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Come 'n' Git Me Guys!

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Bugs Bunny
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since 11-05-1999
Posts 28
Elmer Fudd's Carrot Patch


0 posted 11-09-1999 09:35 PM       View Profile for Bugs Bunny   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Bugs Bunny

Hey Bashful, fella, what's da deal
I t'ought dey pwomised you a meal
A wucious feast to make you fat
But yaw still waitin'- what's wit dat?

A wubba woom dey pwomised me
And den dey say no wooms are fwee
So many pwomises dey make
But weally all dey do is take.

Dey are da ones dat make us nuts
I tink we all should sue doze butts
I have dis weal good lawya guy
And all of us can spwit da pie.

We'll wule this pwace and dat's a fact
And pwove dat d'ere da ones dat's cwacked
So Bashful, boy, what do ya say
Ya wanna help me make 'em pay?

We'll teach dem all a ting aw two
Faw messin' 'wound wit me and you
I'll spwit wit you dis wucious cawwot
'Cause I am such a weal sweet wabbit.

I'm Justin Thyme to fix dis pwace
But need yaw help, boy, Justin Kace
Dey send dat mean ol' Nu'sie Cwatchet
Ta twy ta whack me wit dat hatchet.

I know dey all wuve wabbit stew
I have no wecauss but ta sue
Justin Conceivable's dis pwace
Discwedit to da human wace.




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hoot_owl_rn
Member Patricius
since 07-05-99
Posts 11105
Glen Hope, PA USA


1 posted 11-09-1999 11:22 PM       View Profile for hoot_owl_rn   Email hoot_owl_rn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit hoot_owl_rn's Home Page   View IP for hoot_owl_rn

Laughing here
Denise
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since 08-22-99
Posts 23002


2 posted 11-09-1999 11:26 PM       View Profile for Denise   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Denise

This Bunny hunt is exhausting!

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Denise

Sally S.
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since 06-07-99
Posts 887
Ohio


3 posted 11-09-1999 11:31 PM       View Profile for Sally S.   Email Sally S.   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Sally S.

too funny..this must have taken some time. Whew!
Justin Appropriate
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since 11-09-1999
Posts 6
Just South of No Where


4 posted 11-10-1999 12:33 AM       View Profile for Justin Appropriate   Email Justin Appropriate   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Justin Appropriate

Oooo I'll get you yey you wascally wabbit!
Just you wait!



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Justin A.
Bugs Bunny
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5 posted 11-10-1999 12:40 AM       View Profile for Bugs Bunny   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Bugs Bunny



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Justin Conceivable
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since 10-16-1999
Posts 16


6 posted 11-10-1999 12:43 AM       View Profile for Justin Conceivable   Email Justin Conceivable   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Justin Conceivable

Oh my GAWD I'm gonna pee my pants LOL
I never laughed so hard. No where's Elmer Fudd?
I was Justin THYME to read this, I think this is Justin Appropriate, and Justin Conceivable!!!!
Justin Kace I don't see ya all soon
remember one poem is never Justine Nuff

J.Conceivable
Watcher666
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since 10-13-1999
Posts 1630


7 posted 11-10-1999 04:25 AM       View Profile for Watcher666   Email Watcher666   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Watcher666's Home Page   View IP for Watcher666

LOL.

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Bashful
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since 10-22-1999
Posts 28


8 posted 11-10-1999 05:10 PM       View Profile for Bashful   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Bashful

You wacally wabbit,
I must decline.
(rubbing my toe in the dirt and hanging my head)
The nursy is real sublime.
She feed me good, my tummy's full.
Now please stop feeding me such bull.
You told me first you would not share.
Now you think that I'm a square.
I have a job and nursy is cute.
(blushing fire engine red)
How can I become a brute?
I gave you an answer you will not like.
Oh well, now I'll go and fly my kite.
A.Vertysing
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since 11-10-1999
Posts 3
Dolgeville,N.Y.U.S.


9 posted 11-10-1999 05:23 PM       View Profile for A.Vertysing   Email A.Vertysing   Edit/Delete Message     View IP for A.Vertysing

Ad. here,

Paranoid? delusional?
Do little things make you tense?
When really was the last time
What you wrote made sense?

Do the smallest hallucinations
Interfere with your routine?
Do aliens visit often
And are they blue instead of green

Well hesitate no longer
For just ten cents a day
You can purge those inner demons
With all new "Schiz-O-Way"

No messy applicators
Safe and fun to use
You show us the green
And we'll chase away your blues

Another quality product from: "Psych-Co."

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This space for rent
Bugs Bunny
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since 11-05-1999
Posts 28
Elmer Fudd's Carrot Patch


10 posted 11-10-1999 09:52 PM       View Profile for Bugs Bunny   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Bugs Bunny

To: Bashful

I can't bewieve you tink she's cute
Da dwagon of dis institute?
I twuly am yaw onwy fwiend
But go ahead, pway make pwetend.

I weally won't wose any sweep
If she's da company you keep
So when yaw tummy sta'ts to wumble
Wemembah me dis Bunny humble.

I weally twied to be yaw fwiend
But you just pwoved dat in de end
Yaw weally just a cwazy loon
Not weally kind to dis sweet 'Toon.

Yawl soon hea' fwom dat lawya guy
And I ain't spwittin any pie.



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Bugs Bunny
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since 11-05-1999
Posts 28
Elmer Fudd's Carrot Patch


11 posted 11-10-1999 10:16 PM       View Profile for Bugs Bunny   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Bugs Bunny

Hey Addy Boy (aw maybe Doc?)
Ya got some pills dat pack a sock?
Dese cwazies make me vewwry tense
I need some help to hop dis fence
I weally don't twust dat ol'Cwatchet
She smiles at dat widdle hatchet
I know she's tinkin wabbit stew
So what's a bunny boy ta do?
I have ta sneak away fwom heah
Oh can you help me Doctah deah?


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Dr.Moose1
Member Elite
since 09-05-99
Posts 3505
Bewilderment , USA


12 posted 11-11-1999 03:52 PM       View Profile for Dr.Moose1   Email Dr.Moose1   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dr.Moose1

It seems we may have run our course
Don't put your money on one dark horse
Perhaps we'll see some more stuff yet
The 'stute will live on this I'll bet

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Sometimes nonsense isn't .
Bugs Bunny
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since 11-05-1999
Posts 28
Elmer Fudd's Carrot Patch


13 posted 11-12-1999 07:53 PM       View Profile for Bugs Bunny   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Bugs Bunny

We now have found a bwand new sweety
A yellow bird, her name is Tweety
A sweety pie she is da best
Much fwendwier dan all da west
She's sane wike me and not a loon
She just awwived and none too soon
Of all da Toonies in dis 'stute
She weally is da one most cute
She knows da scoop and she can whyme
Her widdle heart out Justin Thyme
To entahtain da folks at Passions
So now I'll go and eat my wations
But Justin Kace I hop away
Wit Tweety Bird you still can pway.

...Excuse me now 'cause meanie Cwatchet
Is pwannin soon my head to bash it
And I'm not fonda wabbit stew
So to da 'stute I bid adieu
I'll be back to visit often
But faw now dis bunny's hoppin.

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Tweety
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since 11-10-1999
Posts 27
stute, of insanity, Passions t


14 posted 11-12-1999 08:16 PM       View Profile for Tweety   Edit/Delete Message     View IP for Tweety

I gotta Puddy Tat, I gotta Puddy Tat.

 
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