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What's a Toerag?

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Bashful
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0 posted 11-10-1999 09:53 PM       View Profile for Bashful   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Bashful

Toerag, a Toerag,
Have you ever seen such a thing?
What exactly is one?
Does anyone really know?
Is it a remant of a sock,
that covers just one toe?

Now I am a timid guy,
really rather shy.
This I can not deny,
But I wonder why?

Toerag isn't shy.
He likes a milky thigh.
The girls all want to cry,
Cause he looks on the fly.

He seems to like to war.
On Balladeer to score.
Some days he's rather sore.
Beaten to the core.

He has a happy wit.
does not act like a twit.
He doesn't seem to flit,
Around, except a skirt slit.

He is the greatest guy.
On that you can rely.
He always will reply.
A friend you can't deny.

(scurring back to my corner to hide)
© Copyright 1999 Bashful - All Rights Reserved
Bugs Bunny
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1 posted 11-10-1999 10:08 PM       View Profile for Bugs Bunny   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Bugs Bunny

Wemembah me oh Bashful boy
You bwushing one dat is so coy?
You used ta say I was yaw fwiend
You pwoved untwue boy in de end.

And now you want ta pway wit Toe?
I tink he might just wanta know
Dat yawl do anyting to eat
A wucious meal dat can't be beat.

So heed dis wawning Toewag deah
Don't bewieve a single word you heah
Fwom dis cwazy one who wuvs ta eat
He might just wike yaw tasty feet.




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yeeeennnt...what's up, Doc?
X Angel
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since 11-07-1999
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2 posted 11-10-1999 10:10 PM       View Profile for X Angel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for X Angel

Toerag is the smelly left over part of the sock that you give the dog to play with
*winkinatcha Toe...*
~X~

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hoot_owl_rn
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3 posted 11-10-1999 10:10 PM       View Profile for hoot_owl_rn   Email hoot_owl_rn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit hoot_owl_rn's Home Page   View IP for hoot_owl_rn

LOL
Grumpy
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4 posted 11-10-1999 10:41 PM       View Profile for Grumpy   Edit/Delete Message     View IP for Grumpy

Bashful!!!!! You DIDN'T tell me you were leaving the cottage today and going to the Cyberchat Cafe. Snow White WAS really worried!! Report home immediately!! Mine shift starts soon.
Cute poem I suppose too.

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Pepper
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5 posted 11-10-1999 10:47 PM       View Profile for Pepper   Email Pepper   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Pepper

lol.....
Bashful
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6 posted 11-10-1999 10:47 PM       View Profile for Bashful   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Bashful

I wemembah you, you little hair.
I wemembah the way you said you care.
My plight to you was just a game.
Now you nudge and call me names.

I have a freind in nursy true.
She is sweet and never blue.
She treats me well and never scorns.
I never see any nasty horns.

She gave to me from her dear heart.
Now they ask me to depart,
From her side, my loyality show.
She is my friend, I will never go.

So this I tell you, this is true.
Do what it is you have to do.
Get your lawyer, Pay him well.
There is nothing he can do, pray tell.

You do what you have to do.
With much fanfare and aduie.
Remember where you are my dear.
Insanity to a judge is queer.
Bashful
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7 posted 11-10-1999 10:50 PM       View Profile for Bashful   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Bashful

ohh Grumpy!!

(hiding in the bushes, the entire bush shakes with me)

I will be there in two shakes of a lambs tail.(or is that a ewes tail?)

