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Doc's Delusion(or "Fudd is Sicker Than Walter)

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Dr.Moose1
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since 09-05-99
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25 posted 11-04-1999 06:13 PM       View Profile for Dr.Moose1   Email Dr.Moose1   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dr.Moose1

Andrew,
Meds are god's gifts to poets
Suthern,
Welcome back !
Justin,
'Bout Thyme you got here , that Fudd's been
getting to be a real problem !
Toe,
I'm a true believer !

Thanks to all !

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Sometimes nonsense isn't .
Justin Thyme
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since 09-13-99
Posts 228
Oz


26 posted 11-04-1999 07:37 PM       View Profile for Justin Thyme   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Justin Thyme

Hey, Moose, you've really lost it!
Your mind has is really wacked.
Your IP number's showing,
and it's the same, in fact,
as Mr. Fudd's, your nemesis,
your other nom de plume!
You're schizoid, widdle buddy,
you best go to your room!

When Cratchet finds that Fudd's your clone,
she'll chase you with a hatchet!
This nurse ain't sane, you know that, Moose,
she's a Paranoid Nurse Cratchet!
So, tell your wascally widdle Fudd
that he's a widdle woony!
And take your meds just like you should,
or you'll STAY a cartoony!


signed in blood,

Justin Thyme
aka Leonardo DaVinci
Artiste Extraordinaire!
WhtDove
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since 07-22-99
Posts 9561
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27 posted 11-04-1999 08:18 PM       View Profile for WhtDove   Email WhtDove   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit WhtDove's Home Page   View IP for WhtDove

Funny, funny, funny!!!!
E.Fudd
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since 11-03-1999
Posts 40
Dolgeville, N.Y.U.S.


28 posted 11-04-1999 08:40 PM       View Profile for E.Fudd   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for E.Fudd

O.K. Justin but I'm warning you
You're just wasting your Thyme
I'll use wots of w's
And white a wonderful whyme

Walking thwew the woods one day
Having wost that wascally wabbit
A big dumb moose came stumbwing by
Twampwing evwything dag nabbit
Stoopid cwumsy big dumd moose
Ugwy and cwazy too
Pwactically wecked the whole darn pwace
Dancing wike a fool
Onwy weason he's still awive ,wost his mind and can't wetrieve it
Cause cartoon guns don't kill no-one, they just make-bewieve it !

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Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh
Denise
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29 posted 11-04-1999 11:13 PM       View Profile for Denise   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Denise

I am in stitches! Keep it up! Keep it up! Keep it up! (uh oh...I'm starting to repeat myself...is that a sign?.....*sneaking off and fading into the background*)

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Denise

Nurse Crachet
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They know where I am!


30 posted 11-05-1999 06:35 AM       View Profile for Nurse Crachet   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Nurse Crachet

What's up Doc? You letting Elmer Fudd get the better of you. You need to slip this cartoon guy some of ONE FLEW's meatloaf that will quiet him for a spell.
PorkyPig
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since 11-05-1999
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31 posted 11-05-1999 07:08 AM       View Profile for PorkyPig   Email PorkyPig   Edit/Delete Message     View IP for PorkyPig

My name is P-p-porky Pig,
I'm t-teased for my affliction,
I have a little t-trouble,
In the area of my d-d-diction.
So go ahead and t-tease me,
and m-make your little jokes,
While I get rich and f-famous,
Just saying, "Th-thats all folks."

Now I kn-know that old N-nurse Cratchet,
Is a cra-cra-nutty kinda soul,
B-but I've just g-g-got to s-say this,
Before I up and g-go;

She's t-trying to g-get married,
To that Dr. they c-call m-moose,
B-but her reputation's t-terrible,
For a n-nurse she's awfully l-loose.

F-fudd you need to behave,
You t-too you t-two Justin's,
Cuz when T-Toerag gets c-committed,
It's really g-gonna be s-sumthin!

