Bewilderment , USA
Our teacher's off for surgery, we wish him all the best.
"Miraculous recovery", we'll settle for nothing less.
A thought has just occurred to me, to wecome Michael back,
let's throw the man a jubilee, a workshop sneak attack.
I'll hire a couple strippers as lap dances are great sport.
They'll decorate the place right up, those Lauderdale escorts.
Spare no expense my pipster friends, such talent is on me,
I'll just read them a couple lines and they'll all work for free.
What else? Oh yeah, I bet I know, to get him in the pink,
we'll get the man a couple tats, some real Miami ink!
A big one that says " I love Mom" or maybe even "Moose"
Location? As they say three times, I vote for the caboose!
And leave us not forget my friends that once he gets back home.
A grading will be meted out on our "vacation" poems.
I'm hoping that the dancing girls influence mine somewhat,
and that all grades are handed out before he sees his butt!