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'Deer can keep them screaming

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LngJhnAg
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0 posted 11-12-1999 03:14 PM       View Profile for LngJhnAg   Email LngJhnAg   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for LngJhnAg

Three men, friends all,
Met in a bar after work.
They took to drinking and bragging,
(As all of us men jerks).

And while they were a bragging
About their sexual prowess,
They made a bet twixt them,
'Bout which of them was best.

They bet upon the screaming
Their spouses would ensue
If they were to make love
As we Casanova sailors do.

And so they all went home
To make good on all their bets,
The Toerag and the Sailor,
And the Balladeer (who is all wet).

When they met a week hence,
To brag upon their skills,
The Toearag stepped forward,
To talk about his thrills.

"I bought a dozen roses,
Then I took her out to dine,
Then I made wild love to her,
She screamed an hour, by my time."

Then Long John scoffed at Toerag,
(As he's wont to often do)
"I did all that and more,
And my Lorelei screamed for TWO!"

Then Balladeer laughed out loud,
At our testosterone-driven jests,
He said, "I've done much better,
And it appears I've won all bets."

"I didn't woo my darling.
I didn't take her out to dine.
I didn't buy her roses,
I didn't take the time."

"I simply went for a quickie,
The I wiped myself on the bedspread.
She saw what I had done,
And she is screaming yet!"

[This message has been edited by LngJhnAg (edited 11-12-1999).]
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LngJhnAg
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1 posted 11-12-1999 03:51 PM       View Profile for LngJhnAg   Email LngJhnAg   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for LngJhnAg

hmmpph - if you think I am going to let this poem die on the vine, you are as crazy as me.
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2 posted 11-12-1999 03:53 PM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

This kinda goes with 'Deer's earlier comment about his ex having the times confused when to be an angel and a devil. *G* Some screams ya want... some ya get anyway! LOL
Marilyn
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3 posted 11-12-1999 03:55 PM       View Profile for Marilyn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Marilyn

ROTFLMAO...Good one Sailor! I bet she'll be screaming for years over that one.....'Deer one you really should try to make her scream in pleasure...lol.
Toerag
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4 posted 11-12-1999 04:00 PM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

Yea, just think of the cleaning bills....Look at Monica's bills?....
Lorelei54
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5 posted 11-12-1999 04:32 PM       View Profile for Lorelei54   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Lorelei54

Two? only two???LOL..I want more than two!!!
LngJhnAg
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6 posted 11-12-1999 04:35 PM       View Profile for LngJhnAg   Email LngJhnAg   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for LngJhnAg

There's my little Lorelei - hi ya, Honey. As for two hours - as you well know, we live close to an airport and the Air Traffic Controllers have asked us to keep your screaming down so they can hear the jets taking off. Two hours is all they will allow. After that, and they get deaf from the after-burner-like noise.
Lorelei54
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7 posted 11-12-1999 04:39 PM       View Profile for Lorelei54   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Lorelei54

LOL..LJA...and I can only take so much of your stong willed lovin'!!!
LngJhnAg
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8 posted 11-12-1999 04:44 PM       View Profile for LngJhnAg   Email LngJhnAg   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for LngJhnAg

Lorelei - I am not strong willed - you are just sweetly submissive.
hoot_owl_rn
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9 posted 11-12-1999 08:29 PM       View Profile for hoot_owl_rn   Email hoot_owl_rn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit hoot_owl_rn's Home Page   View IP for hoot_owl_rn

LOL....sweetlt submissive (now that sounds like a topic for adult if I ever heard one )

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10 posted 11-12-1999 09:10 PM       View Profile for Balladeer   Email Balladeer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Balladeer's Home Page   View IP for Balladeer

Well, I couldn't help myself. She was such a comely lass, you know.
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11 posted 11-15-1999 09:44 AM       View Profile for Iloveit   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Iloveit

lolol you three and your imaginations keep my smiling
 
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