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Toerag's Sad Affliction

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Balladeer
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0 posted 11-05-1999 11:44 PM       View Profile for Balladeer   Email Balladeer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions   Click to visit Balladeer's Home Page   View IP for Balladeer

Poor Toerag has a sad affliction
That makes his life a contradiction.
It's really caused him lots of grief
And makes him cry out for relief.

The first letters of words in his mind
Get reversed and intertwined
And, what finally passes through his lips,
Results in some very hilarious quips.

For example Toe really gets flustered
Whenever he orders a dot hog mith wustard
Or a ban of cud or some cop porn
Makes him regret the day he was born.

Docs say there's nothing that can be done.
Old Toe is just stuck and do I have some fun!
I follow him around and..boy! Is it great
Watching that Toerag disintegrate!!

He met with his boss just the other day
Who didn't much like him anyway.
Toe called him a "smart feller", forgetting his quirk..
Now our buddy Toe is looking for work!

So he went to the church where he saw a nun
Whose face had a glow that could outshine the sun.
He thought he said "You have a soulfull of hope"....
He just got a nasty reply from the Pope!!!

But the greatest of all will come later today.
Toe got him a part in an upcoming play.
The play's ROBIN HOOD andI sure wish him luck...
He's playing the part of, hehe, Friar Tuck!
© Copyright 1999 Michael Mack - All Rights Reserved
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1 posted 11-05-1999 11:50 PM       View Profile for WhtDove   Email WhtDove   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit WhtDove's Home Page   View IP for WhtDove

LOL Balladeer! Toe watch out for those tights I hear they bind! hehehe
And you shouldn't call your boss a
"fart smeller" oops, a smart feller? LOL

[This message has been edited by WhtDove (edited 11-05-1999).]
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2 posted 11-05-1999 11:55 PM       View Profile for Systematic Decay   Email Systematic Decay   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Systematic Decay

LMAO!!!!! I HAVEN'T LAUGHED THIS LONG OR HARD IN MONTHS!!!!! COP PORN!!!!!!!!!! I LAUGHED FOR 5 STRAIGHT MINUTES ON THAT!!!!!! WHERE DO YOU COME UP WITH THESE THINGS?

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Thinking is just what a great many people think they are doing when they are merely rearranging their predjudices.


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3 posted 11-05-1999 11:57 PM       View Profile for Julie   Email Julie   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Julie

What a pun fiece Dallabeer. Look what you've started now..Enjoyed.

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4 posted 11-06-1999 01:53 AM       View Profile for Watcher666   Email Watcher666   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Watcher666's Home Page   View IP for Watcher666

ROFL......Poor roetag!

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Illusion...what we see and what we do...it's all up to you.
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5 posted 11-06-1999 02:04 AM       View Profile for Lucie   Email Lucie   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Lucie

High five Balladeer, welcome back my Toe Tag buddy.. heheheh
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6 posted 11-06-1999 02:23 AM       View Profile for Marge Tindal   Email Marge Tindal   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Marge Tindal's Home Page   View IP for Marge Tindal

This is absolutely witticism at it's best.
Way to go. Funny, so fun.

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7 posted 11-06-1999 08:18 AM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

Balladeer, your bravery is absolutely overwhelming. *G* You sneak this little ditty in when you know you have a couple of days head start before Toe returns to read it... and you'd better be using that time wisely! LOL. This is great... thanks for the grins!
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8 posted 11-06-1999 08:28 AM       View Profile for Seymour Tabin   Email Seymour Tabin   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Seymour Tabin

Balladeer,
I know your wit and your giving Toe a fit.
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9 posted 11-06-1999 08:49 AM       View Profile for caroline   Email caroline   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for caroline

~*LOL*~ Just foo tunny!!

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"Tread softly, for I have spread my dreams under your feet"~~William Butler Yeats

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10 posted 11-06-1999 09:59 AM       View Profile for Denise   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Denise

hehehehehehe....poor Toe...he does try so hard!

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11 posted 11-06-1999 04:44 PM       View Profile for Balladeer   Email Balladeer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Balladeer's Home Page   View IP for Balladeer

I'm really glad you all had as much fun reading it as I had writing it. Thank you all.
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12 posted 11-06-1999 07:10 PM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

Beer Dalladeer, This was exceptionally funny.
You're a right fart smella. What else can I say to such wit?.....I'll think of something I'm sure.....Tove, Loerag
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13 posted 11-06-1999 07:16 PM       View Profile for Munda   Email Munda   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Munda's Home Page   View IP for Munda

LOL Loved it !
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14 posted 11-07-1999 12:12 AM       View Profile for suicidal dreams   Email suicidal dreams   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suicidal dreams

Odd little poem here but hillarious none the less

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LOL.....
 
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