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The Right Reverand Toerag

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Toerag
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0 posted 11-03-1999 11:20 AM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Toerag

Yanno if I were Catholic,
And went to a "confession"
I'd spend months of "Hail Mary's"
And never learn a lesson.

Now if I were a Baptist,
That may not be so bad?
Then everyone would pray for me,
"God we gotta save Toerag!"

They'd say; "Toe, come to our revival,
We're having it right here,"
I'd say, "Are ya havin' a fellowship supper?
Want me to bring the beer?"

After that I'd try the Lutherans,
I hear they're known to drink a few,
Do yanno if they play bingo?
I wonder what else they do?

What religion's Jimmy Swaggert?
He seems to do quite well,
He's a rich and famous preacher,
And "saves" the whores all for himself?
© Copyright 1999 Toerag - All Rights Reserved
Watcher666
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1 posted 11-03-1999 11:23 AM       View Profile for Watcher666   Email Watcher666   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Watcher666's Home Page   View IP for Watcher666

LOL....loved this one!

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Dolphins3
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2 posted 11-03-1999 11:25 AM       View Profile for Dolphins3   Email Dolphins3   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dolphins3

Toe, A very interesting look at relgion. I enjoyed it .
Nan
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3 posted 11-03-1999 11:27 AM       View Profile for Nan   Email Nan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Nan's Home Page   View IP for Nan

...um...well... We silly Scandinavians (or "Scando's" as a friend of mine says) are mostly Lutheran.... So I know what they do...
And I'm NOT TELLING !!!!!!

I will say this, though...It AIN' BINGO..



[This message has been edited by Nan (edited 11-03-1999).]
suthern
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4 posted 11-03-1999 11:38 AM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

ROFLMAO.... Ah, Brother Toerag (small country Baptist churches don't bother with the reverend bit... too hard to spell *G*...and if you brought the beer, they'd be too busy praying for you to even eat at that fellowship supper) I'd love to hear one of your inspired sermons... for I'm sure you've inspired a few! LOL. Great poem, Toe... thanks for the grins!
Marilyn
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5 posted 11-03-1999 12:35 PM       View Profile for Marilyn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Marilyn

Well Reverand.....I'll pray for ya IF you bring the beer!...LOL. Cute look at the hypocisy of religion.
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6 posted 11-03-1999 02:15 PM       View Profile for Iloveit   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Iloveit

ROFG@this one, cute very cute, and lolol@inspired a few sermons
Pepper
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7 posted 11-03-1999 02:33 PM       View Profile for Pepper   Email Pepper   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Pepper

hehehehe and hahahaha.......

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8 posted 11-03-1999 08:17 PM       View Profile for Denise   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Denise

Thanks again for the laughter!

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Lorelei54
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9 posted 11-03-1999 09:03 PM       View Profile for Lorelei54   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Lorelei54

hey...you left out mine, but that mgiht be good! I'd hate to see what they would do to you! (But I fear deep inside you are a pretty "swell" guy!)
Dr.Moose1
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10 posted 11-03-1999 09:09 PM       View Profile for Dr.Moose1   Email Dr.Moose1   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dr.Moose1

Well Toe I gotta tell ya
I've checked out a few
They're best taken in small doses
Did you say you'll bring the brew?
hoot_owl_rn
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11 posted 11-03-1999 09:39 PM       View Profile for hoot_owl_rn   Email hoot_owl_rn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit hoot_owl_rn's Home Page   View IP for hoot_owl_rn

ROFLMAO

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Systematic Decay
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12 posted 11-03-1999 09:46 PM       View Profile for Systematic Decay   Email Systematic Decay   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Systematic Decay

They go to churches weekly
Pass the collection plate
Count the bills as they roll in
And then assure your fate

Nice Toe, thought I'd add something i thought you left out.

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