Ala bam a
Balladeer got married again,
(It's the third time since last fall),
Three different brides since last year,
(But he still has the same in-laws)
His newest wife is a honey,
The best housekeeper ya ever seen,
She asked the gas-station attendant;
"How do ya keep your restrooms so clean?"
His yard is real purtty,
He sent me a photograph picture,
I was really impressed by the flowers,
That were planted in bathroom fixtures.
He met this gal in High School,
(Before she was his daddy's spouse),
She's got less teeth in her sweet head,
Then the Halloween pumpkin in front of the house.
He took her to his high school prom,
(After all they provided day care),
They danced to their high school fight song,
"Dueling Banjos" was filling the air.
I told him that I thought this gal,
Was probably "out of his league",
He said she bowls on different nights,
I just shook my head and agreed.
[This message has been edited by Toerag (edited 11-04-1999).]