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Justin Appropriate
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since 1999-11-09
Posts 6
Just South of No Where

0 posted 1999-11-10 01:58 AM


Heed this warning from your ol' bud,
Yah dats wite, good ol' Elmer Fudd.
See I have a fwiend who's not fwom here.
Who pwans on making earth dissappear.

And you can bet your wucky stars
He know who alls of us ares.
But here's da secret, just don't blab it,
Marvin da Martian hates dat wabbit.

So my fwiends, I appeal to you,
Sylvester, Tweetie, Yosemite Sam too...
Help twap dis wascally wabbit pwease,
To keep dat gween spaceman appeased.

Cuz he told me dat his way gun was woaded.
And alls of us would be expwoded.
Unwess we get Bugs, for what it's worth,
He pwans on bwoing up pwanet earth.


Justin A.

{alias: Elmer Fudd}



[This message has been edited by Justin Appropriate (edited 11-10-1999).]

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Watcher666
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since 1999-10-13
Posts 1606

1 posted 1999-11-10 04:36 AM


Too cute!!

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Pepper
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since 1999-08-19
Posts 3079
Southern Florida
2 posted 1999-11-10 08:22 AM


'S'......
X Angel
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since 1999-11-07
Posts 1521
Oregon
3 posted 1999-11-10 09:14 AM


Rofl!

you're too much
X

hoot_owl_rn
Member Patricius
since 1999-07-05
Posts 10750
Glen Hope, PA USA
4 posted 1999-11-10 12:29 PM


LOL
Ohme
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since 1999-07-17
Posts 816
Texas
5 posted 1999-11-10 03:17 PM


Thanks, Justin! I needed a good laugh.

ROFL

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A.Vertysing
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since 1999-11-10
Posts 3
Dolgeville,N.Y.U.S.
6 posted 1999-11-10 05:16 PM


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Bashful
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since 1999-10-22
Posts 28

7 posted 1999-11-10 05:26 PM


*Forcing myself to come forward*
II..I want to offer,
My unsolicited help.
*fumbling with my hands in my pockets*
I wouldn't want this place to go.
I finally found a friend.
Nursy dear has treated me well.
I never want it to end.
*playing with my fingers*
You'll have to tell me what to do.
To catch the wasscally wabbit.
I'm not so brave, timid yet.
*knees knocking together*
But I want to help, dagnabit.

Nurse Crachet
Member
since 1999-09-27
Posts 318
They know where I am!
8 posted 1999-11-13 07:08 PM


Have no fear
everyone in here
I've found someone
who can get things done.
You've all looked high and low
but all along I've been in the know
of where he was and when he would surface.
Now I present the Wizard to all in this place





[This message has been edited by Nurse Crachet (edited 11-13-1999).]

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