Elmer Fudd's Carrot Patch
Hey Bashful, fella, what's da deal
I t'ought dey pwomised you a meal
A wucious feast to make you fat
But yaw still waitin'- what's wit dat?
A wubba woom dey pwomised me
And den dey say no wooms are fwee
So many pwomises dey make
But weally all dey do is take.
Dey are da ones dat make us nuts
I tink we all should sue doze butts
I have dis weal good lawya guy
And all of us can spwit da pie.
We'll wule this pwace and dat's a fact
And pwove dat d'ere da ones dat's cwacked
So Bashful, boy, what do ya say
Ya wanna help me make 'em pay?
We'll teach dem all a ting aw two
Faw messin' 'wound wit me and you
I'll spwit wit you dis wucious cawwot
'Cause I am such a weal sweet wabbit.
I'm Justin Thyme to fix dis pwace
But need yaw help, boy, Justin Kace
Dey send dat mean ol' Nu'sie Cwatchet
Ta twy ta whack me wit dat hatchet.
I know dey all wuve wabbit stew
I have no wecauss but ta sue
Justin Conceivable's dis pwace
Discwedit to da human wace.
yeeeennnt...what's up, Doc?