How to Join Member's Area Private Library Search Today's Topics p Login
Main Forums Discussion Tech Talk Mature Content Archives
   Nav Win
 Archives
 Open Poetry #3 Archive
 How To Save Money On Your Anniversary..R
 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13
Follow us on Facebook

 This is an Archive. You may post a reply, but new topics are not allowed.

 
User Options
Format for Better Printing EMail to a Friend Create a Greeting Card with this Poem
Admin Print Send ECard
Passions in Poetry

How To Save Money On Your Anniversary..Repost

 Post A Reply   Go to the Next Oldest/Previous Topic Return to Topic Page Go to the Next Newest Topic 
Toerag
Member Ascendant
since 07-29-99
Posts 5839
Ala bam a


0 posted 10-28-1999 03:34 PM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Toerag

Is today your anniversary?
Well from the bottom of your heart,
Show your love how much ya care,
And head out to K-mart.

Let your honey pick out a card,
One that she'll adore,
Read it and then put it back,
You'll save two bucks or more!

Then ya just wait patiently,
For a sale to be announced,
Maybe a "Blue Light Special?"
On a bra or wool night gown!

Then take her out for dinner,
A supper just for two,
Maybe a Big Mac or Whopper?
It's really just up to you.

Then swing by the graveyard,
Flowers are always nice,
Grab a bottle of Ripple,
(It's quite tasty over ice).

Tell her how much ya love her,
And how you'd do anything for your mate,
"Get outta your clothes immediately",
Before the kids awake!

© Copyright 1999 Toerag - All Rights Reserved
suthern
Deputy Moderator 1 TourDeputy Moderator 1 Tour
Member Seraphic
since 07-29-99
Posts 20770
on the threshold of a dream


1 posted 10-28-1999 03:38 PM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

Ah, Toe... this day needed these smiles!!! And I do love this... such wonderful suggestions! LOL. (Hint: Avoid the wool night gown... the kids would be awake before she'd get that thing unbuttoned! LOL)
RainbowGirl
Member Elite
since 07-31-99
Posts 3167
United Kingdom


2 posted 10-28-1999 03:52 PM       View Profile for RainbowGirl   Email RainbowGirl   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit RainbowGirl's Home Page   View IP for RainbowGirl

Thanks for the smiles darling..

HUSG

------------------
You give but little when you give of your possessions. It is when you give of yourself that you truly give.

Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 06-05-99
Posts 26302
Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA


3 posted 10-28-1999 04:09 PM       View Profile for Balladeer   Email Balladeer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Balladeer's Home Page   View IP for Balladeer

Toe, my man, sometimes you're like a breath of fresh air. We need more of this stuff going on around here.

(Get your wife a Big Mac and you'll never see her again!)
Pepper
Member Elite
since 08-19-99
Posts 3134
Southern Florida

Official Passions Reader
4 posted 10-28-1999 04:22 PM       View Profile for Pepper   Email Pepper   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Pepper

lol.....another wonderful chuckle!!
Toe...your pieces are something I look forward to each day.....Thanks....

------------------
A soul that writes from the heart and shares it, truly gives a gift extrordinaire!
WhtDove
Member Rara Avis
since 07-22-99
Posts 9561
Illinois


5 posted 10-28-1999 05:14 PM       View Profile for WhtDove   Email WhtDove   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit WhtDove's Home Page   View IP for WhtDove

ROFL...I must have missed this before. You are just too funny. This would save money I'm sure, don't know about the wife, but it would save money. lOL
RSEvans
Senior Member
since 10-23-1999
Posts 1187
Tulsa, OK, USA


6 posted 10-28-1999 05:16 PM       View Profile for RSEvans   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for RSEvans

Had me in tears. So how long have you been married anyway? Sounds like my wife's idea for a good anniversary.

------------------
Once I was brilliant, now I no longer shine, but the twinkle in my eye speaks of another time.
Iloveit
Senior Member
since 09-02-99
Posts 1168
NM


7 posted 10-28-1999 05:20 PM       View Profile for Iloveit   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Iloveit

lolol gonna have to ditto whitedove on this one...not sure too many wives would appreciate the sentiment of this one lolol, but we sure do appreciate your smiles
Watcher666
Senior Member
since 10-13-1999
Posts 1630


8 posted 10-28-1999 08:17 PM       View Profile for Watcher666   Email Watcher666   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Watcher666's Home Page   View IP for Watcher666

LOL...now I know where the boyfriend got this idea from!

------------------
Illusion...what we see and what we do...it's all up to you.
hoot_owl_rn
Member Patricius
since 07-05-99
Posts 11105
Glen Hope, PA USA


9 posted 10-28-1999 10:30 PM       View Profile for hoot_owl_rn   Email hoot_owl_rn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit hoot_owl_rn's Home Page   View IP for hoot_owl_rn

LOL....needed that today
Denise
Moderator
Member Seraphic
since 08-22-99
Posts 23002


10 posted 10-28-1999 10:59 PM       View Profile for Denise   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Denise

This is golden! Thanks for the gift!

------------------
Denise

Michael
Moderator
Member Ascendant
since 08-13-99
Posts 6333
California


11 posted 10-29-1999 03:30 AM       View Profile for Michael   Email Michael   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Michael

ROFL, this is excellent, Toe. Indeed, a much need laugh.

------------------
Michael Anderson

Is all that we see or seem
but a dream within a dream?


Toerag
Member Ascendant
since 07-29-99
Posts 5839
Ala bam a


12 posted 10-29-1999 08:17 AM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

Thanks all....Yassee? I have a romantic side too yanno?
Toerag
Member Ascendant
since 07-29-99
Posts 5839
Ala bam a


13 posted 10-29-1999 08:30 AM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

Balladeer....I did, and I haven't!!!! IT WORKED!!!!! LOL

[This message has been edited by Toerag (edited 10-29-1999).]
 
 Post A Reply   Go to the Next Oldest/Previous Topic Return to Topic Page Go to the Next Newest Topic 
All times are ET (US) Top
  User Options
>> Archives >> Open Poetry #3 >> How To Save Money On Your Anniversary..R Format for Better Printing EMail to a Friend Create a Greeting Card with this Poem
Print Send ECard

 

pipTalk Home Page | Main Poetry Forums

How to Join | Member's Area / Help | Private Library | Search | Contact Us | Today's Topics | Login
Discussion | Tech Talk | Archives | Sanctuary



© Passions in Poetry and netpoets.com 1998-2013
All Poetry and Prose is copyrighted by the individual authors