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Doc's Delusion(or "Fudd is Sicker Than Walter)

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Dr.Moose1
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0 posted 11-01-1999 08:12 PM       View Profile for Dr.Moose1   Email Dr.Moose1   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Dr.Moose1

For a good "Thyme" , this was quite a place
Oh sure we had Cratchit, just taking up space
Laughing at fate , we threw food during lunch
Lost some more brain cells , that machine packs a punch

Oh what the heck , there's more where they're from
Won't need them for dinner, looks like no-one will come
Maybe they're hiding , like kids who've been bad
Everyone in here , but me , is quite mad

'Bout time I start looking , for a way to bust out
Evening medication, makes me twist and shout
Will anyone join me, I must be on my way
Although I'm in here by myself, "majority rules" today

Ron's the one that built this place , and sent out invitations
You couldn't ask to find a better host, with fewer machinations
Quintessential quality, in all things institutional
Unless of course you try to leave , and are diagnosed delusional

If it comes to that, grab your hat
Every time you visit. They've got one here
That'll scorch your ears , with electricity exquisite

Into this place I Mamboed, by myself but not alone
'My feet dancing to the beat,of "Serling's Twilight Zone"
They thought this quite unusual , I guess they didn't see
What they deemed delusional , they projected onto me

And the deeper they looked , they liked less what they saw
Could'a knocked the whole bunch down , with a sody-fountain straw
Kicked them in the PHD's , if given half a chance
Inserted some spare pocket change , and told 'em all to dance

Not me nope no way no how , I just let it go
Got better ways to pass the time , than this dog and pony show
They can't fool me around the block , I'm wise to all their tricks
Having been to 'stutes before , I know who's really sick

All those on the outside , there's more wrong with them than us
They don't know they're outta control , and no-one's driving the bus
Screwy as it just might sound , keep this under your hat
Could be if the word gets out , we'd fill up just like that

Right now it's pretty lonely, they're all gone today
Everybody but my good pal Walt, he's never far away
Walter keeps me company, he knows all the 'toons
Yup, even the red dwarf's name, the one that Pluto moons

Ratchet used to tell me , that this wasn't so
All she ever wanted , was to wreck our fun you know
There were times I'll tell you , when I just kept on talking
'Cause it seemed the only thing, that drowned out her constant squawking

Having clued you in , let us now begin
It should be no surprise.More than what is here
There shall be made clear , before to us she's wise

Shhhhhhh! heh heh heh heh heh

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Sometimes nonsense isn't .



[This message has been edited by Dr.Moose1 (edited 11-01-1999).]
© Copyright 1999 William E.Kleist - All Rights Reserved
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1 posted 11-01-1999 08:22 PM       View Profile for Denise   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Denise

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2 posted 11-01-1999 08:28 PM       View Profile for Dr.Moose1   Email Dr.Moose1   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dr.Moose1

Thanks d., good to hear from you again
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3 posted 11-01-1999 08:32 PM       View Profile for Denise   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Denise

Thanks! My pleasure!

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4 posted 11-01-1999 10:34 PM       View Profile for Pepper   Email Pepper   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Pepper

LOL.....enjoyed this much Dr........

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5 posted 11-02-1999 01:38 AM       View Profile for Watcher666   Email Watcher666   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Watcher666's Home Page   View IP for Watcher666

Too funny!!

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Illusion...what we see and what we do...it's all up to you.
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6 posted 11-02-1999 06:19 AM       View Profile for Dr.Moose1   Email Dr.Moose1   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dr.Moose1

Pepper&Watcher,
Another example of what happens if one was exposed to the dangers of Saturday morning programming .They somtimes write incredibly long and tortuous acrostics. Thanks for the comments
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7 posted 11-02-1999 07:32 AM       View Profile for Nurse Crachet   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Nurse Crachet

Shhhhhhh!
I think she's hiding
in the rubber room,
follow me
I'll take you
where you need to go.
First things first
drink this water
you look a bit dehydrated.

(never trust your eyes
they can play tricks on you)

No more twacking Rachit
till the rubber room
sets you free.
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8 posted 11-02-1999 08:05 PM       View Profile for Denise   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Denise

Ya got me Dr.Moose! I didn't notice the acrostic! This is wonderful! I'll have to be a little bit more on my toes from now on! (or get more sleep and not sit at the computer all night!

