My name is P-p-porky Pig,
I'm t-teased for my affliction,
I have a little t-trouble,
In the area of my d-d-diction.
So go ahead and t-tease me,
and m-make your little jokes,
While I get rich and f-famous,
Just saying, "Th-thats all folks."
Now I kn-know that old N-nurse Cratchet,
Is a cra-cra-nutty kinda soul,
B-but I've just g-g-got to s-say this,
Before I up and g-go;
She's t-trying to g-get married,
To that Dr. they c-call m-moose,
B-but her reputation's t-terrible,
For a n-nurse she's awfully l-loose.
F-fudd you need to behave,
You t-too you t-two Justin's,
Cuz when T-Toerag gets c-committed,
It's really g-gonna be s-sumthin!