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Patrick B
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0 posted 1999-11-08 07:20 AM


Ok today I'm going to be James Bond,
not by trick or magic wand,
I have a date with Dr No,
I'm sorry but he has to go,
world domination is a crime,
I'll bring him in,he'll do the time,
Next stop is that one called Jaws,
He should learn,we do have laws,
Of course I'll call on Miss Moneypenny,
just another girl,oh so many,
I'll have my exploding chewing gum,
You know those guards,they're so dumb,
then of course theirs Octopussy,
She's an evil brazen hussy,
When the time comes I'll take her out,
My laser watch is always about,
So I have a boss called M,
She really does know her men,
Just got a call from headquarters,
Someone kidnapped Bill clinton and his daughter,
Piece of cake,it'll be a breeze,
Once I find those damn car keys.



[This message has been edited by Patrick B (edited 11-08-1999).]

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Toerag
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1 posted 1999-11-08 07:53 AM


Nice idea, witty poem here!....Wouldn't it be nice to be James Bond though?....Geeesch! Cars, beautiful wimmin, neat gadgets, wimmin, money, wimmin....etc. etc......He and I are alot alike yanno?......Take away the great looks, the fancy cars, all the nekkid women trying to bed him, the money...We're almost identical!!! (Two arms, two legs, two eyes, etc. etc.......)

[This message has been edited by Toerag (edited 11-08-1999).]

Patrick B
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2 posted 1999-11-08 08:02 AM


they don't call me 007 for nuttin,come to think of it they don't call me 007
Balladeer
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3 posted 1999-11-08 09:06 AM


Very clever, Patrick. We can use a little wit around here. Well, we got Toe but he only counts for half. Don't worry, Toerag. You may not be James Bond but I heard you were a little "Q"! See ya.
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4 posted 1999-11-08 09:19 AM


ROFL... @ poem and responses! *G* Well done, Patrick... and welcome!
Watcher666
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5 posted 1999-11-08 10:55 AM


LOL....loved this!!

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Denise
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6 posted 1999-11-08 09:36 PM


This is cute, James, er, Patrick! I enjoyed the read!

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Ohme
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7 posted 1999-11-08 09:41 PM


Cute Patrick, I like thinking what if!
Seymour Tabin
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Tamarac Fla
8 posted 1999-11-08 09:45 PM


Patrick B,
Witty and well done.

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