Ala bam a
Two women came to see King Sol,
With this guy in a three piece suit,
Seems that they were arguing,
And the King'd know what to do.
Lady One said this handsome guy,
Promised to marry her daughter,
Lady Two said that's a lie,
"It's my daughter he sought after."
The King demanded they shut up,
Told his guard to bring his sword,
"I shall cut this man in two-
I'll give half to both you whores."
Lady one said, "Oh dear Sire,
Don't spill his innocent blood,"
Lady Two said, "Go ahead!,
He's just a no-good dud!"
Wise old Sol decided,
He should marry daughter number two,
"Because you fit the "mother-in-law" role,
And he deserves one just like you!"