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Dr.Moose1
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since 1999-09-05
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Bewilderment , USA

0 posted 2008-10-16 04:31 PM


When I could use the help all you guys disappear,
(Quiet down in the head, we'll pretend we're not here)
The one time that I ask for one thing out of you!
(Is the time you can go take a crap in your shoe!)

Oh, I see how it is, well guess what all you bums
( man, this "Doc" guy's so nuts he has redefined dumb!)
If you don't cut that out I'll go take some more meds.
(Par-tay time! Hey you guys did you hear what he said?)

Oh you think it's all fun, I'll show you who's the boss!
(Go ahead Dr. Doof, it's your memory loss.)
Well then maybe I'll just mix a couple stiff drinks,
(Did you catch that one gang, man I like how he thinks!)

What the heck since you all haven't done that much wrong,
it's my treat guys, Salute' ( Man , what took you so long?)

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Lumpy oatmeal makes me crazy!
1 posted 2008-10-16 06:04 PM


Damn, you made me laugh and I want whatever you are having.

A

Oklahoma Rose
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since 2008-02-28
Posts 1586
Oklahoma USA
2 posted 2008-10-16 06:10 PM


Can I have a little bit of what you are having, too, Doc?
Dr.Moose1
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3 posted 2008-10-17 11:28 AM


Alison,
Thanks, heck, if I made one person laugh then this is a rousing success and the world a better place for it.
Doc

Oklahoma Rose,
Sure, why not. "Barkeep, drinks all around,
manhattens, rocks, twist, if you please sir and keep 'em comin'.
Doc

Balladeer
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4 posted 2008-10-17 02:33 PM


oncw again you have taken my serious lesson and made a moosery of it....thank God!

May your wit never fail you, mooseman

Dr.Moose1
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Bewilderment , USA
5 posted 2008-10-18 04:03 PM


Balladeer,
Thanks, but, I'm afraid you're a little late and missed it by half.
Doc

ken206573
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since 2008-10-14
Posts 487

6 posted 2008-10-18 05:05 PM


once again your poem blows me away. it's so funny, just what the doctor ordered. hop to hear evening more of your delights


Dr.Moose1
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7 posted 2008-10-20 06:49 AM


ken,
Thank you.
Doc


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