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Nurse Crachet
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0 posted 11-04-1999 06:54 PM       View Profile for Nurse Crachet   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Nurse Crachet

Pie Battle

Nobody inside this stute
understands like Nurse Crachet
restlessness of personalities
simplified by creativity
enveloping their senses.

Crusty pies fall through
rafters creating
a pie battle
catching one whole Dr. Moose
hurls it past Justin Thyme
ending up in Andrew's face
time to hide Dr. Moose!

Racing down the hall past
ONE FLEW, Dr. Moose
Finds safety in the
Ladies room until Andrew
Overhears ONE FLEW
Laughing and pointing that way.

(I think Dr. Moose just might be in trouble)
© Copyright 1999 Nurse Crachet - All Rights Reserved
Systematic Decay
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1 posted 11-04-1999 07:26 PM       View Profile for Systematic Decay   Email Systematic Decay   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Systematic Decay

LOL

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WhtDove
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2 posted 11-04-1999 07:27 PM       View Profile for WhtDove   Email WhtDove   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit WhtDove's Home Page   View IP for WhtDove

uh-oh...FOOD FIGHT! heheh
Justin Thyme
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3 posted 11-04-1999 08:10 PM       View Profile for Justin Thyme   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Justin Thyme

I wasn't involved in this one, nurse,
I swear that I was not.
In fact when all this started,
I was going to the pot.

I thought a pie flew by me
and I didn't know what to do!
Imagine my surprise when I looked up
and then saw YOU!

I didn't even see ONE FLEW,
he was nowhere in sight!
But you say he was laughing
at the pie as it's in flight?

I think you may be wrong, ma'am,
ONE FLEW was nowhere near.
And neither was the Moose, dear nurse!
The Doc was just not here!

So now that I think of it,
I didn't see a pie!
And Andrew, he was in his room,
talking to a fly.

Perhaps it was the fly you saw
that flew by Andrew's ear.
But nurse, I tell you truly,
that nobody was here.

At first I thought I saw a pie,
when you screamed, "Moose is mud!"
But now I know that all I saw
was wascally Elmer Fudd.

At least I THOUGHT I saw him,
but I am not a loon
like Doctor Moose who always thinks
he's talking to a cartoon.

The truth, dear nurse, this isn't me
who's writing all this down.
I'm in my room asleep, you see,
in this 'stutes blue night gown.

-signed
Justin My Room Thyme
Pepper
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4 posted 11-05-1999 08:58 AM       View Profile for Pepper   Email Pepper   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Pepper

LOL.......

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5 posted 11-05-1999 09:23 AM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

It's rather nice just sitting here
Tasting all the pies
Chuckling at the inmates
And laughing at the lies.
The chocolate's my favorite -
The lemon's nice, but dang!
Could someone please ask the cook
To leave off that meringue????
Yuk.... Pfffttt... Patooey!
Toerag
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6 posted 11-05-1999 09:24 AM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

I guess it was a pe-can pie,
One that's full of nuts?
and as you said it was crusty,
like Justin' Thyme's big butt!

[This message has been edited by Toerag (edited 11-05-1999).]
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7 posted 11-05-1999 10:37 AM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

I haven't ogled Thyme's big butt
(Though it's so often shown)
I cannot be concerned with his
I've a big one of my own!

But derriere that's trim and tight
Is a fine sight to see
So turn around, Toe, for you've got
The finest that there be!
Watcher666
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8 posted 11-05-1999 10:45 AM       View Profile for Watcher666   Email Watcher666   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Watcher666's Home Page   View IP for Watcher666

ROFL......Enjoyed this much!

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WhtDove
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9 posted 11-05-1999 10:47 AM       View Profile for WhtDove   Email WhtDove   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit WhtDove's Home Page   View IP for WhtDove

ROFL...Toe that was really good. Suthern you're too much! You're really getting good at this. Hey Toe!! Turn around I wanna see too! hehe, get away from me with that bat now, Suthern. heheeh
Justin Thyme
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10 posted 11-05-1999 11:31 AM       View Profile for Justin Thyme   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Justin Thyme

Excuse me! Who is talking?
Excuse me?! What's this jive?
Someone's calling MY butt big
and wants to stay alive?

I don't think that you really know
who you are talking to!
My derriere, quite honestly,
is nice to see, that's true...

But it ain't big and "crusty"!
Don't know what you could mean...
You'd better watch your back, bud,
while in this 'stute machine!

For I am Leonardo
DaVinci of The 'Stute!
I'm the Artiste Extraodinaire!
I have a fine repute!

I'll tell you a small secret.
Come, lend to me your ear....
I painted his face upon his butt,
your good friend, Balladeer!

