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Balladeer's Gotta Knew Honey...

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Toerag
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0 posted 11-04-1999 12:06 PM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Toerag

Balladeer got married again,
(It's the third time since last fall),
Three different brides since last year,
(But he still has the same in-laws)

His newest wife is a honey,
The best housekeeper ya ever seen,
She asked the gas-station attendant;
"How do ya keep your restrooms so clean?"

His yard is real purtty,
He sent me a photograph picture,
I was really impressed by the flowers,
That were planted in bathroom fixtures.

He met this gal in High School,
(Before she was his daddy's spouse),
She's got less teeth in her sweet head,
Then the Halloween pumpkin in front of the house.

He took her to his high school prom,
(After all they provided day care),
They danced to their high school fight song,
"Dueling Banjos" was filling the air.

I told him that I thought this gal,
Was probably "out of his league",
He said she bowls on different nights,
I just shook my head and agreed.




[This message has been edited by Toerag (edited 11-04-1999).]
© Copyright 1999 Toerag - All Rights Reserved
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1 posted 11-04-1999 12:17 PM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

It sounds like a match made in (redneck) heaven! Bug man meets gas gal! LOL Love the planters... and ROFLMAO at out of his league! Well done, Toe!
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2 posted 11-04-1999 03:05 PM       View Profile for Sunshine   Email Sunshine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Sunshine's Home Page   View IP for Sunshine

Oh, Oh, 'Deer, reply soon!
Iloveit
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3 posted 11-04-1999 04:43 PM       View Profile for Iloveit   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Iloveit

yep the out my league thing killed me too, my mom and dad used to bowl in different leagues though, guess that's why I could relate ..........ROFG
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4 posted 11-04-1999 04:45 PM       View Profile for Watcher666   Email Watcher666   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Watcher666's Home Page   View IP for Watcher666

Too funny! Good one!!

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WhtDove
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5 posted 11-04-1999 09:26 PM       View Profile for WhtDove   Email WhtDove   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit WhtDove's Home Page   View IP for WhtDove

Good one Toe! How is it you come up with this? hehe one heck of an imagination you have their! LOL
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6 posted 11-04-1999 09:35 PM       View Profile for Marilyn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Marilyn

Iloveit, Iloveit, Iloveit!...oppps...sorry girl..lol. I am waiting for the Deer one to reply...*giggle*.
Seymour Tabin
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7 posted 11-04-1999 10:12 PM       View Profile for Seymour Tabin   Email Seymour Tabin   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Seymour Tabin

Toe,
I think you are in trouble,
For blowing this bathroom bubble. LOL
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8 posted 11-04-1999 11:49 PM       View Profile for Balladeer   Email Balladeer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Balladeer's Home Page   View IP for Balladeer

Well, now you've gone and done it. Not only have you insulted me, you have dragged my women through the mud as well......and, not only that, you managed to do it clean enough to keep it in the Open site!
Please understand that retaliation is forthcoming. It's not that I want to do it but you have forced me to uphold the honor of the womenfolk and the sacred vows of matrimony, which I may or may not have taken several times lately. I'll be talking to ya real soon, boy.
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9 posted 11-05-1999 12:13 AM       View Profile for Denise   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Denise

....uh oh, Toe, maybe now's a good time to run to the safety of those Alabama hills!
I think Balladeer's gunnin' fer ya!

Hillarious, as usual!

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10 posted 11-05-1999 06:31 AM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

Balladeer.....who you callin' "boy"?...you better come feel this "thing" again fella! Yanno, I heard Balladeer almost called this wedding off when the photographer made him take that toothpick out of his mouth for the pictures!
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11 posted 11-05-1999 07:15 AM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

Toerag: That's what you "heard?" LOL. Rumor has it that you were that photographer... you yelled that it was time for pics... and 'Deer got a little (more) confused. *G*
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12 posted 11-05-1999 07:23 AM       View Profile for Nan   Email Nan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Nan's Home Page   View IP for Nan

Suthern, You've been hanging around Toe too long...
Toerag
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13 posted 11-05-1999 07:40 AM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

Hi ya Suthern and Nan....how yall are?...Nice to see two lovely ladies this early in the morning...And I'll bet you'd just love for us guys to see you "first" thing in the morning wouldn't ya?

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LOL......

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15 posted 11-05-1999 09:18 AM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

Nan: Nope... not me! *G* Haven't been around him nearly long enough... need another 60 years or so! LOL

Toerag: Not all the guys, sweets... but in spite of the concern I have for your well-being, I wouldn't mind torturing you with that ghastly sight! LOL
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16 posted 11-05-1999 10:57 AM       View Profile for WhtDove   Email WhtDove   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit WhtDove's Home Page   View IP for WhtDove

Thanks for the good giggle this morning y'all!
 
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