Bewilderment , USA
I didn't want to let him in
For this thirty second spot
But you should've seen the wad of cash
Man, was that alot
Besides , everybody's on the take
It's even in our schools
Money talks and B.S. walks
Think me not a fool
I did it all for your collective good
So before you lynch me listen here
Put down that rope you peckerwoods
Toe , break out the beer!
I spent it all on the institute
Really , every bit
Speech lessons for Porky Pig
Don't ya hate it when he spits?
More paints for all the artists
And brushes of every size
Canvas stacked up to the ceiling
Put down that axe you guys !
They've completed renovations
On the old East wing
With new living quarters for all you toons
And all the baggage you can bring
It really went a long ,long way
I got something for everyone
I even bought pharmaceutical stock
So we get our meds now by the ton
But there's just one thing that concerns me
About Ad that boorish lout
Now that I've let him in here
Can we ever get him out ?
THIS SPACE FOR RENT
Sometimes nonsense isn't .
[This message has been edited by Dr.Moose1 (edited 11-09-1999).]