Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA
Yes, well, we got our fannies beat.
The boys came home in full retreat
But those Seminoles got such a scare
I hear they changed their underwear!
Miami came at 2 -2
There chance for glory pretty through
While FSU, with their big guns,
In this whole land were number one.
What happened? Well, I have to laugh
The 'Canes controlled the whole first half!
Those little boys from U of M
Just ran the dickens out of them.
Old Bobby has a memory
Of things the way they used to be
When U of M won every fight.
He hates to hear the words "Wide right!"
At the half, he took his team aside
And vowed to commit suicide
If they would blow another one
The way that they had always done.
That's how they won...to save their coach
That Bobby has a slick approach
He would have died in misery
If they'd not pulled out victory.
But I must say, I'm on their side
Our other teams have all but died
So, Margie, you can count on me
To cheer you on to victory.
Just beat those Gators...pretty please
And bring that Spurrier to his knees
Or else we'll see the Seminoles
Playing in the Felon Bowl!