Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA
Poor Toerag has a sad affliction
That makes his life a contradiction.
It's really caused him lots of grief
And makes him cry out for relief.
The first letters of words in his mind
Get reversed and intertwined
And, what finally passes through his lips,
Results in some very hilarious quips.
For example Toe really gets flustered
Whenever he orders a dot hog mith wustard
Or a ban of cud or some cop porn
Makes him regret the day he was born.
Docs say there's nothing that can be done.
Old Toe is just stuck and do I have some fun!
I follow him around and..boy! Is it great
Watching that Toerag disintegrate!!
He met with his boss just the other day
Who didn't much like him anyway.
Toe called him a "smart feller", forgetting his quirk..
Now our buddy Toe is looking for work!
So he went to the church where he saw a nun
Whose face had a glow that could outshine the sun.
He thought he said "You have a soulfull of hope"....
He just got a nasty reply from the Pope!!!
But the greatest of all will come later today.
Toe got him a part in an upcoming play.
The play's ROBIN HOOD andI sure wish him luck...
He's playing the part of, hehe, Friar Tuck!