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Oh No(They Have Found Us)

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Dr.Moose1
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since 09-05-99
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Bewilderment , USA


0 posted 11-08-1999 07:22 PM       View Profile for Dr.Moose1   Email Dr.Moose1   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Dr.Moose1

From: A. Vertyser

My name is A. Vertyser
But you can call me Ad
If you thought that you could hide in here
You must be completely mad

While you were busy painting
And playing connect the dots
I was busy collecting data
On all you sick cumquats

I see a growing market here
So I've put my best team on it
They'll not only tell you what to like
But how and when you want it

They've got it all these boys of mine
From "Commercials Chic" to "Down Home Cute"
So stay "Tooned" for an important message
They're coming to to the 'stute

No more generic products
You'll be going all brand name
From this day forth(trust me there ducks)
Things will never be the same

I've noticed a certain pattern here
It's becomming increasingly clear
There's no need for a frontal attack
We'll just bring up the rear

We've got lotions and ointments
And pills of all kinds
They'll take years off of your butts
And loads off of your minds

So now that I know you
It will work out fine
I can't wait to observe
This month's bottom line

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Sometimes nonsense isn't .



[This message has been edited by Dr.Moose1 (edited 11-08-1999).]
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Bugs Bunny
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since 11-05-1999
Posts 28
Elmer Fudd's Carrot Patch


1 posted 11-08-1999 08:13 PM       View Profile for Bugs Bunny   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Bugs Bunny

Oh, goody, goody, da excitin world of advewtisin is comin to da 'stute? Dat's a wewief! Maybe tings will impwove awound dis pwace! Hey Moosey, did ya check out my notice to da Justins? I dont tink anybody got da weal message...what do you tink?
Did I twick em all?

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yeeeennnt...what's up, Doc?
Watcher666
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since 10-13-1999
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2 posted 11-09-1999 01:57 PM       View Profile for Watcher666   Email Watcher666   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Watcher666's Home Page   View IP for Watcher666

Cute!

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Illusion...what we see and what we do...it's all up to you.
Dr.Moose1
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3 posted 11-09-1999 04:04 PM       View Profile for Dr.Moose1   Email Dr.Moose1   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dr.Moose1

Dear Bugs,
I must have missed that missive major
Sure seems silly saying so
Meandering minds make many mistakes
Goofily grinning at gaffes as they go

Secret sayings slithering silently
Within your verse are twined
Significant spellings seldom sighted
By this one of feeble mind

Sagaciously scripted silliness
Successfully slip-streaming south
Readily reveals relevant ramblings
More masterfully masked by mouth

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Sometimes nonsense isn't .

[This message has been edited by Dr.Moose1 (edited 11-09-1999).]
Dr.Moose1
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Bewilderment , USA


4 posted 11-09-1999 06:23 PM       View Profile for Dr.Moose1   Email Dr.Moose1   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dr.Moose1

I didn't want to let him in
For this thirty second spot
But you should've seen the wad of cash
Man, was that alot

Besides , everybody's on the take
It's even in our schools
Money talks and B.S. walks
Think me not a fool

I did it all for your collective good
So before you lynch me listen here
Put down that rope you peckerwoods
Toe , break out the beer!

I spent it all on the institute
Really , every bit
Speech lessons for Porky Pig
Don't ya hate it when he spits?

More paints for all the artists
And brushes of every size
Canvas stacked up to the ceiling
Put down that axe you guys !

They've completed renovations
On the old East wing
With new living quarters for all you toons
And all the baggage you can bring

It really went a long ,long way
I got something for everyone
I even bought pharmaceutical stock
So we get our meds now by the ton

But there's just one thing that concerns me
About Ad that boorish lout
Now that I've let him in here
Can we ever get him out ?

THIS SPACE FOR RENT


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Sometimes nonsense isn't .

[This message has been edited by Dr.Moose1 (edited 11-09-1999).]
 
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