Justin Sayne
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since 10-09-1999
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32 posted 11-05-1999 07:17 AM       View Profile for Justin Sayne   Edit/Delete Message     View IP for Justin Sayne

You know that this is Justin Sayne
I've locked that Doctor up!
He doesn't even know his name
I'm very serious!!

So let Nurse Crachet have her way
You know that she's hard up
She'll keep him busy night and day
Then he won't bother us!
Toerag
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since 07-29-99
Posts 5839
Ala bam a


33 posted 11-05-1999 07:18 AM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

Very sick individuals indeed...."Can I play?"
Justin Thyme
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since 09-13-99
Posts 228
Oz


34 posted 11-05-1999 07:40 AM       View Profile for Justin Thyme   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Justin Thyme

We're all in here and can't get out
and Toerag asks for in!?!?
Since when is he OUTSIDE the 'stute?
That's Justin Sayne! *big grin*
Justin Kace
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since 09-13-99
Posts 96
Oz


35 posted 11-05-1999 07:51 AM       View Profile for Justin Kace   Edit/Delete Message     View IP for Justin Kace

Justin Kace Toerag wants out
I've emailed Doctor Moose.
He'll keep an eye ope' for the lout
Toerag will not get loose.

Inside the 'stute he does belong
That's common knowledge here
The little purple guy is locked
Where no one else will hear....

suthern
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since 07-29-99
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on the threshold of a dream


36 posted 11-05-1999 09:37 AM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

I must admit, I do not stutter
(Though I've been known to curse and mutter)
But lately I can't get my breath
Y'all have me laughing half to death!
So gasping, I whisper my plea...
Can Toerag please be roomed with me?
Nurse Crachet
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since 09-27-1999
Posts 321
They know where I am!


37 posted 11-05-1999 08:09 PM       View Profile for Nurse Crachet   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Nurse Crachet

You all don't have a clue
just insinuations stated
you Justin's here drew
a picture gold-plated
I have more then it takes
to draw a marriage here
everyone stuted fakes
persona's never mind
their birth year.
Outside this place
my life is full
enough to fill a case
an elephant couldn't pull.
Sorry to disappoint
your illusions of bliss
this Nurse is at the point
to say your all a miss.
Justin Kace
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since 09-13-99
Posts 96
Oz


38 posted 11-05-1999 08:20 PM       View Profile for Justin Kace   Edit/Delete Message     View IP for Justin Kace

Nurse Crachet, dear
You've missed the point.
You never shall
Escape this joint!!
Nurse Crachet
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since 09-27-1999
Posts 321
They know where I am!


39 posted 11-05-1999 09:38 PM       View Profile for Nurse Crachet   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Nurse Crachet

Justin Kace you forgot again I am the one
in charge around here and I can come and go as I please. No point did I miss cause I make the points and for your lapse in memory I shall deduct 5 points from your privledge menu. That leaves you at negative 15 I think your going the wrong direction. Here let me spin you around a few times and maybe you can start having some positive reflections.
Nurse Crachet
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since 09-27-1999
Posts 321
They know where I am!


40 posted 11-05-1999 09:42 PM       View Profile for Nurse Crachet   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Nurse Crachet

Justin Thyme to save your brother, I sure hope your not his positive reflection.
Dr.Moose1
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since 09-05-99
Posts 3505
Bewilderment , USA


41 posted 11-05-1999 10:09 PM       View Profile for Dr.Moose1   Email Dr.Moose1   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dr.Moose1

To Justin et.al. ,
Some of what you're saying , makes alot of sense
But I'm some-what confused,. the situations tense
If my I.P.numbers showing , There is just one explanation
Fud's hacked into my hard-drive,from a remote location !

He snuck in un-detected, past my cartoon anti-virus
And while I'm not sure about his motives,
he does not admire us
He's got a chip there on his shoulder' that could run all our P.C.'s
And he's been getting so much bolder, that he might not stop with me

I must take immediate action, in an effort to contain this
He represents a faction, led by Mo'Med Toonawanias
A splinter group from Saturday, bent on poetic domination
Think this not a figment , of my imagination


I only hope I'm not too late , to stop the "Fudd Pwogwam"
It makes your rom spout gibberish, to say nothing of your ram
The situation's serious, they're really out for blood
They've vowed to corrupt the rest of us,
'till all poetry sounds like Fudd's !