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9 posted 11-03-1999 06:13 AM       View Profile for Dr.Moose1   Email Dr.Moose1   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dr.Moose1

Heh Heh Heh, We can be wary twicky in the 'stute Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh
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10 posted 11-03-1999 05:09 PM       View Profile for E.Fudd   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for E.Fudd

Kwatchit got wise , to my wittle twicks
I twied to be qwiet , but it didn't help one bit
She's one cwafty wady , I'm wewwy supwised
She found my aqwostic , with no help fwom you guys

When I wasn't wooking, she picked up the thwead
Which I weally thought , was over her head
And now things are going , fwom bad to worse
Save me fwom this qwazy nurse !

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Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh
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11 posted 11-03-1999 05:23 PM       View Profile for Dr.Moose1   Email Dr.Moose1   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dr.Moose1

They thought me delusional
'Cause of things unusual
I was master of the dance
This guy Fudd's a basket case
He belongs here in this place
That is my official stance

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Sometimes nonsense isn't .
Dr.Moose1
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12 posted 11-03-1999 05:29 PM       View Profile for Dr.Moose1   Email Dr.Moose1   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dr.Moose1

Well, Wook who's calling the kettle bwack
Talk about scwews woose
I've never seen such dewusions dispwayed
You're weally one sick moose
I'm sure they all agwee with me
Though they're being wewwy quiet
A second opinion is what we need
Can anyone suppwy it?

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Sometimes nonsense isn't .
Dr.Moose1
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13 posted 11-03-1999 06:27 PM       View Profile for Dr.Moose1   Email Dr.Moose1   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dr.Moose1

Get all the opinions you want E. Fudd
Though you might have to wait and see
Unless you're schizophrenic "Bud"
It's just you and Cratchit and me
E.Fudd
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14 posted 11-03-1999 06:31 PM       View Profile for E.Fudd   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for E.Fudd

Now I know you're cwazy doc.
There's more than that in here
I saw Pepper and Watcher 666
And I found somebody's ear

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Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh
Dr.Moose1
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15 posted 11-03-1999 06:35 PM       View Profile for Dr.Moose1   Email Dr.Moose1   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dr.Moose1

Fudd since you're a new recruit
I'll explain this just one Thyme
The only ones that are in here
Communicate in rhyme
The others are just visiting
They haven't been committed
So quit your fussing and figeting
While we get this jacket fitted
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He does so have to shoot me now! So shoot me now!... Crachet Season is now open... Now if I could just find my damn crayons. Haven't had much time to play since they put me on hard labor, but soon. A great read here Dr. Moose... and I liked that hidden message... you must be getting the good meds to write something that creative.
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17 posted 11-03-1999 11:37 PM       View Profile for Denise   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Denise

hehehehehehe.....Who are you people?!

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18 posted 11-04-1999 09:33 AM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

snickering... quietly. *G*
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19 posted 11-04-1999 11:03 AM       View Profile for Justin Thyme   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Justin Thyme

I guess I got here Justin Thyme.
As usual, I'm late.
It seems the Doc is now schizoid
(Elmer Fudd, he ain't).

Hey, wacko Doc, I wewwy think
you're wewwy vewy stwange.
(HA HA, you talk like Elmer Fudd
because you are dewanged!)

Your personality his split
in several little facets!
But still I can't believe that you
are slamming ol' nurse Cratchet!

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hehehe
Justin T.
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20 posted 11-04-1999 11:14 AM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

Justin 'Retropect,
I think I do agree,
Dr. Moose has lost his mind,
Justin' observation made by me.

Now of course I am well informed,
On such idiocies,
Cuz I've been there and I've done that,
(I know you won't believe).
E.Fudd
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21 posted 11-04-1999 05:52 PM       View Profile for E.Fudd   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for E.Fudd

To:dsnyder
That's a compwicated question
Does anyone weally know
We wear so many masks these days
Our twue selves warely show

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Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh
Dr.Moose1
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22 posted 11-04-1999 05:55 PM       View Profile for Dr.Moose1   Email Dr.Moose1   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dr.Moose1

Now wait a gosh darn minute Fudd
Who's the Doc in here
I hardly think you're qualified
I've studied this for years
You just showed up and already
You make with the free advice
You're cutting into my billing time
And that's not very nice
E.Fudd
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23 posted 11-04-1999 05:59 PM       View Profile for E.Fudd   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for E.Fudd

Well Wa-de-da-de-da
Don't have a conniption
I don't know about being a doctor
But as a poet you couldn't white a pwescwiption

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Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh
Dr.Moose1
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24 posted 11-04-1999 06:05 PM       View Profile for Dr.Moose1   Email Dr.Moose1   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dr.Moose1

O.K. Fudd that cans it
Now we'll have to see
Who's the better poet
In open poetry three !

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Sometimes nonsense isn't .
 
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