1999 11:27 AM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

I'm sure some would without failure,
As in "Deer" and the drunken sailor,
Most of the others probably would too,
That's what they usually serve at the 'stute.

As for Toe, Let me make this clear,
I prefer mine with a can of beer.
That may sound awful, but if ya think,
Beer's so much more, than just a breakfast drink!

Bashful
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since 10-22-1999
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8 posted 11-13-1999 03:53 PM       View Profile for Bashful   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Bashful

Whitey girl, now be a dear
and fetch old Toe and me a beer.
We are the boys and we insist,
You treat us with love and much interest.

Rinder....you cute thing you...come on over and sit on old bashful's knee..(winking and blushing)

Grumpy....don't you be suckin up to Whitey dearest. She might be gettin the wrong idea and expect us to do some work!

Marilyn...Yoour definately not a man....Whoo hoo...check out those thighs! Yo Toe man check out these babes!

Tweety...I won't say nothin!

Systematic Decay...Thankyou.

Hey Toe man...thanks for stoppin by. Come and have a seat. Whitey is fetchin the beer.

[This message has been edited by Bashful (edited 11-13-1999).]
suthern
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on the threshold of a dream


9 posted 11-13-1999 04:05 PM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

Just "hold" my toast and jam, ya hear...
I think I'll just share Toerag's beer!
caroline
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since 08-16-99
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10 posted 11-13-1999 04:17 PM       View Profile for caroline   Email caroline   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for caroline

Beer for breakfast
What a treat!
Green toast and jam?
Mmmm let's eat!
Now don't be Bashful
pull up a chair!
If you're Grumpy
Sit over there!
Just be sure you
don't get drunk
'Cause it will soon
be time for lunch
But if you do
I've got the cure
On the menu---
Beer soup du jour!!

(Hey Toe~~~Want a straw?? *LOL*)
Justin Conceivable
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since 10-16-1999
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11 posted 11-13-1999 04:26 PM       View Profile for Justin Conceivable   Email Justin Conceivable   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Justin Conceivable

All of this frivolity is Justin Conceivable!
J.C.
Taz Maniac
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since 11-13-1999
Posts 6
Tasmania of course!!


12 posted 11-13-1999 05:16 PM       View Profile for Taz Maniac   Email Taz Maniac   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Taz Maniac

watch out Bashful!!! I will nibble on your green toast and toe jam!!!!!
Bugs Bunny
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since 11-05-1999
Posts 28
Elmer Fudd's Carrot Patch


13 posted 11-13-1999 05:29 PM       View Profile for Bugs Bunny   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Bugs Bunny

Hey guys, can ya toss me one a dem bweskies?
I'm weally t'ursty from all dis hoppin, geeze!

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yeeeennnt...what's up, Doc?
Dr.Moose1
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since 09-05-99
Posts 3505
Bewilderment , USA


14 posted 11-13-1999 06:54 PM       View Profile for Dr.Moose1   Email Dr.Moose1   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dr.Moose1

Did somebody mention beer ?

Though rumors abound
It was not me
That took them from
Beneath the tree

They were gone
When I got there
Blaming me is
Just not fair

It must be Fudd
My nemesis
He will not stop
Till mine is his

And none of you
Will help me out
I'll take my toy's
Go home and pout
Kenneth Ray Taylor
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since 11-11-1999
Posts 142
Duluth, Minnesota, USA


15 posted 11-13-1999 09:46 PM       View Profile for Kenneth Ray Taylor   Email Kenneth Ray Taylor   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Kenneth Ray Taylor

Since you're all so fond of Mother Goose and Dr. Seuss, I'll add my own little rhyme:

There was an old woman
who lived in a shoe.
Oh dear, it was yours!
And she died from the fumes.

Her children survived
for their all having colds
and thrive on jam sandwiches
made 'twixt your toes.
Andrew Scott
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since 06-24-99
Posts 2655
Redlands,CA,USA


16 posted 11-14-1999 08:30 PM       View Profile for Andrew Scott   Email Andrew Scott   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Andrew Scott

Green toast and Jam!
Hell I rather eat Spam!
I'd rather drink Toe's beer from a can!
And spend a night with Deer's wooly lamb!
These things alone should proclaim me a real man!
Better than eating some moldy green toast and jam!

On second thought... pass the all fruit if you please.

Justin Thyme
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since 09-13-99
Posts 228
Oz


17 posted 11-14-1999 09:07 PM       View Profile for Justin Thyme   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Justin Thyme

I'm Justin Thyme to tell you
that green toast is a treat!
I ask for it most all the Thyme
to go with mystery meat.

You see, that's all they give you
at this old crazy 'stute!
Big blobs of cardboard shaped like meat
with smells that would pollute!

And so I tell Nurse Cratchet
I HATE green toast and jam.
I tell her that it makes me weak,
confusing who I am.

Because she thinks I hate it,
she asks the cook for toast.
And when I get the jammed spread on,
that's when I like it most!

I very quickly drop it
upon the shiny floor
and when Nurse Cratchet slips right by,
I quickly ask for more!

Oh yes, I love green toast and jam,
I think it's really swell!
It's such a shame it doesn't make
old Cratchet walk too well!


hehehe
Justin T.
 
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