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My Roommates are Cartoons

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Justin Thyme
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0 posted 11-05-1999 12:54 PM       View Profile for Justin Thyme   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Justin Thyme

My Roommates are Cartoons


There was a f-fat p-piggy named P-Porky.
Who looked quite incredibly dorky.
This was no cartoon,
this was a real loon,
who had trouble using a forky.

He got to the 'stute and he stumbled.
He tripped on the stair, then he mumbled,
"I w-want to c-c-ome in!
P-please don't t-t-take my gin!"
But soon with the bottle, he fumbled.

The men in white put on his jacket.
Oh, man, they made plenty of racket!
With me hiding there
behind the big chair,
I watched as they filled out his "packet".

They labeled the p-piggy a loony
and told him he was a cartoony.
They examined his snout
as he screamed, "L-Let me out!
Then they had him blow in the balloony.

When Porky blew a two point 0,
(this pig, he was plastered, you know),
they labeled him "Schitz",
and stifled his fits
with a zap to the head! (I laid low!)

Then in came this Bunny named Bugs,
who proceeded to give us all hugs!
This bunny was wacky,
they gave him his jacky,
and pulled it tight with 3 more tugs.

His ears they were wings on his head
as they carried him off to his bed.
They strapped him right to it,
and I watched 'em do it....
no matter how much that he pled!

When Fudd found out Bugsy was in,
and that Porky was smashed on some gin,
his waughter was manic,
there was quite a panic,
and Elmer gwinned an evil gwin.

"That wascawwy wabbit," he said,
"is cwazy! He's westing in bed!
The piggy's awwested!
The widdle pig's tested
and pwodded and pwobed in his head!"

When Elmer then laughed in my ear,
I almost went deaf, DON'TCHA HEAR!
These hand drawn enigmas
are causing some stigmas,
It's Thyme to get far outa here!

signed,
Justin Thyme
aka Leonardo DaVinci
Artiste Extraordinaire

© Copyright 1999 Justin Thyme - All Rights Reserved
suthern
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1 posted 11-05-1999 01:38 PM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

My roommates are kitty cats
One tuxedo, one jet black
They may pester, but for sure
Love and cuddles I don't lack.
Since every day I can "weally" say
(Don't think my question so absurd!)
"I taught I saw a puddy tat"
Does this mean I am Tweety Bird?
Toerag
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2 posted 11-05-1999 02:33 PM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

LOL to both the poem and the response!!!!
WhtDove
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3 posted 11-05-1999 03:37 PM       View Profile for WhtDove   Email WhtDove   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit WhtDove's Home Page   View IP for WhtDove

ROFL...good one! Have at it Suthern...Go for it. Get that puddy tat, I taw him I deeeed, I deeeeed! heheeh

Love the poem! LOL
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4 posted 11-05-1999 07:02 PM       View Profile for Denise   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Denise

Hillarious!!

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Denise

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5 posted 11-05-1999 09:05 PM       View Profile for Watcher666   Email Watcher666   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Watcher666's Home Page   View IP for Watcher666

LOL...too funny!

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Illusion...what we see and what we do...it's all up to you.
Justin Thyme
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6 posted 11-05-1999 11:59 PM       View Profile for Justin Thyme   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Justin Thyme

:0

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Pepper
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7 posted 11-06-1999 08:00 PM       View Profile for Pepper   Email Pepper   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Pepper

LOL!!

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Toerag
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8 posted 11-06-1999 08:00 PM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

Pepper...these are not "normal" folks like you and me yanno?...Okay, like you yanno?
Justin Consistant
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9 posted 11-06-1999 08:06 PM       View Profile for Justin Consistant   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Justin Consistant

Toerag, could you define normal here for us?
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10 posted 11-06-1999 08:06 PM       View Profile for Denise   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Denise

Normal, maybe not! But oh so funny!!!!

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Denise

Toerag
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11 posted 11-06-1999 08:16 PM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

WEll....me for example? I mean, there are some places some where that I would think people would consider me normal....don't ya agree?
Nurse Crachet
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12 posted 11-06-1999 08:39 PM       View Profile for Nurse Crachet   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Nurse Crachet

We'll consider you to be anything you want to be here at the stute my friend Toerag. Follow me I'll show you to your room.
Toerag
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13 posted 11-06-1999 08:47 PM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

Nurse.....shake that thang honey...I'll folla ya anywhere!!!!
Nurse Crachet
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14 posted 11-06-1999 09:08 PM       View Profile for Nurse Crachet   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Nurse Crachet

I assume your referring to my battle broom, I have to say your the first to take a liking to it. Most the others run and hide when they see me with it. Not that I have ever used it in any fowl manner, it's just used to hit high flies when the cupcakes are restless.
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Elmer Fudd's Carrot Patch


15 posted 11-06-1999 09:10 PM       View Profile for Bugs Bunny   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Bugs Bunny

Hey, what's wit dis wacky business, huh? After I was soooooooo nice givin all you loonies HUGS. I guess ya just can't be nice to some people. hhhrrrrmphhhh......

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yeeeennnt...what's up, Doc?
Toerag
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16 posted 11-06-1999 09:11 PM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

I don't "scare" easily yassee...that's why my nose is shaped like it is....Now then, one of them "Justin's" told me you do obscene things to yourself with the handle?...Is this true?
Nurse Crachet
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17 posted 11-06-1999 09:31 PM       View Profile for Nurse Crachet   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Nurse Crachet

Obscene things to myself with a broom handle you ask, now why in the world would I even do such a thing. Sorry not my speed no matter the length. Those Justin's will say anything to make this Nurse look bad cause I happen to be around every corner when their sneakin around doing their tricks. Now don't ask me what their tricks are cause I am held to ethics not to disclose.
Justin Thyme
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18 posted 11-06-1999 09:57 PM       View Profile for Justin Thyme   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Justin Thyme

Don't let the old nurse fool ya, Toe.
It's SHE who's turning tricks, you know!
Why yesterday, she's with this Bunny
as soon as she sees he's got money!

This Cratchet lady is a trip,
be careful, though, don't give her lip,
because she don't like that at all...
instead, just meet her in the stall
in the Ladies Room on floor thirteen...
then ask her 'bout the tricks she's seen.

HAHA... this really is too funny!
You should have seen her with Bugs Bunny!
And when she said he was a dud,
she started chasing Elmer Fudd.

Shhhhh... may wagon could be fixed!
But it ain't the Justins doin' tricks!


hehehee
justin t.
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Munda
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19 posted 11-07-1999 02:58 AM       View Profile for Munda   Email Munda   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Munda's Home Page   View IP for Munda

LOL !!
Dr.Moose1
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20 posted 11-07-1999 01:29 PM       View Profile for Dr.Moose1   Email Dr.Moose1   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dr.Moose1

I think I'll sit out this go 'round
My head hurts from last Thyme
But I'm glad I shook off that Fudd dude
He wrote some nasty rhymes

You all seem very capable
To run this place without me
And I must rest up for the dance
Coming up in O.P.Three

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Sometimes nonsense isn't .
Nurse Crachet
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21 posted 11-07-1999 02:20 PM       View Profile for Nurse Crachet   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Nurse Crachet

Justin Thyme I've got your number it's gonna be mighty cold in your room tonight. No more favors will I send your way you've cooked your gander.
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22 posted 04-25-2004 08:38 PM       View Profile for passing shadows   Email passing shadows   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for passing shadows

gawd! LOL
 
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