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Dr.Moose1
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since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448
Bewilderment , USA

0 posted 2001-03-14 04:11 PM


I hate snow though it's fluffy and white
and to some it's a wonderful sight
I'll give it no respect
'cause it's up to my neck
on a moose that's a pretty good height !

I hate snow it's no fun anymore
I came home and could not find the door
though I know it's still here
this crap's up to my ears
I'll go nut's if we get one flake more !

I hate snow with a passion it's true
I think maybe I'm coming un-glued
never was wrapped too tight
now 'neath all of this white
lost my marbles and quite a few screws !

If I told you I would be in dutch
'cause they bleep out those words with the touch
of a button it seems
so instead I'll just scream
I HATE SNOW ! , AHH ! , AHHH ! , AHHHHH ! , that's how much !

Editor's note :
Dr. Moose , last known address ,Bewilderment USA ( this years snowfall 170" inches and rising ) , is currently undergoing treatment for a variety of mental disorders . Please be patient , we expect to have him good as new by mid July , about the time the snow melts .

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Nan
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since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191
Cape Cod Massachusetts USA
1 posted 2001-03-18 08:10 PM


I have also had quite enough snow
All that slushiness really must go
Just let it be spring
With the flowers it brings
Of course then the grass I won't mow...

Munda
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since 1999-10-08
Posts 3544
The Hague, The Netherlands
2 posted 2001-03-19 03:15 PM


ROFL! I guess it may be best for you the 'Stute returns. Seems you're falling apart! I'll see what I can do for you Doc... otherwise take some of those pink pills... yeah, right there in your bag.
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