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The Birds and Bees |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
I know sometimes I misbehave, And I post things that are taken wrong, But I guess Ron found out I'm only fifteen, And my access to adult is gone. I guess when I'm old enough to drive, (though I do have my learner's permit), I'll get the password back maybe? And find something "adult" to submit. Of course being young and innocent, Such things I shouldn't be reading, But when I learn about the birds and bees, I'll find out why all the heavy breathing? [This message has been edited by Toerag (edited 11-01-1999).] |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
ROFLMAO!!!! Great job, Toe! I think lots of us are suddenly younger than we know ourselves to be... I know *I* never misbehave, so it couldn't be that! *G* (studiously polishing halo!) By the way, young and innocent one... if you need a learning partner, let me know? *G* |
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Verma Member
since 1999-10-25
Posts 80Midlands, England |
LOL Toerag :-), This made me laugh. |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Yanno, I remember many years ago when I had to explain the birds and bees to my son....his reaction was hilarious! "Ya mean with a girl! Without any clothes on! YUK! That's sick!.....then, when he was much older and a lifeguard at the city pool, he was surrounded by all these "darlings" in bikinis and my wife and I were there watching, I asked her, "Now, does that look like the same son that responded with "YUK" to our little talk about the birds and bees?...Her response was, "It better be!" |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
ROFL... Mom's can hope... but somehow I doubt that "yuk" response lasted! LOL. |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
ROFL...good to have a laugh Toe! Great one! My son is not interested in hearing that quite yet. Oh man! But as for Adult there, it has been changed and you will need to email Ron just in case you didn't know. I believe he posted it in the Anouncements Forum. |
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Pepper Member Elite
since 1999-08-19
Posts 3079Southern Florida |
LOL.....Cute piece Toe.... ------------------ A soul that writes from the heart and shares it, truly gives a gift extrordinaire! |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
No, Toe. Ya got it wrong. Your AGE has to be over 18, not your S.A.T. score. Your 15 can still make it in! |
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tori Senior Member
since 1999-06-18
Posts 520Mechanicsville, Maryland, USA |
LOL Toe..this is a good one.... I can understand where the wife is coming form exactly...:-) lol@Balladeer!! |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
Yo Toe: My five year old daughter wanted to dress this Holloween like a bride. Talk about scarring the Hell out of ya. To make matters worse... she likes a boy in her kindergarden class named Christopher. He's all we've been hearing about for the past two weeks. And here I didn't think I'd have to buy a shotgun for another sever years.  |
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Watcher666 Senior Member
since 1999-10-13
Posts 1606 |
LOL....too cute! ------------------ Illusion...what we see and what we do...it's all up to you. |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
'Deer one... whatever the criteria, I'm still locked out!!! *G* But that's okay... I'll be glad to join the young and innocent one and learn about this heavy breathing stuff! LOL |
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Lucie Senior Member
since 1999-06-20
Posts 1077Houston |
Ha! Ron will let you in.. you just have to promise not to play with FemmeFatale anymore..hahah.. thats how I got my access back. But then Ron's reply to my promise to behave in exchange for access "why bother" |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
Toe, Shame on you. |
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hoot_owl_rn Member Patricius
since 1999-07-05
Posts 10750Glen Hope, PA USA |
ROFLMAO...and here Toe, I thought I was gonna get a lesson |
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