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James Bond

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Patrick B
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0 posted 11-08-1999 07:20 AM       View Profile for Patrick B   Email Patrick B   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Patrick B

Ok today I'm going to be James Bond,
not by trick or magic wand,
I have a date with Dr No,
I'm sorry but he has to go,
world domination is a crime,
I'll bring him in,he'll do the time,
Next stop is that one called Jaws,
He should learn,we do have laws,
Of course I'll call on Miss Moneypenny,
just another girl,oh so many,
I'll have my exploding chewing gum,
You know those guards,they're so dumb,
then of course theirs Octopussy,
She's an evil brazen hussy,
When the time comes I'll take her out,
My laser watch is always about,
So I have a boss called M,
She really does know her men,
Just got a call from headquarters,
Someone kidnapped Bill clinton and his daughter,
Piece of cake,it'll be a breeze,
Once I find those damn car keys.



[This message has been edited by Patrick B (edited 11-08-1999).]
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Toerag
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1 posted 11-08-1999 07:53 AM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

Nice idea, witty poem here!....Wouldn't it be nice to be James Bond though?....Geeesch! Cars, beautiful wimmin, neat gadgets, wimmin, money, wimmin....etc. etc......He and I are alot alike yanno?......Take away the great looks, the fancy cars, all the nekkid women trying to bed him, the money...We're almost identical!!! (Two arms, two legs, two eyes, etc. etc.......)

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Patrick B
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2 posted 11-08-1999 08:02 AM       View Profile for Patrick B   Email Patrick B   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Patrick B

they don't call me 007 for nuttin,come to think of it they don't call me 007
Balladeer
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3 posted 11-08-1999 09:06 AM       View Profile for Balladeer   Email Balladeer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Balladeer's Home Page   View IP for Balladeer

Very clever, Patrick. We can use a little wit around here. Well, we got Toe but he only counts for half. Don't worry, Toerag. You may not be James Bond but I heard you were a little "Q"! See ya.
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4 posted 11-08-1999 09:19 AM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

ROFL... @ poem and responses! *G* Well done, Patrick... and welcome!
Watcher666
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5 posted 11-08-1999 10:55 AM       View Profile for Watcher666   Email Watcher666   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Watcher666's Home Page   View IP for Watcher666

LOL....loved this!!

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Denise
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6 posted 11-08-1999 09:36 PM       View Profile for Denise   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Denise

This is cute, James, er, Patrick! I enjoyed the read!

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7 posted 11-08-1999 09:41 PM       View Profile for Ohme   Email Ohme   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Ohme

Cute Patrick, I like thinking what if!
Seymour Tabin
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8 posted 11-08-1999 09:45 PM       View Profile for Seymour Tabin   Email Seymour Tabin   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Seymour Tabin

Patrick B,
Witty and well done.
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