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I Can Golf Better Than They Can!

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Toerag
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0 posted 11-09-1999 12:22 PM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Toerag

When it comes to golf,
Poor Toerag really stinks,
But there's four that are worse,
Or at least I think.

There's Monica Lewinsky,
And also O.J. Simpson,
Little Teddy Kennedy,
And our Prez slick Willie Clinton.

Why you ask?
I'll tell you why,
It's surely true,
I will not lie.

Monica's a hooker,
O.J. is a slicer,
Clinton can't remember which holes he's played,
Ted can't "drive" over water!
© Copyright 1999 Toerag - All Rights Reserved
Iloveit
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1 posted 11-09-1999 12:24 PM       View Profile for Iloveit   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Iloveit

ROFG.......oh oh oh ROFG......too cute
hoot_owl_rn
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2 posted 11-09-1999 12:25 PM       View Profile for hoot_owl_rn   Email hoot_owl_rn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit hoot_owl_rn's Home Page   View IP for hoot_owl_rn

LOL

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suthern
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3 posted 11-09-1999 12:28 PM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

Oh, gosh, Toe... do you know how very unladylike it is for me to snort???? LOL. Especially when I'm supposed to be doing dull, boring, absolutely unamusing work??? This is great!! Thanks for the grins!
Seymour Tabin
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4 posted 11-09-1999 12:49 PM       View Profile for Seymour Tabin   Email Seymour Tabin   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Seymour Tabin

Toe,
Well you got one for the money
And one for the show,
One to get teddy
And the other I know.
Pepper
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5 posted 11-09-1999 01:40 PM       View Profile for Pepper   Email Pepper   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Pepper

The best yet Toe..I'm ROFL and ROFL and ROFL and 'I CAN'T GET UP'!!!!......

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6 posted 11-09-1999 01:43 PM       View Profile for Marge Tindal   Email Marge Tindal   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Marge Tindal's Home Page   View IP for Marge Tindal

Toe ... this is soooooooooo funny !
I'm sitting here laughing at the monitor and my boss thinks I just love my work !
My office overlooks a golf course and I think I just saw the foursome playing through.
Monica kind of waved and said to tell you, "How CADDY !"

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7 posted 11-09-1999 02:31 PM       View Profile for Balladeer   Email Balladeer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Balladeer's Home Page   View IP for Balladeer

Well, Monica and Willie boy were in a tournament
Playing there as partners in a charity event.
They got down to the final hole and they were in the lead
For Monica to make a 3-inch putt was
all that they would need.

She missed the putt. As a result, they lost the tournament.
Bill took her arms and shook her as they left the scorer's tent.
"How could you miss that putt?! Why, it was shorter than my willy!"
"I know", she smiled, "but it was quite a bit much harder, silly!"
Toerag
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8 posted 11-09-1999 02:37 PM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

Well done Mr. Balladeer....I'd say, "Par for the course"....LOL
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9 posted 11-09-1999 02:59 PM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

ROFL... somehow I knew that Balladeer wouldn't pass up a golf poem! LOL.

Thanks for the grins, guys...
Martie
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10 posted 11-09-1999 04:23 PM       View Profile for Martie   Email Martie   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Martie's Home Page   View IP for Martie

Toe you are something. You sure do know how to make me smile, no laugh.
Marilyn
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11 posted 11-09-1999 05:59 PM       View Profile for Marilyn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Marilyn

ROTFL....just can't type right now...thanks for the laugh my friend.
Aurora's Fire
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12 posted 11-09-1999 06:08 PM       View Profile for Aurora's Fire   Email Aurora's Fire   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Aurora's Fire

*ROFLMAO* very clever!
Denise
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13 posted 11-09-1999 11:33 PM       View Profile for Denise   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Denise

Hillarious!

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Sally S.
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14 posted 11-09-1999 11:38 PM       View Profile for Sally S.   Email Sally S.   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Sally S.

geesh...you guys are too much! LOL
WhtDove
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15 posted 11-09-1999 11:43 PM       View Profile for WhtDove   Email WhtDove   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit WhtDove's Home Page   View IP for WhtDove

Thanks for the smiles Toe! Great poem and very funny it was. Balladeer right upside ya too.
X Angel
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16 posted 11-10-1999 12:52 AM       View Profile for X Angel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for X Angel

~SSSSSMMMMOOOKKKIIIIIIIIIN!!!~



~X~

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Watcher666
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17 posted 11-10-1999 04:31 AM       View Profile for Watcher666   Email Watcher666   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Watcher666's Home Page   View IP for Watcher666

ROFLMAO...Too funny!

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18 posted 11-13-1999 06:21 PM       View Profile for Tweety   Edit/Delete Message     View IP for Tweety

Weally wiked dis one. Made me fall outta me nest.



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Alwye
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19 posted 11-13-1999 09:31 PM       View Profile for Alwye   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Alwye

LOL, this is great!

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*Krista Knutson*

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