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Marvin's Warning

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Justin Appropriate
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since 11-09-1999
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Just South of No Where


0 posted 11-10-1999 01:58 AM       View Profile for Justin Appropriate   Email Justin Appropriate   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Justin Appropriate

Heed this warning from your ol' bud,
Yah dats wite, good ol' Elmer Fudd.
See I have a fwiend who's not fwom here.
Who pwans on making earth dissappear.

And you can bet your wucky stars
He know who alls of us ares.
But here's da secret, just don't blab it,
Marvin da Martian hates dat wabbit.

So my fwiends, I appeal to you,
Sylvester, Tweetie, Yosemite Sam too...
Help twap dis wascally wabbit pwease,
To keep dat gween spaceman appeased.

Cuz he told me dat his way gun was woaded.
And alls of us would be expwoded.
Unwess we get Bugs, for what it's worth,
He pwans on bwoing up pwanet earth.


Justin A.

{alias: Elmer Fudd}



[This message has been edited by Justin Appropriate (edited 11-10-1999).]
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Watcher666
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since 10-13-1999
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1 posted 11-10-1999 04:36 AM       View Profile for Watcher666   Email Watcher666   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Watcher666's Home Page   View IP for Watcher666

Too cute!!

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Pepper
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2 posted 11-10-1999 08:22 AM       View Profile for Pepper   Email Pepper   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Pepper

'S'......
X Angel
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since 11-07-1999
Posts 1592
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3 posted 11-10-1999 09:14 AM       View Profile for X Angel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for X Angel

Rofl!

you're too much
X
hoot_owl_rn
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since 07-05-99
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Glen Hope, PA USA


4 posted 11-10-1999 12:29 PM       View Profile for hoot_owl_rn   Email hoot_owl_rn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit hoot_owl_rn's Home Page   View IP for hoot_owl_rn

LOL
Ohme
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since 07-17-99
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5 posted 11-10-1999 03:17 PM       View Profile for Ohme   Email Ohme   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Ohme

Thanks, Justin! I needed a good laugh.

ROFL

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A.Vertysing
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6 posted 11-10-1999 05:16 PM       View Profile for A.Vertysing   Email A.Vertysing   Edit/Delete Message     View IP for A.Vertysing

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Bashful
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since 10-22-1999
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7 posted 11-10-1999 05:26 PM       View Profile for Bashful   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Bashful

*Forcing myself to come forward*
II..I want to offer,
My unsolicited help.
*fumbling with my hands in my pockets*
I wouldn't want this place to go.
I finally found a friend.
Nursy dear has treated me well.
I never want it to end.
*playing with my fingers*
You'll have to tell me what to do.
To catch the wasscally wabbit.
I'm not so brave, timid yet.
*knees knocking together*
But I want to help, dagnabit.
Nurse Crachet
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since 09-27-1999
Posts 321
They know where I am!


8 posted 11-13-1999 07:08 PM       View Profile for Nurse Crachet   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Nurse Crachet

Have no fear
everyone in here
I've found someone
who can get things done.
You've all looked high and low
but all along I've been in the know
of where he was and when he would surface.
Now I present the Wizard to all in this place





[This message has been edited by Nurse Crachet (edited 11-13-1999).]
 
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