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The Birds and Bees

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Toerag
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0 posted 11-01-1999 11:51 AM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Toerag

I know sometimes I misbehave,
And I post things that are taken wrong,
But I guess Ron found out I'm only fifteen,
And my access to adult is gone.

I guess when I'm old enough to drive,
(though I do have my learner's permit),
I'll get the password back maybe?
And find something "adult" to submit.

Of course being young and innocent,
Such things I shouldn't be reading,
But when I learn about the birds and bees,
I'll find out why all the heavy breathing?

[This message has been edited by Toerag (edited 11-01-1999).]
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suthern
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1 posted 11-01-1999 11:58 AM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

ROFLMAO!!!! Great job, Toe! I think lots of us are suddenly younger than we know ourselves to be... I know *I* never misbehave, so it couldn't be that! *G* (studiously polishing halo!)

By the way, young and innocent one... if you need a learning partner, let me know? *G*
Verma
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2 posted 11-01-1999 12:03 PM       View Profile for Verma   Email Verma   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Verma

LOL Toerag :-), This made me laugh.
Toerag
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3 posted 11-01-1999 12:04 PM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

Yanno, I remember many years ago when I had to explain the birds and bees to my son....his reaction was hilarious! "Ya mean with a girl! Without any clothes on! YUK! That's sick!.....then, when he was much older and a lifeguard at the city pool, he was surrounded by all these "darlings" in bikinis and my wife and I were there watching, I asked her, "Now, does that look like the same son that responded with "YUK" to our little talk about the birds and bees?...Her response was, "It better be!"
suthern
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4 posted 11-01-1999 12:13 PM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

ROFL... Mom's can hope... but somehow I doubt that "yuk" response lasted! LOL.
WhtDove
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5 posted 11-01-1999 12:30 PM       View Profile for WhtDove   Email WhtDove   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit WhtDove's Home Page   View IP for WhtDove

ROFL...good to have a laugh Toe! Great one! My son is not interested in hearing that quite yet. Oh man! But as for Adult there, it has been changed and you will need to email Ron just in case you didn't know. I believe he posted it in the Anouncements Forum.
Pepper
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6 posted 11-01-1999 12:56 PM       View Profile for Pepper   Email Pepper   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Pepper

LOL.....Cute piece Toe....

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Balladeer
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7 posted 11-01-1999 04:30 PM       View Profile for Balladeer   Email Balladeer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Balladeer's Home Page   View IP for Balladeer

No, Toe. Ya got it wrong. Your AGE has to be over 18, not your S.A.T. score. Your 15 can still make it in!
tori
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8 posted 11-01-1999 04:52 PM       View Profile for tori   Email tori   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit tori's Home Page   View IP for tori

LOL Toe..this is a good one.... I can understand where the wife is coming form exactly...:-)

lol@Balladeer!!
Andrew Scott
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9 posted 11-01-1999 05:16 PM       View Profile for Andrew Scott   Email Andrew Scott   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Andrew Scott

Yo Toe: My five year old daughter wanted to dress this Holloween like a bride. Talk about scarring the Hell out of ya. To make matters worse... she likes a boy in her kindergarden class named Christopher. He's all we've been hearing about for the past two weeks. And here I didn't think I'd have to buy a shotgun for another sever years.
Watcher666
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10 posted 11-02-1999 04:21 AM       View Profile for Watcher666   Email Watcher666   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Watcher666's Home Page   View IP for Watcher666

LOL....too cute!

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suthern
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11 posted 11-02-1999 07:27 AM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

'Deer one... whatever the criteria, I'm still locked out!!! *G* But that's okay... I'll be glad to join the young and innocent one and learn about this heavy breathing stuff! LOL
Lucie
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12 posted 11-02-1999 08:10 AM       View Profile for Lucie   Email Lucie   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Lucie

Ha! Ron will let you in.. you just have to promise not to play with FemmeFatale anymore..hahah.. thats how I got my access back. But then Ron's reply to my promise to behave in exchange for access "why bother"
Seymour Tabin
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13 posted 11-02-1999 08:16 AM       View Profile for Seymour Tabin   Email Seymour Tabin   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Seymour Tabin

Toe,
Shame on you.
hoot_owl_rn
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14 posted 11-02-1999 09:34 AM       View Profile for hoot_owl_rn   Email hoot_owl_rn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit hoot_owl_rn's Home Page   View IP for hoot_owl_rn

ROFLMAO...and here Toe, I thought I was gonna get a lesson
 
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