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I Can Golf Better Than They Can!
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I Can Golf Better Than They Can! |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
When it comes to golf, Poor Toerag really stinks, But there's four that are worse, Or at least I think. There's Monica Lewinsky, And also O.J. Simpson, Little Teddy Kennedy, And our Prez slick Willie Clinton. Why you ask? I'll tell you why, It's surely true, I will not lie. Monica's a hooker, O.J. is a slicer, Clinton can't remember which holes he's played, Ted can't "drive" over water! |
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Iloveit Senior Member
since 1999-09-02
Posts 1121NM |
ROFG.......oh oh oh ROFG......too cute |
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hoot_owl_rn Member Patricius
since 1999-07-05
Posts 10750Glen Hope, PA USA |
LOL ------------------ Alis volat propriis (She flies with her own wings) |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
Oh, gosh, Toe... do you know how very unladylike it is for me to snort???? LOL. Especially when I'm supposed to be doing dull, boring, absolutely unamusing work??? This is great!! Thanks for the grins! |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
Toe, Well you got one for the money And one for the show, One to get teddy And the other I know. |
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Pepper Member Elite
since 1999-08-19
Posts 3079Southern Florida |
The best yet Toe..I'm ROFL and ROFL and ROFL and 'I CAN'T GET UP'!!!!...... ------------------ A soul that writes from the heart and shares it, truly gives a gift extraordinaire! |
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Marge Tindal
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
Toe ... this is soooooooooo funny ! I'm sitting here laughing at the monitor and my boss thinks I just love my work ! My office overlooks a golf course and I think I just saw the foursome playing through. Monica kind of waved and said to tell you, "How CADDY !" ------------------ ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ noles1@totcon.com |
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Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Well, Monica and Willie boy were in a tournament Playing there as partners in a charity event. They got down to the final hole and they were in the lead For Monica to make a 3-inch putt was all that they would need. She missed the putt. As a result, they lost the tournament. Bill took her arms and shook her as they left the scorer's tent. "How could you miss that putt?! Why, it was shorter than my willy!" "I know", she smiled, "but it was quite a bit much harder, silly!" |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Well done Mr. Balladeer....I'd say, "Par for the course"....LOL |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
ROFL... somehow I knew that Balladeer wouldn't pass up a golf poem! LOL. Thanks for the grins, guys...  |
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Martie
Moderator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049California |
Toe you are something. You sure do know how to make me smile, no laugh. |
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Marilyn Member Elite
since 1999-09-26
Posts 2621Ontario, Canada |
ROTFL....just can't type right now...thanks for the laugh my friend. |
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Aurora's Fire Junior Member
since 1999-11-07
Posts 28Oshawa, Ontario, Canada |
*ROFLMAO* very clever! |
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Denise
Moderator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
Hillarious! ------------------ Denise |
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Sally S. Senior Member
since 1999-06-07
Posts 847Ohio |
geesh...you guys are too much! LOL |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
Thanks for the smiles Toe! Great poem and very funny it was. Balladeer right upside ya too. |
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X Angel Senior Member
since 1999-11-07
Posts 1521Oregon |
~SSSSSMMMMOOOKKKIIIIIIIIIN!!!~  ~X~ ------------------ "We have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night" (Tombstone epitaph of two amateur astronomers) |
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Watcher666 Senior Member
since 1999-10-13
Posts 1606 |
ROFLMAO...Too funny! ------------------ Illusion...what we see and what we do...it's all up to you. |
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Tweety Junior Member
since 1999-11-10
Posts 26stute, of insanity, Passions to be more |
Weally wiked dis one. Made me fall outta me nest.  [This message has been edited by Tweety (edited 11-14-1999).] |
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Alwye
Moderator
Member Elite
since 1999-06-16
Posts 3850In the space between moments |
LOL, this is great! ------------------ *Krista Knutson* "To be great is to be misunderstood...." - Ralph Waldo Emerson |
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