Ala bam a
Yanno if I were Catholic,
And went to a "confession"
I'd spend months of "Hail Mary's"
And never learn a lesson.
Now if I were a Baptist,
That may not be so bad?
Then everyone would pray for me,
"God we gotta save Toerag!"
They'd say; "Toe, come to our revival,
We're having it right here,"
I'd say, "Are ya havin' a fellowship supper?
Want me to bring the beer?"
After that I'd try the Lutherans,
I hear they're known to drink a few,
Do yanno if they play bingo?
I wonder what else they do?
What religion's Jimmy Swaggert?
He seems to do quite well,
He's a rich and famous preacher,
And "saves" the whores all for himself?