One day I'll take my mask off...
you'll see who I am, so,
just watch your step, l'il buddy,
I don't take jive from Toe!

Keep up the snide swift comments
and you'll see all my class,
because, just like old Balladeer,
Your face will be your ass!


signed,

Justin Thyme
aka Leonardo DaVinci
Artiste Extraordinaire!
Toerag
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11 posted 11-05-1999 11:39 AM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

Now I've been intimidated,
It's written all over my face,
And if his face is on Balladeer's rear,
I can think of no better place!

So chill out there Leonardo,
A crusty ass aint all that bad,
It could be worse, you could be that nurse,
Or be roomin' with Toerag!!

[This message has been edited by Toerag (edited 11-05-1999).]
Nurse Crachet
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12 posted 11-05-1999 11:50 AM       View Profile for Nurse Crachet   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Nurse Crachet

Now Toe dear your trying to mess with me now the Miss America of the stute. I think you need to get those glasses checked maybe a new perscription is in order.
Justin Thyme
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13 posted 11-05-1999 12:03 PM       View Profile for Justin Thyme   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Justin Thyme

Hey, buddy, Toe! I just remembered you! Didn't we go to different 'stutes together back in the early '70's? You're that dude with guit-fiddle pickin' all those How 'Bout Them Songs, ain'tcha?

Psssst... listen, sorry I came on so strong there, but call my butt crusty one more Thyme and I'll have to meet you in the laundry room to sort this thing out.

Anyway, sure is good to see ya, buddy! Now that I know it's you, just stick with me, we can rule this roost together. (Hey, btw, who is that suthern chick? She's sure got the hots for you, don't she? Asking to room with ya? Damn! Incredible! You must have some goods for her, huh?....hehehe)


Justin T.
hee-hee-hee
Marilyn
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since 09-26-1999
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14 posted 11-05-1999 09:55 PM       View Profile for Marilyn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Marilyn

I can't believe my Thyming.
This is happening? It's true.
Pie flies by and rhyming,
Oh whats a girl to do?

I see a Moose in hiding,
Chocolate I think he is.
Or maybe it's a lemming?
Will there be a quiz?

To this "stute" I visit.
Not in the institute.
My visions are exquisite,
I might be next, too boot!

I have to run quite quickly,
Away from this darn place.
Cause if I stay, distinctly
I never keep the pace.

Nurse Crachet
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15 posted 11-06-1999 08:57 PM       View Profile for Nurse Crachet   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Nurse Crachet

Marilyn, we would love to have you come stay with us. where else can you get instant delivery of your food, no need for plates it's delivered straight to your mouth. No need for Saturday cartoons we have them seven days a week maybe more. Do you have experience maybe we could place you in a position of authority. I got it you could be my assistant I'll set you up with the newbies. Forward me your application and I'll go from there.
Marilyn
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16 posted 11-06-1999 10:26 PM       View Profile for Marilyn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Marilyn

Hmmm a possition of authority. Does that mean I get to clean toilets and mop floors? I don't think I am qualified for that. Maybe a nice room with a view? I would perfer not to be too close to Toe though. He has this thing with my thigh. He can seem to get it out of his mind? It might be scary rooming too close...if you know what I mean Nursy...*nudge, nudge, wink, wink*

Bashful
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17 posted 11-06-1999 10:34 PM       View Profile for Bashful   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Bashful

h...hh..(gulp)...hhhhi.
I am kind of ttttimid.
Just...just a little scared.
But I would lll..like to apply.
You see I was ee..evicted.
The other 6 threw me out.
CCCaaause I kept going back for more.
(blushing deepest crimson)
The princess's kisses were ssssooo sweet.
My forehead still tingles....(sigh).
I hhhh....(gulp) have to eat.
My stomach aches with hunger.
III...I will do anything....Pleeeeaase.
Nurse Crachet
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18 posted 11-06-1999 11:08 PM       View Profile for Nurse Crachet   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Nurse Crachet

Marilyn, a room with a view away from Toe, I'll take inventory in the am. and see what we have available. We are filling up fast, but I'm sure we can suit you to a room.

Bashful, Oh you poor thing that was awful what they did to you. Come on in will get you fed right away. Will talk about your application tomorrow.
Nurse Crachet
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19 posted 11-07-1999 02:30 PM       View Profile for Nurse Crachet   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Nurse Crachet

Marilyn, we have a room perfect for you if you don't mind sharing with Polly. She is hardly ever in there though for she's chasing Cwackers. It's a bright room with a view. Tograg is 4 floors down so he should not pose a problem.

Bashful, could you give me your application here so I can read it over and see where I can place you. After you fill that belly of yours of course.
 
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