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Sometimes nonsense isn't .
E.Fudd
Junior Member
since 11-03-1999
Posts 40
Dolgeville, N.Y.U.S.


42 posted 11-05-1999 10:25 PM       View Profile for E.Fudd   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for E.Fudd

You think you're so cwever
Onwy it's all in your head
Un-wikewy the'll bewieve you
'Reawwy? You should watch those meds!

Even if they do
Though I'm betting that they doesn't
Onwy what's accompwished then's
One wittle thing that wasn't

Latewy I've been busy
According to my pwan
This site's already compwomised
Expwain that , Antler Man !

I twied to be your buddy
Then you wan in hid in here
'twas a stoopid thing to do
Silwy stewoid stoked weindeer

Me an' the Toonawanians
Infiltwated this her site
Now you've got no-where to hide, an'
Ev-wy-one my verse will white

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Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh
Dr.Moose1
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since 09-05-99
Posts 3505
Bewilderment , USA


43 posted 11-05-1999 10:29 PM       View Profile for Dr.Moose1   Email Dr.Moose1   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dr.Moose1

It's worse than I expected
He's got access to the site
We may have to crash the system
To put it back to rights!
Or perhaps moderate intervention
Will help control it's spread
If any of you are listening
You better close this thread !
Dr.Moose1
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since 09-05-99
Posts 3505
Bewilderment , USA


44 posted 11-05-1999 10:40 PM       View Profile for Dr.Moose1   Email Dr.Moose1   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dr.Moose1

Don't thweaten me you miscweant
That's not pwaying fair
I think "Passions in Poetwy"
Has a certain fwair
I'll get you for this Dr. Moose
Just you wait and see
I'll be back , I pwomise you
I'll sneak in acwosticwy !!!!


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Sometimes nonsense isn't .
WhtDove
Member Rara Avis
since 07-22-99
Posts 9561
Illinois


45 posted 11-05-1999 10:51 PM       View Profile for WhtDove   Email WhtDove   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit WhtDove's Home Page   View IP for WhtDove

LOL ROFL....All vewy good!
Dr.Moose1
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since 09-05-99
Posts 3505
Bewilderment , USA


46 posted 11-05-1999 11:06 PM       View Profile for Dr.Moose1   Email Dr.Moose1   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dr.Moose1

Toe , what say ?
We do a barbecue,
I'm a'learnin as I go
An' I think I just found you
I likes them things ya write
An I always look fer more
Stuff like this ol' buddy
Ya cain't buy in any store
So since we's here an' 'bout to stay
Fer quite a little bit
Ah'll put away muh catchers mitt
If'n ya promise not ta spit


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Sometimes nonsense isn't .
Denise
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since 08-22-99
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47 posted 11-06-1999 09:40 AM       View Profile for Denise   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Denise

Yes, it's Looney Toon Time!

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Denise

Nurse Crachet
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since 09-27-1999
Posts 321
They know where I am!


48 posted 11-06-1999 09:19 PM       View Profile for Nurse Crachet   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Nurse Crachet

It's always looney toons time in the stute it started with our residents that believe they are famous artist's, now we have a new crop that believe they are Saturday morning cartoons everyday of the week. I'm starting to become overwhelmed with the case load in this place. Would anybody like to apply for a position of residents aide, I could probably use three at this point. Fax resumes asap and I will respond likewise. Fringe benefit all the humor you could ever want and you might be able to get one of our artists to paint you for free.
Toerag
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since 07-29-99
Posts 5839
Ala bam a


49 posted 11-06-1999 09:23 PM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

Can I be a doctor?...Puhleeeze!? Okay then, I'll be a commercial then?
 
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