Oh my poor princess!!...(cheeks flushed a violent rudy)
Toerag
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Ala bam a


8 posted 11-11-1999 06:58 AM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

Ya don't know what a Toerag is?....It's just something everyone kicks around....makes fun of, takes advantage of, and writes mean, untrue, nasty things about.....and after I've been so nice to everyone here too!
This is why I drink yanno? (Well, there may be one or two other reasons, but that's as good as any).....LOL

[This message has been edited by Toerag (edited 11-11-1999).]
suthern
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9 posted 11-11-1999 07:33 AM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

What is a Toerag you do ask?
Explaining him is quite a task.
He is a most endearing man
And in this gal, he's got a fan.
No finer being's ever lived.
We all count on the smiles he gives.
A bigger heart, you'll never find
Incredible wit, magnificent mind
All wrapped up in a gorgeous view
This compassionate friend so true!
Whatever a Toerag may actually be
The world could sure use more such as he!
RainbowGirl
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10 posted 11-11-1999 09:10 AM       View Profile for RainbowGirl   Email RainbowGirl   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit RainbowGirl's Home Page   View IP for RainbowGirl

ROFL...ooops...

Suthern: So true..

HUSG

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Bashful
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11 posted 11-11-1999 03:56 PM       View Profile for Bashful   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Bashful

Well Toe you old sock ya!
Think you need a drinkin companion? this old boy hasn't had a good stiff drink in way too long. You buyin? (blushing)

Toerag
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Ala bam a


12 posted 11-11-1999 04:01 PM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

Bashful....sure pal....c'mon over...I'll buy all night...I haven't had a good drink in..........in............over an hour!
Andrew Scott
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13 posted 11-11-1999 04:16 PM       View Profile for Andrew Scott   Email Andrew Scott   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Andrew Scott

I kind of like X Angel's view... LOL... But we all know what is true... Only our Toe will do.
Bashful
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14 posted 11-11-1999 04:22 PM       View Profile for Bashful   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Bashful

Toe...sure thing there pal...be right over...I'd love to add a red nose to the red cheeks I generally wear. *hic*
Tweety
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15 posted 11-13-1999 06:29 PM       View Profile for Tweety   Edit/Delete Message     View IP for Tweety

I tawt I taw a toewag somepwace.






[This message has been edited by Tweety (edited 11-14-1999).]
Balladeer
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16 posted 11-13-1999 08:16 PM       View Profile for Balladeer   Email Balladeer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Balladeer's Home Page   View IP for Balladeer

What's a Toerag? Hey, I know
The definition's clear.
I've got my Funk and Wagnell's
And it spells it out right here!

Back in the days of Quaker life,
Those old colonial times,
The folks used different punishments
To fit perspective crimes.

The town whores, for example, wore
The scarlet letter, "A"
Petty thiefs were locked in stocks,
Their buttocks on display.

For those that said horrific puns
The kind that makes one gag
They took the big toes from both feet
And tied to them a rag.

So all there knew those feet had been
In one's foul mouth once more.
Thus, toerag is synonomous
With puns extremely poor!

(I'd like to add a postscript
To this little poem of mine.
A Toerag here at Passions can
Do much to make it shine!)

Sally S.
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since 06-07-99
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17 posted 11-13-1999 08:47 PM       View Profile for Sally S.   Email Sally S.   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Sally S.

LOL!!!

I'd like to add a simple retort...
(If I knew what that meant)
That a toerag is a special sort,
(albeit rather bent)

You can not find in dictionary
(he doesn't own a book)
A creature this extraordinary
(I can not bear to look)

It's rather hard to explain
(the thought just makes me cringe)
That a Toerag's never plain
(he looks "FAB" in all that fringe!)

He reminds me of my "bestest" friend
(now THAT is downright STRANGE!)
A true confidant til the end
(bring on the firing range!!!)

The simply is no definition
(oh GAWD, I'm going to be sick)
And so ends this inquisition.
(someone call a doctor, QUICK!)
Bashful
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since 10-22-1999
Posts 28


18 posted 11-14-1999 07:09 PM       View Profile for Bashful   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Bashful

Well thankyou all for your replies.You all have been so helpful. A clearer picture I couldn't have (confused more then before) of what this creature is. The next question is...What's a Balladeer?
Snow White
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since 11-12-1999
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19 posted 11-14-1999 10:17 PM       View Profile for Snow White   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Snow White

Hey, that better not be the prince you got lined up for me!

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