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Toerag
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0 posted 11-08-1999 10:39 AM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Toerag

Two women came to see King Sol,
With this guy in a three piece suit,
Seems that they were arguing,
And the King'd know what to do.

Lady One said this handsome guy,
Promised to marry her daughter,
Lady Two said that's a lie,
"It's my daughter he sought after."

The King demanded they shut up,
Told his guard to bring his sword,
"I shall cut this man in two-
I'll give half to both you whores."

Lady one said, "Oh dear Sire,
Don't spill his innocent blood,"
Lady Two said, "Go ahead!,
He's just a no-good dud!"

Wise old Sol decided,
He should marry daughter number two,
"Because you fit the "mother-in-law" role,
And he deserves one just like you!"
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suthern
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1 posted 11-08-1999 10:50 AM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

OUCH!!! What an update on an old controversy... and I see Solomon didn't lose his wisdom... ROFL... I love this, Toe!
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2 posted 11-08-1999 10:53 AM       View Profile for Marilyn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Marilyn

A new twist on an old tale...Lmao. Great telling my friend.
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3 posted 11-08-1999 11:02 AM       View Profile for Watcher666   Email Watcher666   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Watcher666's Home Page   View IP for Watcher666

ROFLMAO!!

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Toerag
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4 posted 11-08-1999 11:58 AM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

Then, after King Solomon decided to spare old Balladeer, he ended up spending all his time killin' bugs. He's rich and famous now, I won't say he lived happily ever after, but he does write some very fine poetry now and then.

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5 posted 11-08-1999 02:00 PM       View Profile for RainbowGirl   Email RainbowGirl   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit RainbowGirl's Home Page   View IP for RainbowGirl

Thanks for the smiles Darling.. I think there's a moral there as well..*g*

HUSG

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Toerag
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Well dear Rainbow...yanno I'm just chock full of "morals".....LOL....Thanks
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7 posted 11-08-1999 02:27 PM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

You're chock full of something, that's fershure! LOL. And I'm ROFL again... I didn't realize this was Balladeer's biography! *G*
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8 posted 11-08-1999 07:09 PM       View Profile for Munda   Email Munda   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Munda's Home Page   View IP for Munda

LOL, Loved it Toerag. What a wonderful mind you have. : )
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9 posted 11-08-1999 07:13 PM       View Profile for caroline   Email caroline   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for caroline

Can't stop laughing...Toe you are something else!

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You are a real scream, Toe! Keep 'em comin'!

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Ah, the tragedies of love, Toe. Of course, I think you saved lady number one from a terrible fate. Cute
 
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